unusual methods

you're wearing the muzzle because you're a stupid needy puppy who needs to be punished for putting its mouth on everything. i'm wearing the muzzle as a constant reminder of how dangerous i am, a show of goodwill, and so i don't break my new toy too quickly

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

One particular turn of phrase I find amusing is when you beat someone badly enough in something (usually a competition or some sort of debate) you say they are “owned.” I find this phrasing interesting and it doesn’t make me horny even a little bit

let's give it up for girls getting real handsy with eachother !!!!

i love biting in every form. sucking deep purple and red splotches onto their neck, teeth clacking together and sinking into lips and thighs and tummy and tits. yanking them back by the hair to leave a trail of bruises along their jaw and nibbling on earlobes and sneaking up and biting down on their shoulder from behind. nipping fingertips and dragging teeth along nipples. uh yeah just. biting.