Sent From Above, Literally.

ok guys me and noisette are back on earth anyway jared warrenheim the type of guy to stuff himself with gummy krabby patties

Very well then . . Let's put me up t0 the challenge. Can 1 d0 1t?

fuck did you say it like that for

WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT.

if he actually decides to do it thats on him all i said is hes the typ of guy to do it

1 ST0LE M0MMYS CRED1T CARD T0 D0 TH1S LETS G0

WHAT!! NOOO!!!

hrmmmm it would be kind of silly if i monetized this by broadcasting it on ntv.....

.. no.. No.

@gustavoandbrick I can't believe it.. you fuckin' won. This is so embarrassing..

I don't really have much to say, so I guess I'll quote the youths this one time and say, yeah man!

Okay Gustavo, now that you've won, place this boreas crystal onto a rock. I think it'll do something.

evil ass thing that sometimes happens is i eat one (1) croquette and then all of a sudden there's like 10 empty plates on the table. how does this happen

it's cause you ate them all up like a vacuum bitch

we meet again. annetta, what are your opinions on tentacles

I think you're nuts.

Eugh, fish?

Croquettes await us!

croquettes from high school?

You know what. You guys wanna go watch the Mario movie or something

edith this sounds like diarrhea im sorry

mean to mario fans :(

go sit and stare in the Corner . NOW!

so not only are you mean to mario fans but you're also making shit up. what the fuck is the Corner

I literally do not care and did not ask

I'm gonna fight this bitch

can we kiss

I think? We can go find him instead of fighting edith if you want.

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

How so?

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

An experiment..?

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

Alright... I trust you.

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

I.. might- Hold on, why do we need lab gear for a little toothpaste foaming out of a cup? How much toothpaste are we talking about, exactly?

Well, just for safety reasons.. i was thinking a bucket.

You promise this is safe, right??

100%, what could possibly go wrong?

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

How so?

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

An experiment..?

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

Alright... I trust you.

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

I.. might- Hold on, why do we need lab gear for a little toothpaste foaming out of a cup? How much toothpaste are we talking about, exactly?

Well, just for safety reasons.. i was thinking a bucket.

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

How so?

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

An experiment..?

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

Alright... I trust you.

Speaking of, ramona.. do you have anything such as lab coats, gloves and goggles from HMF?

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

How so?

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

An experiment..?

Yeah.. I promise it won't hurt you, promise. It's just a bunch of tooth paste foaming out of a cup or something!

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

How so?

Maybe we can do the elephant toothpaste experiment! It'll be fun and safe!

@howdoitype027 @ahthesufferingneverends @iamcath0024 Okay. I just thought of an amazing idea , what if we do an online promotion that'll make more people want to call the Yi0s for help.

Hmm.. what exactly would we do, though?

hm.. im kida hungy for tothpast

This is irrelevant.

Actually, No . . . . Maybe we can do something with toothpaste!

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

Awrrk!?

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

*he shakes his head sadly*

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

Put a love spell on Pele?

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

It is, but it's fun!

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

Moonglow... it had to be Pele herself to fix it. I appreciate you giving him some form of comfort, but...he's a lost cause...

SPORE!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

*he gasps* Moonglow... Sera... you've gotta get me out of here! I can't bare to see her again!! I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!

TO WHERE?

ANYWHERE!!!

ALRIGHT.. she teleports him to amber

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

Awrrk!?

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

*he shakes his head sadly*

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

Put a love spell on Pele?

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

It is, but it's fun!

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

Moonglow... it had to be Pele herself to fix it. I appreciate you giving him some form of comfort, but...he's a lost cause...

SPORE!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

*he gasps* Moonglow... Sera... you've gotta get me out of here! I can't bare to see her again!! I CAN'T STAND THE PAIN!

TO WHERE?

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

Awrrk!?

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

*he shakes his head sadly*

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

Put a love spell on Pele?

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

It is, but it's fun!

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

*he snatches it away and starts cuddling it*

There, that should do it.

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

Awrrk!?

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

*he shakes his head sadly*

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

Put a love spell on Pele?

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

It is, but it's fun!

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

*he growls at her, lava pouring between his teeth*

maybe a plushie of pele will help..? poof

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.

*he covers his head, trying to block out her words - he can practically feel the obsidian growing on his very soul*

I think obini might be coming back soon.. i can't believe I'm getting attached to something so ultimately unimportant as you..

Awrrk!?

Here .. ill sneak you outside, go and escape, okay?

prrrr! *he nods, pawing open the cage. He takes one last look at Pele before running off, tears in his eyes*

*he shakes his head sadly*

*snff* s...she had a crush on m-me when we were little b...b-but it's gone now....! *he covers his eyes, getting burned by his bloody tears* I'm gonna die.... I... I'm gonna turn into a chunk of obsidian j-just like *hic* she did a-and.... *he devolves into sniffles and stutters*

.. you can't be serious, her previous crush could've saved everything.

Damn, look at his wings... *she lifts one up, with great difficulty as they're basically immobile lumps of rock and are shrinking into his back* We might have to cut those off.

Well, there has to be other ways to fix him .. ?

Put a love spell on Pele?

*he stares at it with faint disappointment in his eyes*

cmon surtr gimme a kissyyy!

*he sighs* At least when all this is over my mother might finally like me...

oh master! of course ill rub my firey ass on your face!

Isn't this a little insensitive..?

It is, but it's fun!

I really think we should cut off those wings.... unless we want him to be a cool Shiny quicker!

A rock with wings would be pretty funny though..

....Please tell Sera to stop looking at me like that.

Okay then... shut the fuck up. This isn't *cough* helping,,

then here's a water statue that resembles pele?

*he reaches out to touch it but hisses and recoils as the water turns his fingertips to stone* OWWW!!! YOU MONSTER!! ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX ME OR NOT?!

i SAID water, you knew you shouldn't of touched it!

Mrrp? @mysterious-magma-angel?

Prrrrrrp!!

Who are you?

*his tail droops* chrrp?

Another runaway bratty spore im guessing.. alright, you'll be code.. 71638.

H-HSSSS!!! *he backs up, scared*

*he takes his chance and twines his tail around her arm, a romantic gesture* Mrrp?

SCREEEEEEE!!!

*he immediately begins clawing at the walls*

Oh, pele! What is going on!!

HSSSSSSSS!!

Oh, mistress! A new spore arrived, my master!

Hehe! Give him ova', darling!

A-Awrrk...?

Hmm.. ill inject him with some of our good ol' stuff to make him a tasty meal, he even looks bratty! Keep him for a minute or 3!! she hands pele his cage and runs off

*he tucks his tail and shivers* M-mrrp...?

I mean, i don't think master misses me nearly just as much but.. i miss his presence, it's funny, actually.. we knew each other as children, and he always stumbled over his words around me for some reason, i think my appearance scared him, and still does..

*he looks up at Pele hopefully*

I did used to like him in a weird way as a child, but thankfully it went away, he would've executed me otherwise, and.. to be frank, i still hope he does want me executed to this day, it's just.. compared to other servants I'm useless.

MRRP?!?

I don't know why my master always saves my sorry ass in the end, i always mess up something, like a bad servant. I.. I just hope surtr has found his lucky princess and forgets about me.

chrrrp...chrrrrrrrp...

In fact i.. don't even know why i was chosen to be the servant of someone who deserves so much Better, im just a tool after all, am i not? compared to his high social status and his ranking in the hierarchy im just.. a sack of dirt doomed to die alone.

*he curls up miserably*

I don't know why im talking to a baby about this but i couldn't hold it in anymore.. you do remind me of surtr in a way.

Prrrb!!

In fact, i have been planning a way to sacrifice myself for him, the only thing stopping me is well.. how'd he feel about it.

*he looks up at her in alarm*

I was thinking I would go in the front of a massive sea angel warrior swarm and get myself slaughtered, that way i'm free. but i don't wanna leave my master with such guilt.