The Champion of Magic

Adam, showing up just because he is bored: You are unworthy for the title of Champion so you mist fight me to prove yourself.

Billy, who knows that he is just bored: Ok ok, counteroffer. You leave me alone and I give you… a biscuit.

Adam, eye twitching: No.

Billy, annoying as hell: Fine, lets get serious… TWO biscuits.

Adam, now actually pissed: [punches him]

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Billy, pissed and angsty in a very 15-year-old manner but can’t do anything about it bc he has to be responsible as the Champion: [strolls up to Kahndaq very politely until he gets to Adam]

Adam: …

Billy: Bitch.

[petty slap fight ensues]

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Hedcanon: Billy will probably tease him for having a girlfriend.

I always preferred short haired cassie

And obviously when anyone figures out he's not an adult there like 'wait why do you hate taxes so accurately ' and billy is like ' because I've done taxes?? '

Billy sometimes has hands too big for his body, and sometimes a body too small for his mind

Billy is older than his solar system, Billy gets spooked by the what-ifs in the dark

Billy remembers when an ice cream scoop cost no more than a nickel, Billy remembers salivating over figs and nuts covered in honey

Billy feels himself slip into the between of him and other, Billy can feel the open wound in his being of what was Teth

Adam, showing up just because he is bored: You are unworthy for the title of Champion so you mist fight me to prove yourself.

Billy, who knows that he is just bored: Ok ok, counteroffer. You leave me alone and I give you… a biscuit.

Adam, eye twitching: No.

Billy, annoying as hell: Fine, lets get serious… TWO biscuits.

Adam, now actually pissed: [punches him]

———

Billy, pissed and angsty in a very 15-year-old manner but can’t do anything about it bc he has to be responsible as the Champion: [strolls up to Kahndaq very politely until he gets to Adam]

Adam: …

Billy: Bitch.

[petty slap fight ensues]

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I have NO idea what you're talking about but probably!