Mair!!

hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.

fanfic writers will go "anyone gonna explore the kinda fucked up or emotionally impactful implications of this minor canon detail?" and then not wait for an answer.

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it

no you don't understand. i *get* to be on this medication for the rest of my life :)

What about y'all'd've'd? (you all would have had)

sir yalldahad's questing takes him to the tower of babel

wait i just remembered this movie and i need a tim blake nelson feature of sir yalldahad's adventures STAT

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

thanks I hate it

You Got a Friend In Horse 

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

If anyone is interested in a longer history on black trans people, Black On Both  Sides by C. Riley Snorton has been on my to-read list for a while now, and has some pretty excellent reviews.

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

That was the concussion