Welcome to the land of misfits

You can’t call people dude if they don’t have a ding-dong.

Aha, yeah, I s'pose you're right.

I’m a people pleaser, Finn. It’s what I do. I’d be happy to help you drop a few pounds.

If you're really just wanting to do it, then I guess it's okay. I can pay you for your time.

You’re disgusting.

I think repulsive suits me better..maybe demented

Yeah, you too, Lex.

You’re turning me down?

No, not at all. I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you think I was rejecting you. I would never. I just didn't want to put you out of your way more than I already have.

You heard, did you not?

Coach knows best, Curly. Watch it. Waistlines are vital survival assets, can’t be letting it slip. I’ll help you. How does that sound?

You're being helpful enough, thanks for the offer.

Oh, sorry. Did you drop your balls?

Yes, they were the things you picked up and shoved in your purse this morning, before you left of course.

Fascinating. But do you really think you need anything else to eat? I mean…

I s'pose you're right. Coach did tell me I need to watch what I eat..

Yeah, they don’t like you either.

Well, you're not very polite.