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Why do you let your kids call you Mama if you're trans masc? .

When Xiǎo máfan was learning how to talk Wukong thought it would be funny to try and teach her my name, instead of saying "Macaque" she said "Mama" and Xiǎotiān did the same thing, they both do call me Baba it's just more common for Xiǎotiān to say it, but my daughter only calls me it if she's deeply upset or critically injured (Doesn't happen that much)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

nezha-never-bin-betta

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

noodle-delivery-boy

Angry man.

nezha-never-bin-betta

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

nezha-never-bin-betta

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*offended gasp*

nezha-never-bin-betta

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

the-lurkingshadow

Husband no

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

the-lurkingshadow

Good

majesticmacaque

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

the-lurkingshadow

Yours doesn't?

majesticmacaque

Not often,

the-lurkingshadow

mm, Mine listens quite often

majesticmacaque

Fucking lucky

the-lurkingshadow

To be fair one time I shoved a circlet on his head out of pure anger or smth

mkthemonkiekids-blog

Jesus Christ

the-lurkingshadow

He's fine now, he got comfort cuddles or smth

majesticmacaque

Okay

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

It still hurts...

majesticmacaque

Alright-

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

nezha-never-bin-betta

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

noodle-delivery-boy

Angry man.

nezha-never-bin-betta

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

nezha-never-bin-betta

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*offended gasp*

nezha-never-bin-betta

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

the-lurkingshadow

Husband no

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

the-lurkingshadow

Good

majesticmacaque

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

the-lurkingshadow

Yours doesn't?

majesticmacaque

Not often,

the-lurkingshadow

mm, Mine listens quite often

majesticmacaque

Fucking lucky

the-lurkingshadow

To be fair one time I shoved a circlet on his head out of pure anger or smth

mkthemonkiekids-blog

Jesus Christ

the-lurkingshadow

He's fine now, he got comfort cuddles or smth

majesticmacaque

Okay

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

nezha-never-bin-betta

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

noodle-delivery-boy

Angry man.

nezha-never-bin-betta

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

nezha-never-bin-betta

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*offended gasp*

nezha-never-bin-betta

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

the-lurkingshadow

Husband no

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

the-lurkingshadow

Good

majesticmacaque

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

the-lurkingshadow

Yours doesn't?

majesticmacaque

Not often,

the-lurkingshadow

mm, Mine listens quite often

majesticmacaque

Fucking lucky

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gr8-sage-equal-heaven

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

nezha-never-bin-betta

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

noodle-delivery-boy

Angry man.

nezha-never-bin-betta

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

nezha-never-bin-betta

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*offended gasp*

nezha-never-bin-betta

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

the-lurkingshadow

Husband no

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

the-lurkingshadow

Good

majesticmacaque

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

the-lurkingshadow

Yours doesn't?

majesticmacaque

Not often,

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

DID WE OPEN THE MULTIVERSE WITH THAT CRYSTAL???

the-lurkingshadow

Husband hold my hand wtf is this

(OoC; I hand hold out of nervousness and I like implanting my habits into my character)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Okay...

little-missy-mei

(OoC: she's going to wait 🤣)

What crystal, other Monkey king?

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Errr--

We may have had access to a stone called the Cintamani Stone, and we (there is no "we" it was just Bao and Macaque) may have abused the power that stone had and caused our MK's amnesia...

nezha-never-bin-betta

So you could be the reason we're stuck here!?

noodle-delivery-boy

Angry man.

nezha-never-bin-betta

GREAT! THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING MK!?

What fucking god did I piss off to deserve this .my luck , my fucking luck man.

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*silent snacking while watching the drama*

nezha-never-bin-betta

LIKE HONESTLY, YOU'D THINK THAT 1 WOULD BE ENOUGH BUT NOOOOOOO!

AND @gr8-sage-equal-heaven , IF YOUR EMO HOT TOPIC WANNABE HUSBAND HADN'T FUCKED AROUND WITH THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL! I COULD BE AT HOME RIGHT KNOW!

(bro skipped over the fact that 2 people's have come back from the dead)

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

*offended gasp*

nezha-never-bin-betta

Go choke on a peach you big immortal baby

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

You know what

I'm gonna cause havoc in heaven AGAIN

the-lurkingshadow

Husband no

gr8-sage-equal-heaven

Damn... Husband said no so now I gotta listen...

the-lurkingshadow

Good

majesticmacaque

Hold up your Wukong actually listens??

noodle-delivery-boy

( @goldencicadatang )

Sweet Buddha.

What did I walk into? 🧍

Dad! Do you know what’s happening??? The last thing I remember is you telling me about the Demon Bull King being trapped under the mountain.

goldencicadatang

The last thing you remember?

…Oh. Oh, dear.

This is bad. Bad, bad, bad…

Well—within that general timeframe, you found the Monkey King’s staff. I think I recall branding you a nutcase when you told me about it…I don’t think you can even remember that. But, my point still stands regardless. You weren’t. Those stories are real. Almost too real, at times…

…You know, Pigsy and I have done this before with Monkey King! We just have to get a large rock to hit you over the head with, if “amnesia rules” still work in this scenario…

noodle-delivery-boy

I PICKED UP WHAT?!

goldencicadatang

Sun Wukong’s staff. You’re, err…His successor.

noodle-delivery-boy

WAIT—

goldencicadatang

Are—are you alright, MK?

MK! Are you with me?

Did I break him? No, no, no—

noodle-delivery-boy

AM I MISSING SOMETHING???

I don’t remember all this?!

goldencicadatang

I-It’s going to be alright, MK! We’ll figure out how to deal with this soon enough…I hope. We—we always do, right?

noodle-delivery-boy

M—Maybe the answer is to refresh my memory like in those movies????

So like- What has happened that I don’t remember??

goldencicadatang

We can try.

…Where do I start? The Spider Queen and her minions, or the Lady Bone Demon’s reign of terror and our journey to the west…?

Journey to the west. That’s it!

I know just what to confide in: my continuation of The Journey to the West.

little-missy-mei

Uhhh!

You beat the demon bull king!

You got trapped in the Calabash by Jin and Yin

snapdragonzz

*feral ass dragon noises*

the-lurkingshadow

Why are there two dragon girls..

Tang what'd you do..

little-missy-mei

there's another macaque!?

the-lurkingshadow

What do you mean 'another'? Either this is some universal collision and you're in our universe or I'm being trolled in the calabash

majesticmacaque

.....

little-troubl3makershad0w

In my father ( @majesticmacaque) fear of becoming a bad parent, he fucking walked out on me and Baba ( @mr-monkey-king) when I was about a fucking month old.

No I fucking didn't!

Macaque wtf dude 😧

Papa wtf!?

I was stressed! I didn't mean to!! I was only gone for 4 years !! (129 years in demon)

little-troubl3makershad0w

In my father ( @majesticmacaque) fear of becoming a bad parent, he fucking walked out on me and Baba ( @mr-monkey-king) when I was about a fucking month old.

majesticmacaque

No I fucking didn't!

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whodrownedthefish

Here I offer you

Small clay brontosaur

It's really really small

See

Woh

I accept the tiny thing

Ueue 🥺

mr-monkey-king

I have came back to cause chaos

whodrownedthefish

Hello Homo King :D

mr-monkey-king

i brought my childern

HA-

whodrownedthefish

Your children all hate you >:/

mkthemonkiekids-blog

Zhuang Xiao....kinda does....

whodrownedthefish

Oh hiiii! SEE MONKEY KING IM RIGGGHHHTTT MUEHUEHUE

majesticmacaque

Can y'all shut your dumb asses up?

Why wukong...why?

im fucking making dinner why did he send me this??

whodrownedthefish

my son..

DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??

Wasn’t me this time! I swear!

mr-monkey-king

You stole my peaches. AND my husband.

whodrownedthefish

Well I gave your husband back! >:[

redsontheredbull

son give him his peaches back ( •_•)

I ate them all. :/

What?

I ated them…

Ohhh shit.

I must say it is about time you depart from here skillet boy! And I reckon it is of the time whence you return to your little boyfriend!

Should I be scared?

Nuh uh.

The fuck?

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

majesticmacaque

Let me go!

whodrownedthefish

Tell yer husband to stop trying to kill me.

majesticmacaque

I have

whodrownedthefish

Wanna beat him up together?

majesticmacaque

Sure

whodrownedthefish

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

majesticmacaque

Let me go!

whodrownedthefish

Tell yer husband to stop trying to kill me.

majesticmacaque

I have

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whodrownedthefish

Child..... Why do you have Macaque in your closet?

I told you to stop pissing them off.

Wukong keeps trying to kill me so I’ve taken his husband hostage.

majesticmacaque

Let me go!