Magic Magikarp

Laugh Now,

Because the guy with six magikarps...           ...will one day be T H A T guy with SIX gyarados.

Indie. Team Rocket Grunt OC RP Blog - very low sporadic activity          OC | Multi-Muse | Crossover Friendly          written by Duke (7+ years of RP experience)

He had rose his arm to block whatever his senses felt was coming towards him. Like his instinct told him ; it was inoffensive… but darn wasn’t it so fucking insulting.

Hands reached his face to grab onto the still living, fighting for dear life koi fish, fingertips digging into it as it kept slipping on his gloves… before Archer’s arm moved in a wide arc, chucking with every once of his might the fish at the perpetrator’s face, hoping its guts would explode all over him.

“What the FUCK you motherfucking, egregiously retarded mongrel think you’re doing ?! If I wanted fucking sashimi, I would have ordered it !”

❝ Oh ho ho! So the kid’s got an arm AND a temper. Ain’t this my lucky day. ❞

M was all to proud in his stand, impressed that the other had hit him square in the face with the fish to the point that it wasn’t flopping anymore. Probably for the best, but who knows, could be passed out. The agent gently picked up the poor creature and placed it back into his little bucket full of water. How sweet.

He shifts his weight to one leg, hand on the hip as he held the bucket, not caring of water was surely splashing all over. M stands there with confidence and pride.

❝ ♬♬ Corsola tangela~, Furret melo-etta~, Zweilous-Maku-hita wobbuffet-larvesta,

Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but 𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓 is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that condemns you to hell.

❝ ...Well then does this make me the Devil themselves?... ❞

Sit down and let Duke tell you a tale of how Agent M was born...it's a long ass story and how I created M and why he became who he is today...or like...a few years ago when I kinda abandoned M for a while...

She is knocked over, DOWN go's the Maddie. but wait SHE HAS A MARSHMALLOW gun tucked under the couch.

FIRE. and now she's shooting marshmallows at M.

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Oh hot damn! One does not just bring a marshmallow gun to a fish slapping fight! M takes cover to find his own marshmallow gun as he’s pelted with marshmallows.

The box has a small note that reads as follows..

“Dear M, it’s been a while since I’ve talked to you, but I found this while at the Humilau City Aquarium and thought you’d enjoy it!”

Inside the box are some Magikarp shaped cookies and a wooden Gyarados figurine that had “Humilau Aquarium” printed on a small stand that the wooden Pokémon was glued to.

M blinks behind his mask as he looked at the magikarp cookies and the gyarados figurine. Well hot diggy dam did those magikarp cookies look good and he'll just...slide one through the mask of his mouth.

M is loud 100% of the time, refuses to have an inside voice, but makes up for it by being very good at ***

“You’re not a doctor, YOU’RE uncle M. Stay away from ME.” She’s going to back up real quick.

“COME GET YOUR SHOT MADDIE! I’M A DOCTOR!”