Just Your Average Baby Girl

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

Boots were invented after Italy was drawn on a map. Therefore, Italy is not shaped like a boot, but boots are shaped like Italy.

Garbage has a distinct and recognizable smell even though the composition of garbage is extremely variable

The 22nd of Feb 2022 is a Tuesday. If the date is written as 22/2/22, it becomes a “two”s day. If the date is written as 22/02/2022, it becomes a palindrome.

Getting a new device comes with having to rebuild the library of alarm clocks you could choose from

everyone born in the 90s has an intense inherent desire and ability to play the sims for hours at a time

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

Proof needed

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

Your cat isn’t a kidnapper she’s an ADOPTIVE MOTHER don’t be rude

…..Cats are Mandalorians.