🎀Magical Musical🌸

💫Minty💫

Likes: Earth, The Frutiger Aero Aesthetic, Y2K Tech, Y2K Fashion, Anything From The 2000s

Dislikes: Outer Space, Their Trauma, Their Family Drama, Anything Related To NFTs & AI

Picture It Now❣️ It’s Been 2 Weeks Since We Got Our Magical Bracelets❣️ I Was Playing At The World’s Best McDonald’s PlayPlace Cuz I Was On Vacation❣️ It Was A Maze In There BTW❣️ It Was Like A Fun Version Of IKEA❣️ 

Cola: bonbon!

I Mean They Had An Arcade, A Gift Shop With The Best Toys❣️ 

Cola: “bonbon!” 

& A Even Dessert Area With A Bunch Of Candy Stalls❣️

Cola: “BonBon! Wake Up!”

BonBon: “WAH❣️” 

Cola: “You Overslept Again.” 

BonBon: “Oh Sorry❣️” 

Cola: “It’s Ok. Come Downstairs For Some Breakfast.” 

BonBon: “Okie Dokie❣️” 

Oh❣️ I Guess It’s Only Been 1 Week❣️

Well Anyway I Went Downstairs❣️ There Wasn’t Any Breakfast On The Table, But There Was The Results For My IQ Test That I Took 2 Weeks Ago❣️ 

BonBon: “Oh YAY❣️” 

I Tried To Pick Up The Envelope, But My Mom Put Her Hand On It In True Detective Fashion❣️ 

Jessica: “Not Yet, Sweetie.” 

BonBon: “Why Not?❣️” 

I Then Noticed That My Dad Was Crying❣️ 

Jessica: “Bonnie, This Is An Intervention.” 

BonBon: “Wait What?❣️ But Why?❣️” 

Jessica: “Sweetie, Do You Remember That Doctors Appointment The Other Day?”

Oh Yeah❣️ I Had A Bad Drs Appointment The Other Day❣️ They Said That I’m Narcoleptic, But I’m Clearly Not❣️ I’m Autistic & Have A Special Interest In The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️ That’s Probably Why I’m So Sleepy❣️ It’s A Stim, Not A Prob❣️ 

BonBon: “Yeah❣️ They Called Me Narcoleptic❣️” 

Roger: Cries! “Cuz You Are!” 

Cola: “It’s Your Diagnosis.” 

Jessica: “Cola. Roger. Don’t Be So Blunt.” 

My Dad Sniffled❣️ 

Both: “Sorry.” 

My Mom Kneeled Down To Me❣️ 

Jessica: “Look, Sweetie. I Know It’s A Hard Pill To Swallow. All Diagnosis’s Are. But We’re All Really Worried About You. Your Narcolepsy Is Getting So Bad To The Point Where It’s Affecting Your IQ Test Score.” 

BonBon: “WHAT?❣️” 

My Mom Handed Me The Envelope❣️ When I Opened It Up, My Heart Dropped❣️ 

BonBon: “4?❣️”

Jessica: “Your IQ Isn’t 4. You Just Need To Retake It.” 

MY IQ IS 4 GOD DANG IT❣️ This Is Bad❣️ This Is Very Very Bad❣️ I Know This Doesn’t Seem Like A Big Deal, But It Is❣️ You See, There’s A Character From Prepony Who’s Struggling As Of RN❣️ & I Really Wanna Help Her By Being Friends With Her❣️ The Only Big Issue Is That She’s A Big Meanie❣️ I Thought Maybe I’d Be Able To Have A Tsundere Friendship With Her, But I Need An IQ Of At Least 42 In Order To Do That❣️ NOT JUST 4❣️ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A TSUNDERE WITH A 4 IQ?❣️ 

Billey: “Sis, I Think You Should Accept The Truth.”

BonBon: “What?❣️ That I’m Too Dumb To Help Cozy Glow?❣️ I Can’t Accept That❣️ I Just Can’t❣️ She’s Suffering For Crying Out Loud❣️” 

“You’re As Stupid As Ever, Aren’t You Bonnabelle?” 

BonBon: “WAH❣️” Fumbles❣️ “You~You’re Showing Your Face Now?❣️” 

“If Only You Had The Attention Span To Become Intelligent! You’d Have The IQ Of A Genius, Like Me!” 

BonBon: Cries❣️ “MOMMY❣️ DO SOMETHING❣️” 

“Aw How Cute! You Think That Mannequin Is Your Mother & That She’ll Protect You!” 

BonBon: “Wait…WHA?❣️ But She Was Right There❣️” 

“What’s Next? You’re Gonna Mistake That Cardboard Cutout For Your Father? What? Do You Think Of That Test Dummy As Your Sibling, Too?” 

BonBon: “WHA?❣️ But Everyone Was Just Here❣️ & Where’s Cola?❣️” 

“I Think You Should Be More Worried About What’s Gonna Happen To You! Any Last Words?”

Cola: “BonBon, Wake Up!” 

BonBon: “WAH❣️” 

Cola: “You Fell Asleep During The Intervention.” 

BonBon: “Oh Sorry❣️” 

Cola: “It’s Ok. But Now Do You See The Problem?” 

BonBon: “I Guess So❣️ I Mean I Did Almost Die Earlier❣️” 

Cola: “First Of All, I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Dream. & Secondly, That’s Not The Problem. The Problem Is That You’re Not Excepting The Fact That You’re Narcoleptic.” 

BonBon: “Oh❣️” 

Cola: “Look, I Know How Hard It Is For You To Except A Diagnosis. But We’re All Really Worried About You & You’re Scaring Us.”

BonBon: “But How Am I Supposed To Except Something This Scary?❣️ I’m Too Dumb To Even Do That❣️” 

Cola: “Bestie, You Know That’s Not True.” 

BonBon: “But It Is❣️ My IQ Is 4❣️” 

Cola: “No! That’s Not Your Real IQ! You Just Have To…” 

All The Sudden We Got A Text From Hapsi❣️ 

Hapsi: {Hi Besties! I Just Found Something Interesting! Can You Meet Me Behind The Five Below Near Krispy Kreme’s? Oh & Bring The Compact!}

Cola: “Oh. It Seems Like Hapsi Found Something.” 

BonBon: “You Go Ahead❣️ You’ll Be Able To Help Her Out❣️”

Cola: “& So Will You. Come On Bestie. You’re Smarter Than You Know. Besides, This’ll Be The Perfect Opportunity For You To Activate Your Magic.” 

BonBon: “Yeah❣️ You’re Right❣️”

We Then Met Up With Hapsi At The Five Below Near The Krispy Kreme’s❣️ 

Cola: “We’re Here.” 

Hapsi: “Hey Guys. Did You Bring It?” 

Cola: “Yep. It’s Right Here.” 

BonBon: “What Was The Thing You Found?❣️” 

Hapsi: “Well…”

Minty: “Hey Besties.” 

Lulu: “Are You Sure This Is The Right Place?” 

Cola: Whispers. “Wait, You Invited Them?” 

Hapsi: “Yeah This Is Right. We Just Need To Summon The Doorknob.” 

Minty: “Summon?” 

Hapsi: “Yeah I Found A Sign That Said Super Fun Escape Room & It Was Pointing At This Door Without A Doorknob. Turns Out You Have To Summon It By Playing Music.” 

Lulu: “What Kind Of Music?”

Hapsi: “Any Song From The 2000s That’s Being Played On An MP3 Player. Luckily Cola Has One & Brought It With Her. Isn’t That Right, Bestie?” 

Hapsi Nudges Cola❣️ 

Cola: “Uh Yeah! Got It Right Here!” 

Minty: “Idk Guys. Doesn’t This Seem Kinda Sus?” 

Lulu: “Yeah Sounds Like Someone’s Trying To Kidnap Us.” 

Hapsi: “It’s Not Gonna Come To That! Now Who’s Gonna Press The Play Button?” 

Cola: “I’m The One Holding The Player.” 

BonBon: “I’m Too Dumb To Press Buttons❣️” :(

Hapsi: “& I Just Got Out Of The Bathroom Without Washing My Hands.” 

Lulu: “Ew!”

Hapsi: “Well What About You 2? You Guys Can Press The Button, Right?” 

Minty: Sigh! “I’m Probably Gonna Regret This, But I’ll Press It.” 

Minty Pressed The Button & “DNA” By Lia Marie Johnson Started Playing❣️ 

Hapsi: “That’s A Mid 2010s Song.” 

Lulu Rolled Her Eyes & Pressed The Button & “DNA” By Little Mix Started Playing❣️ 

Hapsi: “That’s An Early 2010s Song.” 

Minty Pressed It Again & “Wake Up” By Hilary Duff Started Playing❣️ 

Hapsi: “Perfect!”

Minty & Lulu Did Get Their Magical Bracelets BTW❣️ But They Didn’t Really Seem To Notice❣️ 

Hapsi: “Oh Hey! There’s The Doorknob!” 

Cola: “I Think You Should Open It, BonBon.” 

BonBon: “Me?❣️” 

Cola: “Yeah. You Know How To Open Doors.” 

Hapsi: “Yeah! Even Babies Can Open Doors!” 

BonBon: “Um…Ok❣️” 

I Began Tremble In Fear❣️ A Task Once Simple Has Now Became Extremely Difficult❣️ The Doorknob Was Shrinking❣️ My Hands Were Sweating❣️ But Somehow, 

Cola: “BonBon, Wake Up. The Door’s Open.”

I Managed To Open The Door❣️ When We Stepped Inside, We Saw A Lot Of Yumekawa Clothing❣️ The Place Almost Looked Like Nile Perch❣️ 

Minty: “Why Does This Escape Room Look Like A Clothing Store?” 

Hapsi Shrugged❣️ I Then Noticed That The Clothes Were A Slight Disorganized Mess❣️ 

BonBon: “Maybe We’re Supposed To Reorganize The Clothes?❣️” 

A Note Then Appeared In Front Of Us❣️ 

Note: {The Store Is A Hot Mess! Rearrange The Clothes Before The Customers Arrive And Turn On The Music When You’re Done. But Beware Of The Boogey Maiden. She Will Devour Your Soul.}

Cola: “See? What’d I Just Say? You’re Smarter Than You Know.” 

BonBon: “I Just Made A Guess Tho❣️” 

Lulu: “A Correct Guess!”

Hapsi: “Look At You Being All Smart!” 

You’re Not Smart! You Were Only Lucky! 

YOU’RE STILL HERE?❣️ 

But When Your Luck Runs Out, Which Let’s Face It, It Will Run Out, Who Will Be There To Save You? No One! That’s The Answer! 

Gulp❣️ Anyway, We Then Reorganized The Clothes & Turned On The Music❣️ 

I Also Popped In Every Now & Then To…

HEY❣️ NO SPOILERS❣️ 

LOL! 

Anyway A Door Then Appeared In The Back Of The Room❣️ 

Minty: “Alright! Next Room!”

The Next Room Was Like A Yumekawa Wonderland❣️ It Was Almost Like A Bedroom❣️ 

Lulu: “What Are We Supposed To Do In Here?” 

I Looked At The Desk & Found Yet Another Note❣️ 

Note: {I Seemed To Have Left My Purse Full Of Valuables In This Bedroom. Can You Find It? My Valuables Are My Keys, Wallet, Phone, & Earth Pass. PS: Watch Out For The Boogey Maiden.} 

Hapsi: “STILL?” 

Cola: “What’s An Earth Pass?” 

We Then Looked For The Purse With Valuables In It❣️ & Let Me Tell You, There Were A Lot Of Purses❣️ Most Of Which Were Empty❣️

But Eventually The Boogey Maiden Came Into The Room & We All Had To Hide❣️ When She Came Walking Towards Me, I Thought It Was The End Of Me❣️ So Much So That I Passed Out❣️ But She Ended Up Taking Lulu Instead Cuz Her Hiding Spot Was So Obvious❣️ 

Minty: “Guys, Lulu Just Got Taken! We Have To Save Her!” 

Hapsi: “& We Will! After We Find The Purse.” 

Minty: “But…” 

Cola Then Used Her Magic To Find The Right Purse With Valuables❣️ “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” By Miley Cyrus Began Playing From Within Purse❣️ 

Cola: “BonBon, Wake Up. We Found The Purse.” 

BonBon: “WAH❣️” 

We Then Heard A Click From The Closest Door, Which Wasn’t Accessible Before❣️ But It Is Now❣️ 

BonBon: “I Think That’s Our Cue❣️”

We Entered Through The Closest Door & Found The Biggest Little Twin Stars Themed Room We’ve Ever Seen❣️ Like Seriously, It Was Humungous❣️ It Was Almost As Big As A Costco❣️ 

Hapsi: “That’s One Big Closet!” 

Minty: “But Where’s Lulu Tho?” 

BonBon: “IDK❣️ I JUST DK❣️ I’m Not Smart Enough To Know Anything❣️ :(“ 

Cola: “BonBon!” 

BonBon: “Idk How To Be A Tsundere, Idk How To Stop Myself From Dozing Off, & Heck❣️ Idk What We’re Supposed To Do In This Room❣️” 

Turns Out There’s Actually A Sign On The Wall That Told Us What To Do Next❣️ 

Wall Sign: {Put The Purse In The Mailbox To Open The Next Part Of The Room.} 

BonBon: “Oh❣️” 

Cola: “You Are Smart, Bestie. You’re The One Who Managed To Get Us This Far.” 

Hapsi: “Plus This Place Is Very You Coded!”

Wait A Sec❣️ Hapsi's Right❣️ This Place Is Very Me Coded❣️ I Love The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️ & It’s Thanks To My Love For Everything Yumekawa That I Managed To Get Us This Far❣️ I May Not Have A Big IQ, But I Do Know Everything About This Aesthetic That I Love So Much That It Doesn’t Matter How Smart I Am❣️ As Long As I’m Happy❣️ I Made My Way Towards The Star Shaped Mailbox & Put The Purse In It❣️ 

The Other Half Of The Room Then Appeared❣️ Also Flurry Entered The Scene❣️

Minty: “Why Is That Bathtub Near A Stove?” 

& Yeah❣️ That Bathtub Was Near A Stove❣️ But It Was Cute & It Had A Note On It❣️ 

“But Before You Even Managed To Read It, I Popped In And Took Your Silly Friend That Gave You That Stupid Hope!” 

Hey❣️ You Can’t Narrate Out Loud Like That❣️ 

Fuck You! I Do What I Want! Hell I Even Took Your Stupid Space Friend! 

BonBon: “Oh No❣️” 

Cola: “Guys!” 

Sucks To Be You! Looks Like Your Luck Has Run Out! Cuz You’re Next! 

No❣️ You’re Wrong❣️ 

Excuse Me?! 

My Luck Hasn’t Run Out❣️ & It Never Will Cuz I AM Smart❣️ 

WHAT?! 

& So What If I Failed An IQ Test❣️ That Doesn’t Change Anything About Me❣️ 

NO! 

My Special Interest Is The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️ 

DON’T YOU DARE!

& One Way Or Another, I’m Gonna Solve This Escape Room❣️ 

DON’T SAY IT! 

No Matter What My IQ Is❣️ I Then Triggered My Transformation Sequence While “Cosmic” By Red Velvet Played In The Background❣️

I Became A Yumekawa Unicorn Magical Girl❣️ 

NOOOO!!

I Then Speedily Read Every Note In The Room & Magically Understood Everything They Said❣️ & Yes Cola Joined In On The Fun❣️

Apparently We Had To Clean The Tub With Foam Soap, Take The Cookies Out Of The Oven, & Crank The Lever On A Star Shaped Machine To Summon Another Door That Lead To My Friends❣️ 

Hapsi: “Guys!” 

NOOOOOOOO!!!! 

The Boogey Maiden Then Melted Away To Reveal Another Door❣️ & This One Said Exit So YAY❣️

BonBon: “YAY❣️ The Evil Is Gone❣️”

We Then Transformed Back Into Our Civilian Forms, Tho It Was Right In Front Of Lulu Who Was Supposed To Be None The Wiser❣️ 

Lulu: “Wait, What’s Going On? How Did You Guys Become Humanoid?”

🎀Lulu🎀

Likes: Princesses, Fairytales, Rococo Style Dresses, Angelic Pretty, Baby The Stars Shine Bright, Other Sweet EGL Fashion Brands

Dislikes: Cheaters, Getting Her Dress Dirty, Being Lectured By Her Brother Gary, Spiders, Bees

The Time, Six 30 In The Morning❣️ The Place, Just Outside Hapsi’s Apartment Complex❣️ The Perspective, French Donald Duck❣️ 

Donnie: “Oh No! I’m Gonna Be Late!” 

Donnie Rung The Doorbell, But No One Answered❣️ Also The Curtains Were Closed Cuz It Was Six 33❣️ 

Donnie: Oh Mon Dieu, I Hope They’re Ok! 

Donnie Looked At The Door & Then Looked At His Emergency House Key❣️ He Had A Big Fear In His Eyes❣️ He Didn’t Know If Something Happened Or What❣️ 

Donnie: “Oh Wait A Minute! I Know What To Do!” 

Donnie Got Out His Phone To Call Hapsi❣️ After A Few Seconds, She Answered It❣️

Hapsi: “hi don.”

Donnie: “Are You Guys Ok?” 

Hapsi: “yeah i just woke up. what’s up?” 

Donnie: “Can You Check On Your Mother?” 

Hapsi Peaked Through The Curtains That Separated Her Bed From The Rest Of The Apartment❣️ It’s A Tiny Apartment & So That’s Why There’s So Many Curtains❣️ But Anyway The Curtains To Hapsi’s Mom’s Bed Were Opened & She Was Nowhere In Sight❣️ 

Hapsi: “but she’s not here rn. plus it’s six 42” 

Donnie: “Wait A Minute! I’m Early?!” 

Hapsi: “Wait Are You Actually Here?” 

Donnie: “Yeah! I’m Right Outside Your Door!” 

Hapsi Opened The Door & Let Donnie In❣️

Moving On To Minty’s Big Sister’s Perspective At 7am❣️ 

Mia: “Morning Pia.” 

Minty: “It’s Minty. Also Good Morning.” 

Mia: “You Know I’m Not Supposed To Call You That In Front Of Mom & Dad.” 

TV: “This Just In, Foundations All Over Toontown Are Falling Apart, Causing Multiple Structures To Collapse & Fall On Civilians. This Morning We Just Lost Our Beloved Queen Of Hearts Statue, Crushing A Mother & Her 2 Infants In The Process.” 

Minty: “Dad, Can You Change The Channel?” 

Rufus: “No.” 

Minty: “But I Don’t Like This Channel.” 

Veronica: “The News Is An Important Part Of The Day! Now Go To School. Your Bus Is Here.” 

Minty: “But…” 

Mia: “Let’s Just Go.” 

Minty: Sigh. “Ok.” 

Minty & Mia Got On Their Buses To Go To School❣️ 

Meanwhile, My Broster Drove Cola & I To School❣️ But We Got Stuck In Traffic Cuz The Big Acorn Statue Had Fallen Onto The Road❣️ 

Billey: “Welp. Looks Like You Guys’ll Be Late.” 

Cola: “Yeah I Figured.”

Btw I Don’t Go To Elementary School Anymore❣️ I’ve Since Graduated From That❣️ No But Instead I Go To Postschool, Which Is Essentially What Replaces Middle School & High School {& Sometimes College} For Kid Toons That Don’t Get Their Age Boosters Anymore❣️ I Haven’t Gotten An Age Booster Since I Turned 8, Which I Think Was 10 Years Ago❣️ That’s Mainly Due To Reasons I Really Don’t Wanna Get Into❣️ But Anyway I Go To Postschool Now & Billey Is 24 & Out Of College {But Still Has To Go To School Cuz They’re A Teacher RN}❣️

Anyway We Somehow Managed To Get Out Of Traffic & Get To School❣️ 

Billey: “Got Everything You Need?” 

BonBon: “Yep❣️” 

Cola: “Yeah!” 

Billey: “Alright! Now You 2 Be Careful Out There. A Lot Of Statues Are Falling These Days, So Don’t Stand In One Place For Too Long.” 

BonBon: “Okie Dokie❣️” 

Cola: “We’ll Try Our Best.” 

Billey: “Have A Good Day.” 

Both: “You Too❣️.” 

We Got Out Of The Car & Billey Drove Off❣️

But When We Got To Our Friends Hanging Outside The Classroom, Things Were Already About To Transpire As Hapsi Was Monologging About Smiling Friends To Lulu & Minty❣️ 

Hapsi: “I’m Telling You, Smiling Friends Is Gonna Have A Story! I Mean It’s So Obvious That Mr Boss Is Hiding Something! & You Know What, I Think Mr Frog Is Involved! Why Else Do Their Names Start With ‘Mr’? They’re Probably Step Brothers Or Something! Are You Guys Following, Or Do I Have To Explain…” 

Lulu: “SHRIMP!” 

Hapsi: “I Was Gonna Say Smormu, But Ok. We’ll Discuss Shrimpina.” 

Lulu: “NO! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SHRIMP!” 

Hapsi Turned Around To Find The Shrimp Statue Was Just About To Fall On Her❣️ 

Hapsi: “Holy…!”

Just As The Statue Was About To Crush Her To Death, Minty Went From Being A Space Penguin To Being A Certain Silver Talking Anthropomorphic Hedgehog❣️ Yes I’m Referring To Silver The Hedgehog❣️ He Then Quickly Swooped In To Save Hapsi❣️ 

Minty: “Are You Ok?” 

Hapsi Began To Blush❣️ 

Hapsi: “Am Now!” 

Minty Has DID & The Ability To Shapeshift❣️ It’s How They Were Able To Become Silver❣️ He’s A Fictive❣️

But Anyway Let’s Cut To When Hapsi Went To The Nurse’s Office❣️ 

Nurse Pepper: “Are You Hurt Anywhere?” 

Hapsi: “Does Being Hit With A Love Arrow Count As Pain?” 

Nurse Pepper: LOL “No! Falling In Love Doesn’t Count! Now Answer My Question. Does Anything Hurt?” 

Hapsi: “Nah I’m Good.” 

Nurse Pepper: “Good! That’s All I Needed To Hear. Now Head Back To Class Before You…” 

Hapsi: “You Know You Have A Funny Name, Right?” 

Nurse Pepper: “Dang It! Yes I’m Aware!”

Hapsi Headed Back To Class❣️ Well Tbh She Was Never Really In Class❣️ Heck She Wasn’t Even In The Building❣️ I Did Say We Were Outside The Classroom When It Happened, But I Didn’t Say Anything About Being Inside The School❣️ But Anyway Let’s Get Inside The Classroom & The School❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “Alright Class. As Most Of You Are Aware, We Have A Foundation Crisis. Can Any Of You Share What That Means?” 

Lulu Raised Her Hand❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “Yes Lulu.” 

Lulu: “It Means That Statues Are Falling Down On Random People.” 

Mrs Cuddle: “Well That’s One Way To Look At It. But Why Are They Falling Down?” 

Travis Raised His Hand & Answered The Question❣️ But Idk What He Said Cuz I Dozed Off Again❣️ Sorry❣️ Luckily Cola Woke Me Up So It Didn’t Last Long❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “…& Because Of That, We Are Playing Musical Chairs Today. But We’re Not Removing Any Chairs Unless One Of You Misbehaves. So If You Wanna Be Safe & Have A Place To Sit, Be…” 

There Was A Loud Thumping Noise Before Mrs Cuddle Could Even Wrap Up Her Sentence❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “Alrighty. Let’s Get Started.” 

Mrs Cuddle Turned On The Music❣️ It Was ‘The Wheels On The Bus’ Which Isn’t My Kind Of Music, But It Is What It Is❣️ But Anyway As We All Got Up & Circled Around The Room, I Began To Notice That Hapsi Was Blushing From Head To Toe❣️

BonBon: “You Ok, Hapsi?❣️” 

Hapsi: “Huh? Oh Yeah. I’m Fine.” 

BonBon: “But You’re A Lot Pinker Than Usual Today❣️” 

The Music Then Stopped & Everyone Sat Down❣️ Well Except For Me Cuz The Teacher Heard Us Talking & Took Away A Desk❣️ Also Cuz I’m Very Bad At Musical Chairs❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “See What Happens When You Misbehave? Also I Hope You Don’t Mind That I Took Our Desk, Travis.” 

Travis: Sigh. “It’s Fine.” 

BonBon: “Can I At Least Have My Pillow?❣️” 

Mrs Cuddle: “No! Go To The Timeout Corner!”

BonBon: “Dang It❣️” 

I Went To The Timeout Corner To Sit Down In Travis’ Desk❣️ There Were A Bunch Of Girls Phone Numbers & Doodles Of Lulu Inside❣️ Idk How To Feel About That❣️ But Regardless, I Dozed Off Again & Unfortunately This One Lasted Longer❣️ Tho Thankfully I’ve Been Given The Scoop On What’s Going On With Hapsi❣️ She’s In Love With Silver & Has Been Ever Since Sonic 0Six Came Out In Kindergarten {Her Time Not Mines}❣️ So It Was Obviously A Dream Come True For Her When He Saved Her From That Falling Jumbo Shrimp Statue❣️ Tho I Don’t Think She Knows That’s Not The Real Silver & That It’s Actually Minty❣️

I Eventually Woke Up By Lunchtime❣️ 

Mrs Cuddle: “Bonnie, Wake Up!” 

BonBon: “WAH?❣️” 

Mrs Cuddle: “You Need To Stop Sleeping In Class! It’s Literally Lunchtime!” 

BonBon: “Oh❣️ Sorry Mrs Cuddle❣️” 

Mrs Cuddle: “Don’t Apologize To Me. You Just Need To See A Doctor.” 

BonBon: “Oh❣️ Okie Dokie❣️” 

I Then Got Up From The Desk & Went To My Locker To Get My Lunchbox❣️ Not Much Else Happened For The Rest Of The Day Except For A Lot Of Falling Statues & Moving Around❣️ 

So Let’s Just Cut To Hapsi Back At Home Cutting Petals Off A Flower❣️ 

Hapsi: “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. He Loves Me, He Loves Me No~ OH C’MON!” 

Hapsi Grabbed Another Flower From A Dollar Store Bouquet❣️

Then Hapsi’s Mom Came Into The Apartment❣️ 

Betty: Burp! “HeY HannA! H0w wAs ScHooL?” Burp! 

Hapsi: “School Was School.” 

Betty: Burp! “Psst! hEy HanNa!” 

Hapsi: “What?” 

Betty: “GuEss wHat?” Burp! 

Hapsi: “What?!” 

Hapsi’s Mom Took 2 Flowers From The Dollar Tree Bouquet & Placed Them On Her Head❣️ 

Betty: “I’m a LiTtle faiRy!” Burp! 

Hapsi: “You’ve Gotta Stop Drinking. It’s Not Helping Your Case.” 

Betty: Burp! “It iS T0o!”

Hapsi’s Mom Then Blacked Out Cuz She Was All Loopy~Goopy❣️ 

Hapsi: Sigh. “How Is This My Life?” 

Hapsi Then Proceeded To Cover Her Mom With A Blanket & Went Back To Cutting Up That Dollar Store Flower❣️ 

Hapsi: “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not. He Loves Me…” 

The Ringtone On Hapsi’s Sidekick Went Off❣️ I Got Cola To Call Her & Check On Her For Me Cuz I Suck At Phone Calls❣️ 

Hapsi: Sigh! “Yello?” 

Cola: “Hey Hapsi. BonBon Wanted To Make Sure You Were Ok After That Shrimp Fell. You Ok?” 

Hapsi: “Oh Yeah. I’m Fine Thanks To Silver.” 

Cola: “Silver?” 

Hapsi: “Yeah! He Saved Me. He’s My Hero!” 

Cola: “Oh Yeah! It Was Silver Who Saved You, Wasn’t It?” 

Hapsi: “Yeah. 💗” 

Cola: “Ok Cool. Oh & Also Before I Forget, Do You Think We Can Fix The Foundation Crisis?” 

Hapsi: “What Do You Mean?” 

Cola: “I Mean We Do Have Magic Now. Why Not Just Use It.” 

Hapsi: “Huh?” 

Hapsi Looked At Her Bracelet❣️ 

Hapsi: “Oh Right! Well Technically You Might Be Able To Fix It Since My Magic Is Weak.”

Cola: “Yeah Well I Wouldn’t Exactly Single You Out Completely. I Mean You Do Have Magic. You Just Need To Activate It’s Strength.” 

Hapsi: “It’s Strength?” 

Cola: “Or Rather Your Strength.” 

Hapsi: “My Strength?” 

Suddenly There Was A Loud Thumping Noise❣️ 

The Leaf Statue Had Fallen! 

Hey❣️ No Spoilers❣️ 

Karma’s A Bitch! 

Let’s Not Do This Now Plz❣️ 

You Ruined My Narration! So Now I’m Gonna Ruin Your Narration! 

Dang It❣️ 

Cola: “Just Meet Us By The Leaf Statue, Ok?” 

Hapsi: “Ok. See Ya There.”

By The Time We Got To The Statue, It Had Already Fallen, As Previously Mentioned By A CERTAIN MEAN & EVIL NARRATOR❣️ 

LOL! 

But Anyway There’s Luckily Tons Of Other Statues That Were Savable❣️ 

Cola: “Good Thing We’ve Got Other Statues To Save.” 

Hapsi: “Which Song You Think Is Gonna Play?” 

Cola: “Well…” 

Silver Entered The Scene❣️ 

Minty: “Hey Girls.” 

Hapsi Began To Blush & Fell Backwards❣️ 

Hapsi: “Silver!” 

Minty: “Are You Ok?” 

Hapsi: “Yeah! I Just…Hi!” 

Minty: “Hi.” 

Hapsi: Oh God! Idk What To Say! & He’s Literally Standing Right In Front Of Me! Quick! Say Something Cool! 

Minty: “So Anyway, What Happened To That Leaf Statue? Did Anyone Get Hurt?” 

BonBon: “Thankfully No❣️”

Minty: “Well That’s A Relief.” 

Just As Silver Said That, The Peeps Statue Began To Fall❣️ But Luckily Hapsi Was Able To Activate Her Magical Speed❣️ She Would’ve Been Able To Save Him If He Hadn’t Sped Out Of The Way❣️ 

Hapsi: “What The?” 

The Peep Then Began To Roll Down The Street❣️ 

Minty: “Oh No! We Gotta Stop That Peep!”

Silver Began To Chase After The Peep❣️ 

Cola: “I’ll Help!” 

As Cola Transformed & Flew After The Runaway Peep, Hapsi Began To Think That Cola Was Gonna Try To Steal Her Man {Or In This Case, Anthro Hedgehog Boy}❣️ 

Hapsi: “No! Wait! I Got This!” 

Hapsi Then Sped After The Runaway Peep To Impress Silver❣️ 

BonBon: “Wait For Me❣️” 

I Ran As Fast As I Could After The Runaway Peep❣️ 

She Didn’t Get Very Far! 

WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT?❣️ 

Never!

Well Anyway The Peep Was Rolling Down The Street❣️ 

And Began To Crush Random People! 

NO❣️ 

Whatcha Gonna Do About It? Call Out To Hapsi Using Your Narration Abilities? I’ve Already Muted Your Mic! 

WHAT?❣️ HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?❣️ THIS IS A STORY❣️ NOT A DISCORD CALL❣️ PLUS I WASN’T EVEN GONNA DO THAT❣️

Oh Really? Then What Were You Gonna Do About It? I Already Cornered Silver And Hapsi! 

Yeah Well…JUST WAIT & SEE WHAT HAPPENS❣️ 

A Flashback Began To Commence In Hapsi’s Mind❣️ 

WHAT?! 

Hanna: “Look Daddy! Funny Peoples!” 

Sean?: “Yeah! It’s A Convention!” 

When Hapsi Was 5, She & Her Dad Went To Attend MAGFest 2007❣️ 

NO! 

Oh Yes❣️ & There Was A Free Demo Of The Newly Released Sonic 0Six Out On Display❣️

BONNABELLE! YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE RIGHT NOW! 

Oh?❣️ But We’re Already At The Good Part❣️ The Part Where 

NO! 

Hapsi First 

NO! 

Laid Her Eyes On Silver❣️ 

NOOOOOO! 

It Was Basically Love At First Sight❣️ So Much So That It Even Triggered A Proper Transformation Sequence As ‘Stupid Love’ By Lady Gaga Played❣️

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Hapsi Then Paused Time, Leaving Everyone Except Hapsi & Silver Frozen In Place❣️ 

Minty: “Oh. So You Have Time Powers Too.” 

Hapsi: “Yeah! I Guess I Do.” 

Minty: “We Need To Put This Statue Back In It’s Place.” 

Hapsi: “Oh Yeah. We Do.”

As Hapsi Lifted The Peep With Her Bare Hands, Silver Used His Telekinesis To Lift Hapsi Lifting The Peep In The Air❣️ 

Hapsi: This Is The Most Romantic Day Ever! 

Hapsi Then Began To Blush Again❣️ The Peep Statue Then Made It Back To It’s Natural Habitat❣️ 

Minty: “I Think You Should Unpause Time Now.” 

Hapsi: “Huh? Oh Yeah!” 

Hapsi Then Unpaused Time❣️

Also I Got Lost While Chasing The Peep When It Was On The Loose❣️ Narrating Can Be A Very Distracting Job❣️ 

Seriously? It’s Not That Hard! 

Yeah It Is❣️ 

Nah-Uh! The Fact That You Get Distracted Is A You Problem! 

No It’s Not❣️ It’s A…You Know What? Let’s Just End The Ep Here❣️ I’m Tired❣️ 

🌈Hapsi🌈

Likes: Cracking Jokes, Silver The Hedgehog, The Wacky Pomo Aesthetic, Smiling Friends, Poking Fun At Cola, Pranking Peeps

Dislikes: Disney, Seeing Her Friends Get Hurt, Being Turned Into Fruit, Being Lied To

{TW: This Ep Addresses Twin Separation, Pageant Moms & Verbal Abuse. Plz Read With Caution}

Trauma Witch: Evil LMAO “YES. YEESSSS. YEEEESSSSSSSS! THE POWER OF YOUTHFUL INNOCENTS TREMBLING ON THEIR KNEES WITH FEAR IS GLORIOUS! & Also Quite Tasty!” 

The Trauma Witch Had Just Snacked On The Trauma Of A Scared Little Boy, Killing Him In The Process! 

Trauma Witch: “I Love Eating The Trauma Out Of Little Kids! It Tastes Just Like Candy!” 

The Trauma Witch Laughed Maniacally! Bonnabelle Just Woke Up From Her Slumber! 

Did I Just Doze Off While Narrating?❣️ Silly Me❣️ I’m So Sorry About That❣️ But Anyway, Back To The Story❣️ 

Man: “I’m Afraid You Have No Choice But To Leave Them.” 

Cola?: “NOOOO!” 

Cola Woke Up❣️ & Right Before I Did Too❣️ Yes I Can Narrate In My Sleep Too❣️ Why Do You Ask?❣️ 

Cola: Gasp! “Dad!” 

Cola Looked At Her Wrist❣️ The Bracelet Was Still There❣️ 

Cola: “Oh Thank God. It Wasn’t A Dream.”

Cola Went Over Towards My Bed To Wake Me Up❣️ 

Cola: “Wake Up, BonBon!” 

BonBon: Gasp❣️ “I Woke Up❣️” 

Oh Whoops❣️ I Woke Up❣️ 

Cola: “Good Morning, Bestie.”

BonBon: Yawn❣️ “Morning❣️”

I Checked My Wrist To Make Sure My Bracelet Was Still There❣️ I Thought I’d Lost It To Some Demigoddess In That Game Of UNO❣️ But I Guess Somehow It Came Back To Me❣️ 

BonBon: “Oh YAY❣️ I Got It Back❣️” 

We Headed Downstairs For Breakfast❣️ 

Roger: “Good Morning, Girls! How’d You Two Sleep?”

Cola Began To Have A Flashback❣️ 

Cola?: “But What About Zora & Sasha?” 

Man: “I’m Afraid You Have No Choice But To Leave Them.” 

Cola?: “NOOOO!” 

{End Of Flashback❣️}

BonBon: “Well I Lost My Bracelet During A Card Game To A Demigoddess❣️ Idk If That Was A Dream Tho❣️” 

Cola Snapped Out Of The Flashback After Hearing That❣️ 

Cola: “UH WE SLEPT GOOD!”

Cola Grabbed My Hand & Yanked Me Towards The Bathroom❣️ 

Cola: Whispers “BonBon! You Almost Told Your Dad Our Secret! You Can’t Do That!” 

BonBon: Whispers “OhMyGod❣️ I’m So Sorry❣️ I Totally Forgot It Was A Secret❣️ But Hey, At Least I Didn’t Mention The Magical Part❣️” 

My Dad Knocked On The Door❣️ 

Roger: “Girls, What Are You Doing In Bathroom?” 

Cola: “UH WE JUST REALIZED WE FORGOT TO BRUSH OUR TEETH!” 

Roger: “You Have To Eat Breakfast First! Them’s The House Rules!” 

Cola: “OH RIGHT! SORRY! WE FORGOT! WE’RE COMING OUT!”

We Got Out Of The Bathroom & Sat In The Dining Room❣️ 

BonBon: “Oh YAY❣️ Donuts❣️” 

Roger: “Yeah! Today Is Extra Special! It’s Cola’s 4 Year Fosterversary!” 

BonBon: “Oh YAY❣️ Wait, I Thought That Was Yesterday❣️” 

Cola: “No. It’s Today.”

I Checked My Phone For The Date❣️ It Was Sunday February 9th, The 4 Year Anniversary Of Cola Arriving At My Home & Becoming My Foster Sister & Bestie❣️ 

BonBon: “Oh Yeah It Is❣️ So Wait, That Party WAS Just A Dream?❣️” 

My Mom Entered The Room❣️

Jessica: “You Ok, Sweetie?” 

Cola: “Yeah, I’m Fine.” 

Jessica: “Is This Day Too Much For You?” 

Cola: Sigh. “Yeah. I Just Miss My Sisters.” 

Jessica: “I Know You Do. It Must’ve Been Hard To Be Separated From Them.” 

Roger: “Especially Since You Were Born A Triplet With Them.” 

I Offered Cola A Donut❣️ 

BonBon: “It’s Ok, Bestie❣️ You Have Me❣️” 

Roger: “& Me!” 

Jessica: “& Me.” 

Cola Held The Donut❣️ 

Cola: “Thanks Guys.” 

We Hugged❣️

We Then Went To The Biggest Playground We Could Find To Celebrate❣️ We Played One Night Witch With Our Friends Near The Special Swing❣️ It’s An Imaginary Card Game❣️ We Use Cutest Super Special Pokeman Trading Cards & The One Night App To Play It❣️ The 2 Banned Ones We Have Are The Witch Cards❣️ 

Minty: “I’m Not The Witch! I Swear!” 

Hapsi: “That’s Something A Witch Would Say.” 

BonBon: “I Mean You Were One Last Round❣️” 

Minty: “But I’m Not This Time! I Promise You!” 

Announcer Guy: “Only 1 Minute Remaining!” 

Lulu: “Well If You’re Not The Witch, Then What Role Are You?” 

Minty: “Um…Uh…” 

Minty Forgot Which Role Their Card Represented & Picked The First Role That Popped Up In Their Mind❣️ 

Minty: “The Drunk!” 

Cola: “Isn’t The Drunk Supposed To Swap Their Card With A Card In The Deck & Without Looking At The Card?” 

Minty: “Uh…” 

Lulu: “Aha! Busted!” 

Minty: “I Mean I WAS The Drunk, But…” 

Announcer Guy: “Time Is Up! Everyone Point Your Fingers At The Guilty!” 

Minty: “AH NO!” 

Announcer Guy: “3 2 1!” 

We All Pointed Our Fingers At Minty❣️ 

Minty: “Well Jokes On You Cuz I Got…” 

Minty Dug Through Their Pockets For The Card❣️ We Put The Card We Get In Our Pockets So That It Doesn’t Get Dirty Or Stolen By A Bully❣️ 

Minty: “Hang On.” 

BonBon: “Try Wiggling It Out❣️” 

Cola: “That’ll Ruin The Card!” 

Minty: “I Got…Mew!” 

Lulu: “That’s The Doppelgänger Card.” 

Minty: “Oh. Well I Did See The Birthday Pikachu Card In The Deck.” 

Hapsi: “That’s A Witch Card.” 

Minty: “Oh.” 

Hapsi: “Well I Had The Robber Card, But I Swapped It For Cola’s Insomnia Card.” 

Hapsi Held Up The Espeon Card❣️ 

Cola: “Yeah I Figured.” 

Cola Held Up The Japanese Flareon Card❣️ 

Lulu: “I Was The Seer.”

Lulu Held Up The Japanese Espurr Card❣️ 

BonBon: “I Was The Drunk❣️” 

I Held Up The Jigglypuff Card❣️ 

Lulu: “That’s Supposed To Be The Troublemaker.” 

I Looked At The Card❣️ & Yes, The Jigglypuff Card IS Supposed To Represent The Troublemaker❣️ I Don’t Like Being The Troublemaker Cuz It Makes Me Feel Bad❣️

BonBon: “Dang It❣️” 

Lulu: “So Wait, If Both Ancient Mew & Birthday Pikachu Were In The Deck & Minty Saw The Birthday Pikachu, Then That Means They Lose.” 

Minty: “Nah~Uh!” 

Hapsi: “Yeah~Huh! Cuz You Were The Doppelgänger! You Had The Safer Mew Card!”

While Minty Tried To Plead Their Case, Cola Saw A Little Girl Being Abused By Her Mom & Started To Have Another Flashback❣️ 

Lady: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DRINKING CARBONATED BEVERAGES?!” 

Cola?: Cries “I’m Sorry, Mom! I Was Just Thirsty!” 

Lady: “ANSWER MY QUESTION!!” 

Cola?: “They Make You Burpy & Fat!” 

Lady: “GOOD. Now Let’s Get Back To Practicing! We Have A Big Day Ahead!” 

{End Of Flashback❣️}

The Trauma Witch Saw Cola’s Flashback & Began To Lick Her Lips! 

Wait, Who Are You?❣️ 

The Other Narrator! 

But I Thought I Was The Only One❣️ 

Just Narrate The Rest Of The Story!

Oh❣️ Right❣️ Well Then The Unthinkable Happened❣️ 

Trauma Witch: “CONGRATULATIONS MY CHILD.” 

Hapsi: “Why Is That Lady Dressed Like A Witch?” 

Trauma Witch: “YOU ARE NOW MY SNACK!” 

The Trauma Witch Grabbed Cola, Got On Her Broom & Flew Off To The Woods That Conveniently Appeared❣️ Cola Screamed❣️

Everyone: “COLA!❣️” 

BonBon: “DON’T WORRY, BESTIE❣️ I’LL SAVE YOU❣️” 

Hapsi: “I’M COMING TOO!” 

Hapsi & I Ran Into The Woods To Save The Bestie In Distressie❣️ 

Minty: “NO, YOU GUYS! WAIT!”

Hapsi Transformed While Running In Hopes To Be Of Some Help In This Situation❣️ The Trauma Witch Took Cola Into A Spoopy Hut❣️ 

Hapsi: “BRING HER BACK, YOU CRUSTY OLD LADY!” 

Hapsi Was About To Step Into A Booby Trap❣️ 

BonBon: “HAPSI, WAIT❣️ THAT’S A MIME FIELD❣️” 

Hapsi Paused Her Foot❣️ 

Hapsi: “How Do You Know That?” 

I Panicked For Sec, But Then A Literal Warning Sign Randomly Appeared❣️

BonBon: “There’s A Sign Right Over There❣️” 

Hapsi Looked Over & Saw The Sign❣️

Hapsi: “Oh WOW. Congrats Gaining Some Intelligence, BonBon! You Were Actually Right About Something For Once! But How Are We Gonna Get To The Spoopy House?!” 

BonBon: “Well…I Mean We Do Have Magic Now❣️ Why Don’t We Just Try To Use It To Teleport Into The House?❣️” 

Hapsi: “Oh Yeah.” 

Hapsi Pushed The The Button On Her Brooch & ‘Not Your Birthday’ Started Playing❣️ 

Hapsi: “I Guess This Works.” 

We Both Wiggled Our Bodies In Hopes That It Would Help Us Teleport Inside❣️ Spoiler, It Didn’t❣️

Cola: “What Are They Doing?” 

Trauma Witch: “SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, LITTLE KITTY GIRL?” 

Cola: “Um…Lola.” 

Trauma Witch: “WELL LOLA, WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE?” 

Cola: “My Issue?” 

Trauma Witch: “YES. WHAT IS THE CAUSE OF YOUR SWEET, JUICY, TRAUMA.” 

The Trauma Witch Licked Her Lips❣️ 

Cola: Oh God! If I Tell Her My Backstory, I’m Toast!

Cola Began To Have More Flashbacks! 

Lady: “LOLA KITTENZ! WE ARE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION! YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE! YOU WANNA GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, DON’T YOU?!” 

Lola: Cries! “Yes.” 

Lady: “THEN STOP CRYING & START PRACTICING YOUR WALK!” 

{End Of Flashback 1!}

Lola: “Mommy, I Don’t Wanna Get My Skin Waxed.” 

Zora: “Me Neither.” 

Lady: “Well Too Bad Cuz You Have To! Besides, Don’t You Wanna Go To Universal Studios?” 

Lola: Mumbles “I’d Rather Go To Disney World.” 

Lady: “HOW CAN I HEAR YOU WHEN YOU’RE MUMBLING?!” 

Sasha: “Yes! We DO Wanna Go To Universal Studios!” 

{End Of Flashback 2!}

Lola: Cries! “MY SKIN HURTS, DADDY!” 

Man: “Well It Doesn’t Have To Anymore.” 

Lola: Sniffles. “It Doesn’t?” 

Man: “You Remember Our Friend Roger Rabbit From That Dinner Party, Right?” 

Lola: “Yeah?” 

Man: “Well I’ve Made Some Calls & You’re Gonna Live With Him, Forever.” 

Lola: “But What About Zora & Sasha?” 

Man: “I’m Afraid You Have No Choice But To Leave Them.” 

Lola: “NOOOO!” 

Plz Stop Giving Her These Flashbacks❣️ They’re Killing Her❣️ 

But Don’t You See? This Is How The Episode Ends! Cola Dies & Hapsi Becomes The New Protagonist!

No❣️ That’ll Only End Badly❣️ I’m Gonna Help Her❣️

NO WAIT! 

I Pushed The Button On My Bracelet While Wiggling To Call To Her With My Narration Powers❣️ 

“COLA❣️ TRY HAVING FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD STUFFS❣️” 

Cola: “BonBon?! Where Are You At?” 

“NO TIME TO EXPLAIN❣️ JUST THINK POSITIVELY❣️”

Cola Began To Have The Good Flashbacks While ‘Symptomatic’ By Peach PRC Randomly Played❣️ 

BonBon: “Hi❣️ You Must Be Cola❣️ I’m BonBon❣️” 

Past Cola Would’ve Told Me Her Real Name, But She Liked The Name ‘Cola’ Too Much❣️ So She Smiled A Bit❣️ 

BonBon: “Do You Like Precure, Cola?❣️” 

{End Of Flashback 1❣️} 

Cola’s Bracelet Began To Glow❣️

Trauma Witch: “EW! WHAT IS THAT VILE TASTE?!” 

STOP THAT! 

BonBon: “Cola, These Are My Besties, Lulu & Hapsi❣️ Lulu & Hapsi, This Is My Newest Bestie, Cola❣️” 

Cola: “Hi.” 

Lulu: “Hi!” 

Hapsi: “Hello Kitty!” 

{End Of Flashback 2❣️}

Trauma Witch: “OH SATAN! IT’S SO GROSS & SPICY!” 

YOU CAN’T DO THIS! 

Lulu: “Alright! Let’s Go Back To Earth!” 

Minty: “Wait, Everything Always Changes On Earth. Would I Still Fit In?” 

Hapsi: “Well Things HAVE Advanced, But They Haven’t Changed, Per Se.” 

Cola: “I Think You’ll Fit In Just Fine.” 

{End Of Flashback 3❣️}

Cola Finally Got Her Transformation Sequence❣️ She Became An Unrecognizable Pink Fairy❣️ 

Trauma Witch: “A FAIRY?! OW HOT!” 

Cola: “Am Now!” 

Cola Pushed The Button On Her Brooch & Hot Fresca Shot At The Trauma Witch’s Face❣️ 

Trauma Witch: “AAAAHH!! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!” 

The Trauma Witch Opened The Front Door❣️ 

Trauma Witch: “YOU’L NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!”

The Trauma Witch Stepped Outside & Into The Mime Field To Explode Herself❣️ 

Cola: “MY FRIENDS CALL ME COLA BTW!” 

The Trauma Witch Screamed & Exploded❣️ 

Cola: “Ooooh Ok! I’m Gonna Have To Walk Carefully, Aren’t I?” 

Cola Fluttered Her Way Through The Mime Field With Her Newly Working Wings❣️ 

Hapsi: “Or Just Float Above It!” 

BonBon: “YAY❣️ You Got That Transformation Sequence You Wanted❣️” 

Cola: “I Have You To Thank For That.”

We Hugged❣️ The Woods Then Dissipated Into The Firetruck Part Of The Playground❣️ Cola & Hapsi Went Back Into Their Civilian Forms❣️

Hapsi: “Wait A Sec, How Come My Transformation Sequence Didn’t Include Magic?!” 

Cola: “Cuz You Didn’t Wait Your Turn.” 

Hapsi: “Dang It!”

🦄BonBon🦄

Likes: The Yumekawa Aesthetic, Prepony, Unicorns, Lavender, Rainbows, Stars, Moons, Sleeping, Sweet Dreams

Dislikes: Being Woken Up, Loud Noises, Anything Spooky, People Being Mean

BonBon: “So Does This Mean We’re Magical Girls Now?❣️” 

Cola: “I Guess So.” 

BonBon: “Where’d You Even Find The Compact At Anyhow?❣️” 

Cola: “Inside A Styrofoam Box.” 

BonBon: “That Sounds Like Something My Skyrizi Comes In❣️” 

Cola: “But It Was Pink & The Size Of The Foam Pit Cubes.” 

BonBon: “Oh❣️ It’s Totally Different❣️” 

Cola: “Still, I Wonder Who Made This Thing & Why They Decided To Leave It Behind In A Styrofoam Box.” 

BonBon: “Can I Push The Button Again?❣️” 

Cola: “No Cuz We’re At…” 

I Pushed The Button❣️ The Lofi Version Of The Gravity Falls Theme Started Playing❣️ 

Cola: “…Home.” 

BonBon: “Oooh I Like This Version Of The Song❣️ Very Relax…”

I Dozed Off Again Before I Even Got To Finish That Sentence❣️ Sorry About That❣️ Thankfully It Doesn’t Last Very Long Cuz My Dad Entered The Room❣️ 

Roger: “Where Is That Music Coming From?” 

Cola: “I Have No Idea!” 

I Shrugged❣️ 

Roger: “Oh. Well Anyway, Your Friend Hanna Is Here.” 

BonBon: “She Goes By Hapsi❣️” 

Roger: “I Will Find You Pesky Random Music!” 

My Dad Left The Room & Hapsi Entered It❣️

Hapsi: “Hey Guys. What’s With The Music?” 

BonBon: “It’s Magic❣️” 

Cola: “BonBon!” 

Bonbon: “What?❣️ She’s Allowed To Know❣️” 

Hapsi: “Know What?” 

Cola: “Hapsi, You Won’t Tell Anyone About What’s Behind My Back, Right?” 

Hapsi: “What’s Behind Your Back? Spotify Or Something? Everyone Already Knows About That!”

Cola: “It’s Not Spotify! It’s This Weird Compact!” 

Cola Showed The Compact❣️ 

Hapsi: “Are You Sure That’s Not Just The World’s Smallest Boombox?” 

BonBon: “Press The Button❣️” 

Hapsi: “Will It Change The Song? Cuz I Actually Really Like This Song & I Don’t Want It To Change RN.” 

Cola: “Hapsi, Just Press It!”

Hapsi: “Fine! Let’s See What Else On Here.” 

Hapsi Pressed The Button❣️ The Kung Fu Panda Version Of Baby One More Time Started Playing❣️ 

Hapsi: “Oh. This Song’s Actually A Banger Too!” 

Oh & We All Randomly Got Magical Bracelets❣️ 

Everyone: “WHAT THE?!❣️” 

Hapsi: “YOU WERE RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME?!” 

BonBon: “When Is She Not?❣️” 

Hapsi: “I Can Think Of A Few Examples, But OHMYGOD! THIS IS INSANE!” 

Hapsi Lost Her Mind For A Bit While Laughing❣️

Hapsi: “OhMyGod! We’re Magical Girls! Oh That’s Just Great! Are We Gonna Get Outfits Now?! What, Is There An Evil Big Bad We Have To Defeat Or Something?! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THE OUTFITS?!” 

BonBon: “Geez❣️ Don’t Scream It❣️” 

Cola: “Yeah I Think We Have To Keep This A Secret.” 

Hapsi: “Oh Right. Sorry. I Kinda Lost My Marbles When That Bracelet Came On. But Also, Tbh This Is Great News For Me. Cuz I Was Gonna Ask For A Way To Check On Lulu During Her First Date Without Having To Watch The Movie.” 

BonBon: “You Mean Mufusa?❣️” 

Hapsi: “Yeah! Cuz You Know How I Feel About Disney RN! They’re Being So Mean To Us Sonic Fans That I Literally Have To Boycott Them! But Now I Have The Perfect Solution To My Problem!”

Hapsi Pushed The Button On Her Bracelet & Received A Chicken Blindfold❣️ 

Hapsi: “It’s Perfect!”

The Next Day Was Lulu’s First Date❣️ Cola & I Both Received Our Own Chicken Blindfolds From Our Bracelets❣️ 

Hapsi: “Now Let Me Just See If I Can Get A Transformation Sequence From This Thing.” 

Cola: “No, Hapsi! Wait!”

Hapsi Pushed The Button On Her Bracelet & Got Her Transformation Sequence❣️ She Became Unrecognizable❣️ 

BonBon: “Well At Least No One Saw You❣️” 

Cola: “That’s Cuz We’re Hiding In The Dark Corner.” 

BonBon: “Oh Yeah❣️” 

Cola: “But Anyway Hapsi, You Should’ve Just Waited For Some Type Of Big Threat To Come. Or At Least Just Let Me Push It First!” 

Hapsi: “But Why Tho?”

Cola: “Cuz I’m The Pink One & Pink Magical Girls Come First! Also The Transformation Sequences Are For Emergencies Only!” 

Hapsi: “Firstly, You Wish You Were The Pink One & Secondly, This Does Count As An Emergency. I Need To Sneak Into The Theater Undetected & Without Watching The Movie.” 

Cola: “But…” 

BonBon: “Just Let Her Have This One Bestie❣️” 

Cola Sighed❣️ 

Cola: “Fine! But You’re Gonna Regret Not Waiting Your Turn!”

We Bought Our Tickets & Snacks & Arrived At The Theater During The Trailer For The Unbreakable Boy❣️ 

Hapsi: “Masks On.” 

We All Put It On Our Chicken Masks❣️ Apparently Lulu & Travis Arrived At Theater Right As The Movie Started, But I Wouldn’t Have Known That Cuz I Dozed Off Again❣️

At Least That's What Cola Says❣️ I Actually Can’t Tell The Difference Between Dreams & Reality❣️ Mainly Cuz Most Of Them Seem Very Real❣️ Basically What Happened Was That I Found Myself In A Bizarre New Place❣️ 

BonBon: “Where Am I?❣️”

Eventually The Ambience Shifted As The First Ever Shawn Mendes Song Started Playing❣️

Cola: “Bestie, Wake Up. You Slept Through The Whole Movie.” 

BonBon: “Wha?❣️” 

Hapsi: “Don’t Worry About It. It’s A Good Thing. You Did An Amazing Job Avoiding The Movie. Unlike Hello Kitty Over Here.” 

Cola: “You Didn’t Say That WE Had To Avoid It Too!” 

Hapsi: “But I Implied It!” 

Rando: “Shhhh” 

Cola: “Let’s Get Out Of Here.” 

We Got Out The Theater❣️ 

BonBon: “Wth Happened A Few Seconds Ago?❣️” 

Cola: “Idk What Happened In The Movie Cuz I Couldn’t Even See A Thing!” 

Hapsi: “Stop Whining About It. The Theater Staff Will Hear Us.” 

Cola: “Why Did You Even Wanna Spy On The Date Anyway? Especially If They’re Seeing A Movie You Hate & Don’t Even Wanna Go See” 

Hapsi: “IT’S CUZ THE GUY IS SHADY, OK?!” 

The Room Quieted A Bit & Everyone Stared At Us❣️ 

Cola: “Sorry! We’re Heading Outside Now!”

Hapsi Went Back Into Her Civilian Form As We Rushed Outside❣️

Hapsi: “Look, The Only Reason Why I Did All This Is Cuz Travis Tried To Hit On Me Too. I Was Just Trying To Protect Lulu. I Guess What I’m Trying To Say Is That You Were Right, Again.” 

BonBon: “YAY❣️” 

Cola: “Wait, He Asked You Out Too?!”

Hapsi: “Yeah He Tried To Get Me To Go To Toby’s With Him. I Shot Him Down Immediately Tho Since He’d Already Asked Out Lulu.” 

Cola: “I Knew There Was Something Fishy About Him!”

Little Did The Girls Know That Travis Was Eavesdropping On Them The Whole Time! 

Travis: “God Darn It!” 

Lulu: “What Happened?” 

Travis: “Uh Nothing, My Princess!” 

Lulu: “Oh Ok. See You On Monday!”

Lulu Kissed Travis & Got In Her Jeep To Head Home To Her Victorian Mansion Near The CVS! Travis Began To Blush!

Travis: “Yeah. See Y’all.”

Travis’ Limo Had Just Arrived & He Headed Home To His Mod Penthouse!

He Went To Face A Fireplace! 

Travis: “Look I’m Sorry, But There’s Been A Minor Setback With Our Plans.” 

A Blazing Feather Appeared Out Of The Fireplace! 

Deepened Female Voice: “THERE’D BETTER NOT BE.”

🌸Cola🌸

Likes: Pink, Hearts, Cherries, Dressing Like A Fairy, Magical Girls, Sanrio, Mystery Solving, Story-Driven Cartoons

Dislikes: Her Dark Past, When People Mock Her, Beauty Pageants, Diet Soda

Minty: "Hey Thanks For Saving Me From Space A Few Months Ago Btw."

Hapsi: "No Prob."

Bonbon: "Wait, I Thought You've Already Thanked Us❣️"

Minty: "Oh Maybe I Did."

Lulu: "No That Was Flurry."

Minty: "Oh Yeah, I Guess It Was Flurry."

Cola: "Guys! I Just Realized Something!"

Hapsi: "That You're Hello Kitty's Long Lost Sister?"

Cola: "What? No! It's That Music Is Magic!"

Bonbon: "OhMyGod❣️ Really?❣️"

Minty: "What Made You Think That?"

Cola: "Well You Know How 'No Good For You' Is Playing?"

Everyone Listens To The Background Music❣️

Lulu: "Yeah?"

Cola: "Well Guess Who Walked Through The Door."

Hapsi: "Jojo Siwa?"

Cola: "No! Travis Wilder!"

Minty: "Oh Cmon. He's Not That Bad."

Bonbon: "Actually He Is Bad❣️ He's A Bad Singer❣️"

Lulu: "That's Cuz He's Singing With Dozens Of Other Kids On The BopStarz CD's."

Cola: "He Just Gives Off Gideon Gleeful Vibe..."

Travis: "Howdy Lulu. I Ain't Interrupting Anything, Am I?"

Lulu: "No, Not At All."

Cola: "Son Of A- Mother- GAH!"

Cola Leaves The Scene❣️ Also I Dozed Off, But Here's A Summary Of The Remaining Convo❣️

Travis: "Wanna See Mufasa With Me This Weekend?"

Lulu: "Sure!"

Cola: "Stupid Travis! Stupid Nonbeliever Friends! Stupid Stupid STUPID!"

Cola Kicks Over A Pink Styrofoam Block❣️ Some Of It Chipped Off❣️

Cola: "What The?"

Cola Opens The Block & Finds A Compact With A Button On It❣️

Compact?: "press me! press me!"

Cola: "Something Tells Me I Should Press The Button."

Cola Presses The Button❣️ The Song Playing In The Background ('See You Again' By Miley Cyrus) Becomes A Nightcore As A Big Burst Of Energy Fills The Foam Pit❣️

Bonbon: "What's That?❣️"

Cola: "Idk But It Turned The Song Into A Nightcore & It's Making Me Feel Weird."