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elliott: i'M glad to be your dork

elliott: you know i'm also very much in love with you.

elliott: i just ran into a pole because i'm texting and walking, I'M HURRYING UP I'M HURRYING

maeve: yeah i’m kinda glad u are

maeve: an adorable dork

maeve: SHIT PLEASE BE CAREFUL

elliott: shut up you didn't ruin anything

elliott: alright alright i'm on my way

elliott: well damn that makes me feel good, i love you more.

elliott: fEELS AWESOME SAYING THAT.

maeve: you’re a dork

maeve: whom i am very much in love with

elliott: .........

elliott: you what? you... love me?

elliott: hm, i love you too.

elliott: wow that feels good saying.

elliott: i love you maeve. i love YOU.

maeve: ...........

maeve: shit this would be a lot better in person and i ruined it...... AGAIN

maeve: pls come 2 the studio rn

gail: okay but like...the way i was taught is apparently the WRONG way. there's an easier way so that the egg actually peels with ease, no struggle.

gail: could you imagine if we were on hell's kitchen or one of his other shows!? we'd be kicked out of the kitchen within SECONDS.

gail: yesss. i'm so in!

maeve: i know what ur talking abt!!!! but i can't do it!!!!!

maeve: oh shit he'd HATE US. but think of all the good insults he'd get in before kicking us out (':

eddie: sorry

eddie: SHIT YOu know what i mean

eddie: .. really? how... how so?

maeve: i’ll let that one slide

maeve: but ONLY because i love you

maeve: ..oop

maeve: i mean..........

victor: i can tell u i've sucessfully done the trick one time where i made her think the take out i ordered was something i cooked oop--

victor: what u wanna be struggle buddies??

victor: ......... yes please

maeve: ...i might have to steal that idea if i burn anything else

maeve: i could always use more struggle buddies ok

Eddie: sorry for being weird the other day

Eddie: just thinking too much

Eddie: ..... and over analyzing a situation

Eddie: enough abt me how the hell aare you gorgeous?

maeve: you gotta stop apologizing

maeve: i’m not mad, i get it

abby: have you tried youtube videos!? swear i use youtube for everything i don't know how to do.

abby: hmm, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea. who would be opposed to learning how to cooK!?

abby: why do i have a feeling that's what's going to happen and we ARE going to be stuck with take out 😂😂😂

maeve: yeah i had to find a video on how to boil an egg once so it’s........ not going well

maeve: gordon ramsay would HATE me

maeve: then i say we get our asses to some classes 💁🏻‍♀️

victor: omg

victor: .... honestly though i can't cook either it's why i stick to take out.. all the time

victor: so pls don't feel alone everyone struggles?

maeve: i should also stick to take out

maeve: but hey, i TRIED and FAILED and now i'm DONE FOREVER

abby: don't let him fool you, i can tell you many times where he has almost burnt down something on the farm

abby: right??

abby: it's not cool ): can't impress anyone with my cooking skills that's for sure

maeve: lmao ok that makes me feel better

maeve: he wants to teach me but....... i am a strong independent woman who can do it herself

maeve: maybe we should take some cooking classes

abby: you’re definitely contacting the WRONG person

abby: I try and fail any time I try to cook something that isn’t simple

abby: meanwhile my mom cooked gourmet meals smh

abby: don’t know why I can’t

maeve: just wanted to prove to eddie that i could SAFELY cook

maeve: ..........i was wrong

maeve: maybe it’s some bizarre gene that neither of us got

maeve: send help

maeve: i’m gonna burn down my apartment trying to cook

maeve: is it possible that i’m making this more difficult than it has to be???

for a while he’s lost in thought, fork picking at the food on his plate & it’s when he realizes she’s talking to HIM his head snaps up. ‘’–hm? sorry bombshell, didn’t hear what you said the first time. how are you doing though?’’