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nothing quite like my whole family life blowing up to spice up a random thursday

#vent #don’t do that much here but it’s 2:40-am and who else is there but the void #this month just keeps getting worse and worse #I cannot physically handle another disaster

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angel-derangement

Perhaps it will come as a surprise that Dr House, contrary to expected wisdom,¹ retorted at this juncture that the hygiene drug would kill the patient. If indeed this is truly surprising, it pales in comparison to House’s suggested alternative: the bold assertion that the patient required the mouse bites to live.²

1. House, G. et al. (2004) Unforeseen Malignancies Associated with Hygiene Drug in Cases of Mouse Bite Related Nose Blood

2. This vexes me.

#this is so fucking niche I love it

albertnatural

ftm macklemore be like

Walk up in the club like what up I got a new cock

Just got it for about thirty dollars from the thrift shop

albertnatural

transmasclemore. is this anything

albertnatural

is anybody out there?

albertnatural

i-hate-gravel

op this reminded me of my transfem eminem rap

albertnatural

Who’s trying to be the transfeminem to my transmasclemore? #tf2

dogdykeafternoon

when i forget what alkaline compound is used in traditional soap making and the soap ghost shows up to remind me

incognitopolls

Do you own multiple copies of the same book? What's the largest number of copies you have of any one book?

I don't own any books

I only own 1 copy of all the books I own

I own 2 copies of a book

I own 3–4 copies of a book

I own 5–7 copies of a book

I own 8–10 copies of a book

I own 11+ copies of a book

I'm not sure/it's complicated

Voting ended onAug 27, 2025

Count reprints, later editions of the same book, etc. If you have a copy that includes multiple books in one volume, you can count that, but do not count sequels/etc on their own. You can count ebooks and audiobooks if you possess the files in a permanent way (borrowed and streamed don't count).

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

#my wife and I collectively own 9 copies of Pride and prejudice #the most I have of books that are JUST mine is 5 editions #we don’t need to talk about what series it is lol

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phantomrose96

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

phantomrose96

hang on I gotta look something up.

i-suggest-vore

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

phantomrose96

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

queerpeers

this screenshot alone is enough to get me and my wife diagnosed i think

thedreamerdelta

#there's a spreadsheet THERE'S A SPREADSHEET??? 👀

queerpeers

it’s a work in progress

queerpeers

when god was making my wife he went heavy on the autism

queerpeers

@mieczyhale yo????

the statistics of finding each other randomly on a post with only like 500 notes is craaaaazy

any other Maisons wanna come find us ??

#this is what’s happening on my sideblog rn #fascinating

having a wife is very cool, cannot recommend enough

#specifically MY wife #I’ve been married for 4 hours and already know no one does it better than her

so turns out I’m getting married in three weeks

#in less than a month I’ll be calling her my wife #been waiting six and a half years to do that

nokiabae

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

sleepy-milkbread

I’m in the last 47.33%

I shouldn’t have taken that test

pearlnareff

gumi-megpoidd

jackalopeonline

#top 0.01%#got all 50!#thanks high school latin ily

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professionalchaoticdumbass

just blocked a sissy blog (nothing new there) but they tagged their posts with "sissy tasks" like what... is this fucking among us or something...

#blissfully unaware of these blogs #but just have to say #they’re doing WHAT to the amongi??

elderberryjams

Would you rather...

Spend a week in the last book you've read (as yourself, but with a week's worth of appropriate clothing and resources to match the protaganist's circumstances, as well as a means of being inserted into the plot, or in the last movie you watched, with the same set of conditions. If you die, you have to go home. (Please list your choice & title in the notes!)

Book

Movie

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

#last book I finished was about black holes in the whole actual outer space #last movie i watched is set in a world where trump never won and a prince/first son can kiss #with tongue #so im gonna go with movie

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#tigana #then about to start hyperion as an ebook #however I am very bad at Opening the books and then Reading

mrspider-deactivated20221213

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

mrspider-deactivated20221213

the whiplash of these notes

headspace-hotel

Reading the notes like

headspace-hotel

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

nuka-rockit

#check out my Aug 11 post on queerpeers blog lmao #it’s only the tip of the iceberg with that story my god #legendary screenshots still exist from the argument #jfc

toskarin

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

yaoist

-- Joseph Smith

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zephyscosmere

Things I Found On Pinterest That Make Me Think of Cosmere Boys

Kaladin:

Straff Venture:

Hoid:

Kelsier:

Vasher:

queerpeers

so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

queerpeers

they have decided on “mother in law forever” and “daughter in law forever.” fucking. MILF and DILF. yes they are both FULLY aware of what those mean and not even god and his angels can make them stop

queerpeers

can someone please mercy kill me

queerpeers

update! you haven’t experienced horror until your partner greets your mother by screaming “hi milf!!!” across a crowded pride festival!

#oh my god #person im reblogging this from idk if you know this #im your ex girlfriend from high school who’s now your ex boyfriend technically #and im op of this post on my sideblog #sorry I just find this incredibly funny #full circle moment

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