MAKE JUNJIE THE NEXT TUMBLR SEXYMAN

So hear me out, Junjie has massive sexyman potential. If The Onceler can do it so can he.

So here’s what we gotta do. Junjie is an adult so Juneli gotta be off the table. I don’t really care but that’ll kill a lot of the drama (plus Twistli is a better ship anyway cmon guys rewatch that episode Eli totally had a crush on him and he was gonna get a redemption arc)

Now that we’re in agreement that Junjie is an adult we gotta sexualize the fuck outta him. He’s a very sexy man so it won’t be hard.

Hopefully people outside the fandom will see how sexy he is and decide to check the show out.

The more people there are drawing Junjie thirst art the more well known Slugterra will become and at that point it’ll be a snowball effect.

You may have to sacrifice your favorite ship, but it’s for the greater good.

Draw and post Junjie art. Add tags. And make this happen. If we lock tf in there might be like a 2% chance that this’ll happen which is enough for me.

I doubt that this will go anywhere but it’s worth a shot! 🫡

And here’s Junjie being a baddie for inspiration purposes.

As you know, a tumblr sexyman has to have some yaoi. The problem is that there’s a very limited number of male characters that are the same as Junjie.

Juneli is probably the first thing that first of you think of. The problem is that Eli is too young and if we were to headcannon Junjie as a minor that would ruin his sexyman potential.

Will Shane might also come to mind but here we run into the opposite problem as with Eli. Will is just too old (plus it’d be lowk weird for poor little Eli if his homeboy was banging his dad)

Drawing inspiration from the days of the first Tumblr sexyman Junjie x Dark Slinger could also be an option. You would probably have to remove the goon from the picture to make it within the range of appropriate levels of weird though and if you want it to be plausible that the ship could fit into the canon universe you’re screwed with that one.

Underlord Holt is also an option but he’s annoying

Or a cross-fandom/crackship might be worth considering. If we’re going in that direction the characters that I first think of are Levi Ackerman and Flowery but that’s just cuz Flowery is already shaping up to be the next sexyman