Don't Underestimate Me

>SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE

      With a soft groan, Pink Choco opened her eyes, looking around. She had a few questions that immediately came to mind. Where was she, how long had she been out, and was everything functioning properly? By the looks of things, she was at the end of a dark alley, though she couldn’t quite remember why. Her last memory on record was… more than a week ago? Nobody had come to look for her? She honestly felt a bit offended. Sitting up, she checked herself, making sure that all her limbs worked. Everything seemed in order, besides the fact she had very little battery remaining. She stood up, groaning again. She would have to get home before she ko’d again.

      Pink shuffled out of the alleyway, looking worse for wear. Her hair was a mess, her clothes were a bit out of place, and she was stumbling as if she were drunk. She looked quite hung over. She was mostly frustrated by the fact that she couldn’t remember why she was in that damn alley in the first place. She was also frustrated that nobody had come to pick her up. Well, whatever.

How exactly does one find a robot anyway? Pink didn’t leave any clues hinting to where she disappeared to, and he was pretty sure she didn’t have a tracking chip he could locate. He’d just have to do this on his own.

This was exactly what he was doing as he roamed the streets, the newly redecorated Jellyco Cube at his side. Thanks to his superhero duties he knew these places like the back of his hand. It wouldn’t take long to find her, if she was here?

As he thought about all the places where she might be, he felt a hand on his shoulder and jumped a bit. The Jellyco Cube let out a quick beep in reaction. It wasn’t a “there’s a threat” beep, it was the beep it made when it recognized a friend. That meant it could only be…

He turned around, his eyes lighting up as he recognized Pink. She was alive, thank god! Although, she didn’t seem to be doing too well. It was almost like she was drunk.

>SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE

      With a soft groan, Pink Choco opened her eyes, looking around. She had a few questions that immediately came to mind. Where was she, how long had she been out, and was everything functioning properly? By the looks of things, she was at the end of a dark alley, though she couldn’t quite remember why. Her last memory on record was… more than a week ago? Nobody had come to look for her? She honestly felt a bit offended. Sitting up, she checked herself, making sure that all her limbs worked. Everything seemed in order, besides the fact she had very little battery remaining. She stood up, groaning again. She would have to get home before she ko’d again.

      Pink shuffled out of the alleyway, looking worse for wear. Her hair was a mess, her clothes were a bit out of place, and she was stumbling as if she were drunk. She looked quite hung over. She was mostly frustrated by the fact that she couldn’t remember why she was in that damn alley in the first place. She was also frustrated that nobody had come to pick her up. Well, whatever.

How exactly does one find a robot anyway? Pink didn’t leave any clues hinting to where she disappeared to, and he was pretty sure she didn’t have a tracking chip he could locate. He’d just have to do this on his own.

This was exactly what he was doing as he roamed the streets, the newly redecorated Jellyco Cube at his side. Thanks to his superhero duties he knew these places like the back of his hand. It wouldn’t take long to find her, if she was here?

As he thought about all the places where she might be, he felt a hand on his shoulder and jumped a bit. The Jellyco Cube let out a quick beep in reaction. It wasn’t a “there’s a threat” beep, it was the beep it made when it recognized a friend. That meant it could only be…

He turned around, his eyes lighting up as he recognized Pink. She was alive, thank god! Although, she didn’t seem to be doing too well. It was almost like she was drunk.

>SYSTEM REBOOT COMPLETE

      With a soft groan, Pink Choco opened her eyes, looking around. She had a few questions that immediately came to mind. Where was she, how long had she been out, and was everything functioning properly? By the looks of things, she was at the end of a dark alley, though she couldn’t quite remember why. Her last memory on record was… more than a week ago? Nobody had come to look for her? She honestly felt a bit offended. Sitting up, she checked herself, making sure that all her limbs worked. Everything seemed in order, besides the fact she had very little battery remaining. She stood up, groaning again. She would have to get home before she ko’d again.

      Pink shuffled out of the alleyway, looking worse for wear. Her hair was a mess, her clothes were a bit out of place, and she was stumbling as if she were drunk. She looked quite hung over. She was mostly frustrated by the fact that she couldn’t remember why she was in that damn alley in the first place. She was also frustrated that nobody had come to pick her up. Well, whatever.

How exactly does one find a robot anyway? Pink didn't leave any clues hinting to where she disappeared to, and he was pretty sure she didn't have a tracking chip he could locate. He'd just have to do this on his own.

This was exactly what he was doing as he roamed the streets, the newly redecorated Jellyco Cube at his side. Thanks to his superhero duties he knew these places like the back of his hand. It wouldn't take long to find her, if she was here?

As he thought about all the places where she might be, he felt a hand on his shoulder and jumped a bit. The Jellyco Cube let out a quick beep in reaction. It wasn't a "there's a threat" beep, it was the beep it made when it recognized a friend. That meant it could only be...

He turned around, his eyes lighting up as he recognized Pink. She was alive, thank god! Although, she didn't seem to be doing too well. It was almost like she was drunk.

“I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.”

“I’m just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.”

“I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.”

“Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.”

“Well it sure beats raising cattle.”

“The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.”

“Boys like Peter are afraid of alot of things, like nuclear annihilation and flunking algebra, but they’re not afraid of wolves.”

“Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.”

“You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes.”

“I’d rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.”

“Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You’ll have plenty of time to be low-key when you’re laid out on the slab.”

“It doesn’t take a military genius to see we’ll all be crispy critters after World War III.”

“I kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I’ll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I’ll go bowling instead.”

“I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.”

“You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.”

“Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.”

“I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.”

“I love Rocky Road.”

“You’re pretty close to what I’ve always hoped for.”

“He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.”

“My wife went off with Elvis.”

“If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.”

“My brothers and sisters all hated me ‘cause I was an only child.”

“I’m nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream.”

“This song’s just six words long.”

“Girls just wanna have lunch.”

“My Baby’s In Love With Eddie Vedder”

“Why does this always happen to me?”

“I think I’m missing a contact lens and I think my wallet’s gone.”

“I lost on Jeopardy!”

“Don’t know how long he’ll last”

“Some girls like buying new shoes, and others like drivin’ trucks and wearing tattoos.”

“You’re sort of everything I’ve ever wanted”

“You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts”

“Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink”

“We wanna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota”

“She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight”

“There’s something gross in the fridge today”

“We’ve been spending most of our lives, living in an Amish Paradise”

“So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus, and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows, and I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation.”

“To his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys who kiss upside down in the rain”

“Why’d they have to interrupt ‘The Simpsons’ just for this?”

“MC Escher that’s my favorite MC”

“I borrowed your chapstick without asking and tried out your nose trimmer too”

“I’m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride”

“Hope you won’t think it’s cliché if I go nude today”

“I instagram every meal I’ve had”

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”

 “I believe your friends Misters/Misses _______ and _______ were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat.”

“Think my name’s funny, do you?”

“Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do, _______.”

“That’s chess! You’ve got to make some sacrifices!”

“The trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“I think I know who that one’s from.”

“Oh, these people’s minds work in strange ways, _______, they’re not like you and me.”

“Oh you may not think I’m pretty, but don’t judge on what you see.”

“Wonder what it’s like to have a peaceful life.”

“Always the innocent are the first victims, so it has been for ages past, so it is now.”

 “It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since _______ told me she liked my new earmuffs.”

 “I had a dream about a motorcycle. It was flying.“

 “She/He obviously makes more of an effort if you’re not family.”

“Scars can come in handy.”

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

 “I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled.”

“There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.”

 “There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.”

 “Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.”

 “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

 “Alas! Earwax!”

 “To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.”

 “One can never have enough socks.”

“I’m slowly walking through the fog, dramatically limping.”

“I mean, I wanna know if you fucked on the bathroom sink.”

“Are we gonna drive through a bad neighborhood at night and just see what happens?”

“I just heard a scary noise.”

“You look horrified. This isn’t the worst thing I’ve asked you.”

“Don’t be the person in the horror movie that goes to the strange noise.”

“I dunno, I mean, would you still love me if I shot you?”

“You don’t own the damn lake, sir!”

“I wonder if Mexico City is in Mexico.”

*begins spewing utter madness in an attempt to study*

“What we’re doing here is really fucked up man, I’m excited.”

“We’re gonna possess him, in the middle of a conversation.”

“Disassociating is like eating bananas, for me.”

“I’ve never really seen a dollar bill, so.”

“I know how this is gonna sound, but if you wanna get rid of them, my mom knows a spree murderer who’s due for parole soon.”

“We don’t want a creepy stalker as a grandma.”

“I can’t believe he fucked the girl that shot him.”

“I trust you, even though you talked about cannibalism.”

“Well, fuck your cheese, then!”

“Thankfully I bought, like, three pairs.”

“Are you speaking in tongues?”

“That’s nice, lady, I don’t wanna hear about your emotions.”

“I don’t know, I just feel like that’d be a good way to meet a famous murderer husband.”

“I wanna fuck him more than ever, he gave me a priest kink.”

“You paid off the morgue guy?”

“Batman lap dances.”

“I’m between laughing and shitting on the wall.”

“I can’t kill them, this chair is in my way.”

“This is illegal.”

“I’ve always wanted to fight a stranger.”

“I’ve created a giant penis to put on a billboard, could you print this out for me?”

“Why do you have so many pictures of Putin?”

“Love me some clown-fucking bat furries.”

“Followers were instructed to imagine Jesus during sex.”

“Dad, it’s Easter, Jesus told me to stay up as late as I wanted.”

“We have to go to dinner in the morning?”

“IT’S 4:20, BLAZE IT, DAD!”

“That’s lame. Don’t post my own conversations to me.”

“No, it’s okay! You didn’t miss anything besides me being angry.”

“What if I take out my tampon and rub it on his face to break up with him?”

“If somebody asked you to punch them in the face, do you think you’d do it?”

“It’s not illegal to own a flamethrower.”

“Like, are you trying to frame me, or is this your kink, or…”

“And the most horrifying part was that he had a picture of George Bush on his wall.”

“DON’T SMASH HIS FACE WITH THE FRIDGE DOOR.”

“Your kids are fucked up, they just killed two crazy old people!”

“Stop evil munchkin laughing over there, calm the fuck down.”

“I’m being held hostage against my will to say funny shit, I can’t leave.”