B side of “The Show Must Go On” single in 1991. Produced and compiled by Rudi Dolezal and Hannes Rossacher.
Hello, hello, hello, hi, my name is Kim Basinger It was going to be Queen for an hour More rhythm, more rhythm This is Brian May Dah, dah, And this is Roger Taylor Uh, Freddie Mercury On bank holiday And I’m John Deacon from Queen It wasn’t bad, I mean What’s the, um, title of the show again This one, yes, I don’t know I don’t , I can’t remember Four old ladies are still rocking away No, no, no, no, no, no, no It’s quite ridiculous, wasn’t it, I actually I, at that point I wanted to do something totally different Dee, dee, dee Um, ah, you mean, um I think that’s a sort of surreal masterpiece It has a semi-autobiographical feel about it A bit of a, a mixture, you mean, mish-mash That’s the word I was looking for We always had the idea that we really wanted to lead people to somewhere new, rather than fit into what was going on, or how boring, with the music. Am I making sense? I’ll tell you in two years time Why don’t you just concentrate on the first one, really. In fact that’s the number one trick That was almost there. Try another one, OK. It’s always really dreadfully difficult to know Can you do one that goes ‘Dah, dah, um, bah, bah?’ I’m not a singer. That’s the least of his problems I’m not the drummer. Gah, it’s getting nice this Ah, but apart from that, uh, I have, I have no plans If it is planned then its boring You know, its got hidden depth What can you say? Doom - dah, dah…. huh? Very musically awful but totally right It’s not like rock and roll But it is unusual and different and you have to buy it Then it’s OK. When they stop buying our records, then I’ll say goodbye and become a strip artist or something And luckily the story went the right way Just get on with it, otherwise I’ll forget my name Ask Roger. No? Not a good idea I can’t remember where the idea did come from [Explosion] Roger, what did you do? Good fun. I can make a bigger bang than that dear Great fun, yeah. But it could have gone the other way Oh, shit, all that crap again?
