DEATH RIDES A LITTLE WHITE HORSE

@spiiderwiick gruesomely murdered teens or maybe a pumpkin or some shit idk

@xxreaperscythexx sparkling gif of a dragon

bipeds reblog this and I’ll tell you what your cutie mark would be if you were normal

Some guy with an xbox controller on his ass came to me asking for a reading on his romantic future like buddy i don’t need to flip over a card to see that

Now that fujita’s blocked me I can say I was actually really jealous that he could use his little hands to hold a bong AND a playstation controller at the same time

Ugh, fuck, I ate too many cupcakes last night.

yo @rightvalvebeating I know somepony who makes killer doilies, which is a fucking awful talent to have, but they’ve never gotten to do a wedding before

what’s box sex????????

Can’t believe yall are getting married there better be the BIGGEST giant red paper hearts EVERYWHERE

I look away from this stupid pale two legged freak website for five fucking minutes and I get so many followers because I’m the superior species

ugh fuck i ate too many cookies at that thing im gonna get fucking fat i hate being a little rainbow horse fuck this fuck this life