Re: Becca

sometimes i feel underappreciated and like nothing is ever really made for me but then i remember that i am the exact target audience for pride and prejudice and zombies (2016)

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

don't forget, there's an immense amount of love in friendship as well.

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

Make women hairier in video games... she is running for her life she doesnt have time to shave

lock the fuck in soldier. it's saturday!! let's get relaxin

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot