Major/sami

Preston: Uhh… where did you get so much money from, Hancock?

Hancock: Well, you know, I’m pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-

Preston: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!

Hancock: Oh, come on, Preston, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face*

Preston:

Платонические мужья из MGS делают свои обычные платонические вещи.

Mutual 1: who up tumming they blr

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Artist you follow who doesn't follow you back: [most beautiful image you've ever seen] just a silly little doodle I did between classes lol

Mutual 3: I need to fuck the shark from Jaws

Mutual 4: [blocked tag]

Mutual 5: thinking about him in immense pain

Mutual 6: I can't BELIEVE people are doing [thing you've never heard of in your life]

Mutual 5: need him screaming and bleeding on it

Mutual 7: someone ask me about my ocs PLEASE

Mutual 8: if I met Jesus I'd be like "yooooo what's up jeezy boy"

Mutual 6: dni if you think we should be buying shelter dogs to skin

Mutual 2: [reblog of fandom you haven't heard of] #blorbo

Mutual 9: [reblog of fandom you've never heard of] #not broken clocks

Mutual 10: does anyone else think clocks are low-key kinda erotic