ZAYN

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

7, but i’m an art student so

I got a 2….I wasn’t expecting that!

You know when your pet lies on you and you’re like shit now I can’t move? This is like the ultimate level, the ‘you need to call into work sick bc you can’t possibly move’ level

Omg I die

me when I have kids but I don’t want the responsibility to I just give them to my mom

steve introducing himself to Groot in the middle of battle and not fucking freaking out bc there is talking tree right next to him,,, and thor not even trying to hurt gamora after he finds out shes the daughter of the fucker who killed his brother but instead sort of comforts her,,,,, sarah rogers and frigga didn’t raise no  rude ass boys. both of their sons may be thicc, hot, strong bearded avengers but THEY HAVE THICCER & STRONGER  HEARTS 

Weapons of mass destruction

Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one

this is honestly a common way people try to invalidate trauma victims, “how can we trust you when you’re so damaged?” and of course bill o’rielly would immediately go to that

there are two kinds of cats

I think you broke your cats…