40% wet, 60% creepy. 100% a faggot of sorts

ok man whatever oingos your boingo

So many people want to be a mean gay, but when you meet these people in real life it becomes rapidly and painfully clear that their meanness comes from a place of oblivious insecurity.

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

im so hungry i could eat a meal

10 years of Shawty Wanna Fuck

I really don’t care how mean the pope is to trump and vance, you will simply not ever see me handing it to the catholic church. “oh but he’s anti-war” lots of people are anti-war and aren’t bankrolling anti-abortion extremists across the world. the right wing of this country is built on catholic extremism just as much as it’s built on protestant and evangelical extremism and honestly until they change their position on abortion, I won’t trust any part of the catholic hierarchy!

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game