Doomfist must have to deal with a lot of shit in Talon between everybody. Like a 7 foot tall HR manager. Could we get sone interractions reflecting this?
I love Beleaguered Manager Doomfist so much you don’t even know.
Doomfist: I always love hearing about your side projects, Sombra, what are you up to these days?
Sombra: Oh I keep myself busy. You hear about the mysterious disappearance of that Axiom hedge fund manager and all of her assets?
Doomfist: ...I must admit, I have not.
Doomfist: So... how is your list coming along?
Doomfist: I’m not saying there’s a deadline, I’m just wondering about your progress.
Moira: I must say, this organization seems put to right now that Vialli isn’t around to obsess over every penny.
Doomfist: Ideology must always come first, Moira, I know we can agree on that. Though I must ask, does the R&D department really need six different acid tubs?
Moira: Incompetent labtechs must be made example of--er--I mean it’s very important to my research.
Sigma: I deeply appreciate my new accommodations, Mr. Ogundimu, and I don’t mean to intrude, but I don’t know who else to ask about this and there seems to be a consistent issue with a lack of coffee stirrers in the break room. I don’t know who keeps using them all, but--
Doomfist: ...you literally can create angular velocity with your gravity powers. You can stir with your mind.
Sigma: Yes, but it’s the principle of it---and I find the gesture calming.
Doomfist: *sigh* I’ll look into it.
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