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Sylvia: ow! MOM! Max kicked me in the tummy!

Max: yeah but it was an accident

Me: well that doesn’t make it hurt less

Max: in the feelings it does!

9/1/25

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Max and I were playing PIG and HORSE. Before he shot once he pauses and thinks, then says “don’t worry, I was just calculating the velocity and trajectory and other stuff I don’t understand”

10/27/24

Elaborate bball play choreographed by Max

August 2024

Arguing about bedtime-

Me: ok but how about we just accept that I’m the boss?

Max: I guess I could promote you

Me: promote me? Why would you promote me?

Max: so you can be the boss.

Me: but you’re saying you’re in charge now?

Max: sure, but when I promote you you’ll be the boss and I’ll have to listen to you.

😠 7/10/24

Fiona was talking about how she wants to be a barista someday and if she becomes one we can all get free coffee.

Max: no thanks, I’m trying to have a life with no caffeine.

Fiona: well then you’ll have no energy.

Max: oh. Ok then I’ll have a lot of coffee I guess.

3/10/24

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Me: max, can you put the play doh in your room on the gray table?

Max: why do I have to do it?

Me: can you please just do it. Am I asking for that much?

Max: well, yeah, a lot more than I expected.

2/24/24

Max: all people who wear glasses are smart and read a lot.

Me: well that’s not true. That’s a stereotype.

Max: (blank stare)

Me: do you know what a stereotype is?

Max: (pause)….yeah I don’t wanna learn anything new today

1/26/24

Jeff just asked Max- "do you know who Travis Kelce is?"

And he said "of course I do, he's Taylor Swift's boyfriend".

And I've never been happier.

#taylor swift #travis kelce

Before bed -

Me: hey did you brush your teeth?

Max: I burped. Does that count?

10/5/23

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“Orange juice and bubble gum is my life!”

10/1/23

At the last game of soccer -

Me: you’re playing that blue team over there, right?

Max: yeah

Me: you’ll really have to bring it, they look tough

Max: (closes eyes) just think of all the trophies, max! Think of all the trophies.

7/12/23

Me: hey buddy, did you like those noodles I made?

Max: well, not really.

Me: ok …well I’m glad you tried them.

—Silence—

Max: (very serious) Mom….can I tell you something I’ve been thinking about for like….a year now?

Me: of course

Max: well, is it ok if I tell you I don’t really like your food?

6/30/23

Words or phrases Max says wrong but that I love:

Secret compartment - “secret apartment”

Arch nemesis - “arch enemas”

Heartbeat - “heart beep”

Netflix - “neck-flix”

Except - “becept”

Subtraction - “sub-straction”

Max: will you come outside with me?

Me: can you ask fifi instead?

Max: mom, don’t tell fifi I said this, but you’re the only one who is mature enough to be a parent here.

Lips are sealed!

5/8/23

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Teaching Quincy how to be a baller ⛹️‍♂️

I told max he needs to limit his water intake before bed so he doesn’t have accidents.

Max: but I get so thirsty!

Me: well you just need to drink water earlier.

Max: oh come on! I’m a SPORTS GUY, I need to stay hydrated!

3/26/23

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