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@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
>~i don't think i found anything notable, unless you count the location of some dylanlings
That could be really useful information!
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@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
I just found a pair of Walrus Tusks!
Hm...I think I saw Peppino's granddad coming back to life and heckling the family for "inviting a walrus man thing." Probably related....
Oh gee?! Really?! Just hope it isn't in the bathtub!
We'll have to check later, I suppose.
@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
dead rat, also i think i ko'd a dylanling but i'm not sure
I'd.... recommend against that until we know the relationship between a cat being absorbed and a Dylanling's creation.
@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
A GUN BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE BULLETS. AND ALSO A RECLINING CHAIR. AND A STRANGE DRAWING OF A KANGAROO NAMED KAO..
You could probably use the gun for close-quarters combat, provided you know what you're doing...
You can put the drawing back where it was, though.
@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
I just found a pair of Walrus Tusks!
Hm...I think I saw Peppino's granddad coming back to life and heckling the family for "inviting a walrus man thing." Probably related....
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@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.
@stereo-monovici We've split far enough now, right? Should we regroup?
@stereo-monovici real quick what if i wanna get a snack or something
With all due respect, just why exactly would you want to get a snack when our normal livelihoods are depending on this right now? Not the time!
cause we can't keep running forever right
Yeah, it's true... But chances are if we even stop for a second Big Dylan might make US his snack!
We could always look for places to hide in cas we need to catch our breath!
There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
I see, I seeeee...
Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.
You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!
So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!
.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!
Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!
I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!
You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...
Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!
And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?
i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!
FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!
Alright, let's go everyone!
NOW THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!
Lacey, Maisie, Caine... Don't mess this up! We're all counting on you!
There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
I see, I seeeee...
Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.
You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!
So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!
.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!
Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!
I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!
You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...
Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!
And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?
i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!
FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!
Alright, let's go everyone!
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There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
I see, I seeeee...
Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.
You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!
So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!
.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!
Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!
I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!
You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...
Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!
And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?
There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
I see, I seeeee...
Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.
You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!
So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!
.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!
Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!
I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!
You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...
There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
I see, I seeeee...
Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.
You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!
So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!
.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!
Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!
There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!
We're trying to get it under control!
who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him
I'm stereo!
No, I'M stereo!
And we just crashed into Blorbotown!
And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!
.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!
Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...
OH NO!!!
who's emperor albert cheesington
One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..
so it's spreading to outer space?
Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?
This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?
Relevance!
I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?
Oh, us?!
Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!
And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!
So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!
Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?
Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.
First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!
Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.
Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.
Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?
BREAKING NEWS TO BLORBOTOWN:
It seems as though the famous urban legend across town, loathed and rather red, Big Dylan, has allegedly been seen in one of the houses of the residents.
It's unclear at this time as to how he managed to get here, but stay calm! And most importantly, if you hear any slapping noises, that's not pizzahead getting up to his usual activities, that's Big Dylan! Duck and roll out of your house, if you must. I know I would.
Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your report is just a bit outdated! We have some important news regarding this situation and we need to warn the public!
What?!
Well, then, the camera's all yours. Take it away.
We're working with President Smør on a permanent solution as we speak, but right now the main thing to look out for is a little game called Mewgenics. It's been quite popular recently and it seems Big Dylan has noticed. I personally haven't played it though, so I'll hand it over to someone who does. Lain, what do you make of this little kitty conundrum of ours?
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BREAKING NEWS TO BLORBOTOWN:
It seems as though the famous urban legend across town, loathed and rather red, Big Dylan, has allegedly been seen in one of the houses of the residents.
It's unclear at this time as to how he managed to get here, but stay calm! And most importantly, if you hear any slapping noises, that's not pizzahead getting up to his usual activities, that's Big Dylan! Duck and roll out of your house, if you must. I know I would.
Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your report is just a bit outdated! We have some important news regarding this situation and we need to warn the public!
@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?
Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.
And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!
