kitty's blog

imagine you start a new job and on DAY TWO, one of your coworkers gets pushed down the stairs and gets FULL FUCKING RETROGRADE AMNESIA and THEN the nurse calls and says “hey we can’t reach any of his friends and family. Will you be the person who helps him get his memories back? Thanksss” honestly I’d just quit

Point 1: It's an internship,her ass was NOT even being paid. Point 2: Yeah but he's a 60 year old man who made 78,000 dollars a year (in 2024) with cheekbones. When is this opportunity going to happen again?

Ok imagine you’re a lesbian and this happens

not Jordan Myrick being used against me 😭 😭 😭

I love how the trap door will be like 90% closed before the villain starts their monologue and it just... waits patiently

much like the rest of sck's cast, jake rogers is more of a paper-thin sketch than a fully-realized character, but ... i kind of love him? i think one of the best things the remake did was retcon the little hidden messages into part of his master plan. there's something compelling about a high schooler planning so carefully for his own death while also feeling so stupidly confident it won't happen ... and then violently dying due to his own overconfidence ... which itself justifies all the planning and paranoia that he thought would never have to justify. jake was, explicitly, textually, not as smart as he thought he was. but you still play the whole game feeling like he's leading you around by the nose, making fun of you for being two steps behind.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

my dead wife. the ad free internet