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[Prologue] [Ch1] [Ch2] [Ch3] [Ch4] [Ch5] [Ch6] [Ch7] [Ch8] [Ch9] [Ch???]

Eeltho got a little redesign I hope u guys like it, also I apologize for the title but it was too funny not to include

He gave Scar the bow, knowing he would care about it.

All of his pranks weren‘t just for messing with Scar, but also for getting him to react.

The entire head thing that we thought activated the machine was fake.

He let Ren keep in the coordinates on purpose, knowing it would get people to react.

What the hell man. This guy messes with everyones minds and uses psychology to get people to react how he wanted them to, all because some of his ores were snatched.

Compulsory - a short prequel, set before the events of All Systems Red

Home: Habitat, Range, Niche, Territory - set just after Exit Strategy, Mensah POV

Bdubs: continues working, while coughing violently, and gives a very sarcastic 'Oh, yeah, thanks for noticing...' when you mention it

Beef: He's definitely not ill, but may also need some more paracetamol.

Cleo: 'I lived through the bubonic plague, a cold is nothing'

Cub: goes into hiding. Will not come out until he is better. Also denies he is ill.

Doc: Don't you dare call me cute don't you dare call me cute don't you dare- *tiny goat sneeze* aaaww he's so adorable and also too ill to fight me about that.

Etho: Nu-uh. He is not ill. He will run, and fight, and hide, and resist any and all attempts to give him medical care, because he is NOT. ILL.

False: May hide and recover somewhat but is not happy about this.

Gem: Lives on honey and lemon for 3 weeks. Treats herself because she's sick and she deserves it.

Grian: Sulky blanket demon. Wants presents.

Hypno: He doesn't get ill. No one knows why.

Impulse: Slowly dying as he places "just one more block" before going to bed

Jevin: 'Pity me. Now.'

Joe: Prepares his own funeral. Just in case. (Cleo willingly assists)

Joel: Has been locked in his storage room for his own safety. Is screaming about how bored he is.

Keralis: Uses it as an excuse for everything he's failed at in the last month. Also it's xB's fault trust

Mumbo: Sleeps for 3 weeks straight and is somehow still ill

Pearl: 'Cureall soup for you! And cureall soup for you! And-'

'Pearl, are you gonna have some too?'

'...'

Ren: Trails other hermits (particularly False or Doc) making puppy noises, then pretends he's fine

Scar: "CUUUUB!!!! :c " Spends the next month being pampered and doted on by Cub. Also, you cannot visit if you haven't gotten him a present. Is incredibly grateful for all help and gifts.

Skizz: Tries to do everything right but also misses hanging out with his buddies and accidentally makes everyone sick because of this.

Tango: Keeps working. Loses track of time. Becomes a hazard to himself. Impulse launches an intervention, leads him reluctantly to bed as he weakly insists 'But I don't wannaa... °^°'

Wels: 'Nah, I'm fine' *coughing fit* 'never mind I'm going to bed'

xB: Hides. Keralis finds him and cries for two hours about him dying, before xB insists it's just a cold also I challenge you to 500 games of connect 4.

Xisuma: 'hey, I'm feeling a little under the weather-' *every hermit rushes over with presents and soups and medicine and blankets*

Zedaph: 'Aha! I've been waiting for a time to test my redstone contraption that runs on coughing!'

Bonus lifers:

Martyn: Binges the entirety of One Piece, blames the Watchers, tries the first cure he sees on the internet and ends up even iller

Lizzie: 'Ill? Me? Oh, no! You are severely mistake it's- uh- a defense strategy!'

BigB: Whenever you look at him, he is magically ok. You turn away, and he immediately coughs.

Jimmy: Sad birb man

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