Mixtli !¡✩

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

I'd image having an alien who relies so heavily on cycles and repeated patterns in order to function normally would be mind-boggling to the Eridians. What do you mean it celebrates the exact day of its birth every so often, just because? Wait we need to program a reliable change in light levels to simulate its planet, which has almost no atmosphere? And we have to schedule any interactions we have with it around this cycle? Wait it tracks its age by the scientific year, not by life experience and physical aging?

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.

But I offer you Ryland "It's been a while since I've taken pills from strangers" and "Staggering waste of carbon" Grace just... panickly swinging back.

Like, this man was a menace in College, so it's not so absurd to think he may have gotten in a few fights. He never won, and he has the most horrible technique ever, also, a shitty aim. He sucks at fighting.

Point is? he's so much stronger now, artificially stimulated muscles and all, and the adrenaline from being in immediate danger kicks in, so the moment Simon's hands (hand?) reach his shirt, Grace screeches like a little girl and then throws the most diabolically precise and bone-breaking punch ever, landing it squarely in Simon's face.

The whole trip to Erid consist in Rocky never shutting up about how Simon "The Butcher" was put to sleep for almost two days by a single punch thrown by the most wet cat of a man, who's technique was so terrible he broke his hand while doing it.

100000000 km of space can’t stop you from running into your college situationship