•Harley Household•

Hello there, Friend! :)

╰➜ My name is Jade harley or Dave strider !! And this is my CG blog!!

ps this blog may or may not be abandoned at any time i am trying the cg thing out!

You may call me Mr. Jade or dave! or any sweet names you can think of!! just not mama or anything feminine please!

i am a jade and dave fiction kin!

My dms are open! but i may not always respond!

My asks are always open, drop on in!!

This blog is completely sfw!!!

i do block freely if im uncomfy!!

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ive been in a rut for. a while? kinda haven't had much motivation to do anything. i have commissions and art fight and just stuff i need to do but i can barely get myself out of bed and its just so disheartening. i have a really bad urge to cut off a lot of my friends and i know i shouldn't be cause it's mean but it's still really tempting. neither of my parents are being very nice to me and most of my online friends haven't contacted me in forever and im starting to get tired of the few friends i do still have. i just feel . bad. it makes me feel bad. i wish my head was normal i wish i could keep friends normally i wish i could just act normally. everything is so overwhelming and i can barely walk for an hour without keeling over. don't know how im gonna survive going back to school. i was already burning out really bad last year but now i'm going to a brand new school and my cg isn't going there and im horrified :[

sorry for this being so negative again , i know it's um. a lot of text so don't feel pressured to respond immediately, or at all. if it's not a bother, could i please be 🤍 anon? if that's taken, then 🌸 anon will do just fine :] thank you in advance.

Hello there friend!! im so glad you found us!! and that you sent and ask in non positive is always aloud!! they are your feelings! and its good to let them out.

but im sorry you've been feeling so bad friend! and I understand the feeling of cutting off everyone ive had many of those thoughts myself when we were younger its good that you are at least able to complete art stuff you like to do!!

and new schools may be super scary at first but im sure that they won't be scary for long when you start getting used to everything!! you will get through this friend I believe in you

and again no need to say sorry 🤍 friend!!

I hope to hear from you again!! 💚❤️

Hai!!!!

Hows your day going?

Im just resting this weekend. Im super very sleepy.

I hope you have a good day!!!

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Hello there friend! hihi!!!

so sorry that I responded to this so late @-@

My day is going super well now that im here!! I also hope you have a very amazing day!!!

It was maybe the bestest birthday ever. My friends smashed cake in my face (thats a good thing) and dumped water on me (also good) and when we did the pinata i was accidentally super gentle and was sad i didnt hit it hard and they noticed and insisted i go again and then I WAS THE ONE WHO BROKE IT AND ALL THE CANDY FELL OUT AND IT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!

I had so much cake... and no tummy ache! ^w^

I did forget sunscreen on my back.... i was in the shade for most of the party though so i might be ok? Just gotta wait n see now. It doesnt hurt now yet!

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welcome back my frog amigo, Im happy you had an amazing birthday! and Ooooo ice bucket challenge without the icee! cake is so yummy, im glad you had tons you deserve it! Piñatas beware of this kid 'cause BOOM they'll get ya.

but aw man, you forgot your sunscreen? well if you got burned make sure to put some aloe gel on it and take cold showers you know I always think it won't help, but man, It always does

but again a big happy birthday to you Oli! Im so glad you had an amazing time

I did i drank a whole water bottle today (my great big one has 40 water)! Well theres still ice so i didnt drink all 40 but i did drink lots.

And im eating popcorn right this moment and its cheesy and delicious! Did you know you can make regular popcorn cheesy with mac and cheese powder? Do that and some salt and some garlic and its SOOOOO yummy. Well, it might be yummy, My sissy disagrees so i get the whole bowl to myself hehe so i dont know if other people would find it yummy or just me. But it sure is to me.

Also also tomorrow is my birthday!! Im so excited! Im throwing myself a party with decorations and burger and water balloons just like i had when my body was littler. Im so excited!!!! Part of me is worried about slipping in front of my frienda becauae they dont know im a little but i have before and nobody noticed because im such a good big kid.

I hope you have a good my birthday weekend i hope you either have fun or relax whatever is good for you.

Bai bai

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Yooooo this kid is drinking their waterrrr, thats what it all abouttt, proud of you little dude. also I agree that popcorn sounds straight delectable making me hungry aw man and the biggest happy birthday to you Oli! im sure youll have an amazing time you got this!

man, water balloons are so cool. I hope you have so much cake but like pace yourself amount of cake don't eat too much make sure to wear sunscreen heard outside is getting beamed with UV rays gotta keep your skin safe.

thank you and I hope to see you again

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now that doesn’t mean that like the blog is over with or anything jade likes posting and dave is scared to post here

you guys can still send in asks and ill make some headcannons or post drafts maybe

it’s just like a until they come back type thing

Hello there, friend!! how wonderful!! me and Dave would love to see it when it's finished :D you guys are all so talented!!

Hows your day going? Its getting pretty late here, im gonna have nachos for djnner soon and im excited and then going to sleep. I have to make the nachos by myswlf which SUCKS but itll be worth it bc i LOVE nachos.

Whats your favorite food?

Thank you for listening to my ramble, even if yoy dont respond, i hope you has a good night 💞

Oh also! My name is Oli. Nice to meet you!

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Hello there, Oli! It is also so so very cool to meet you too, Friend!! i am so glad you have found this side of homestuck content :D that reminds me that i too need to finish the comics!

My day has been going pretty well! a lot of cleaning has been going on in the harley household @-@ !! But im glad to hear your are going to enjoy your nachos, those are yummy! and i don’t really have a favorite food i like a little bit of everything! :)

But I hope you get some good rest tonight, Oli!Thanks for stopping by!💚❤️

:33 < gonna play and take a nap later

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Hello there again, Nepeta! im sorry you didn’t get to fly kites but im happy you still got to have a fun time with your friends!! and cheezits and rice cakes are very yummy treats!! I hope you have a very nice nap, friend!! 💚❤️