The Magical Misadventures of Me

It's time for you to start taking the necessary steps to become that version of yourself that you can't stop dreaming about.

“All of life is about ending up somewhere you didn’t expect, and learning to just be happy with it.” - Lauren Oliver, Vanishing Girls

I am literally such an easy person to satisfy. Give me a snack, hold my hand, kiss my forehead, look at the moon and stars with me, hand me a wild flower.

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

#ok my favorite trope is ‘couple against the world’ #but not in a dramatic way #more like in a domestic ‘the Jones’s are at the door’ ‘lock down the house hide the kids turn off the lights we aren’t home’ #or like a ‘someone insulted OUR child? let’s fight them’ ‘I’ll get the megaphone’ #‘lets go to this work dinner and sneak as many mini corndogs as we can home’

“Too slow.” (With finger-guns.)

Victim. 😂😂