Ash: No, I don’t want to talk about physics! I don’t know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE. Is that really asking too much?
Clemont: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Ash: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!
Clemont: You take that back!
Ash: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.














