Zoey

alexander hamilton: guess who it is

aaron burr, sir: shut up please. also my boy john sings, lafayette says fuck you to the king and hercules fucks horses

my shot: i am small but full of rage

the story of tonight: squads that fight together drink together

the schuyler sisters: my girls being badass

farmer refuted: some dude in the street gets roasted by a.ham

you’ll be back: george gets salty

right hand man: hey i know we have problems but i have three friends

a winter’s ball: alexander is a whore

helpless: eliza and alexander 4eva

satisfied: shit goes down ft. cool rapping by angelica

the story of tonight (reprise): squads that fight together drink together even more

wait for it: burr can’t control love, life or hamilton (or his emotions)

stay alive: charles lee is a weak ass bitch and a.ham wants to fight but can’t

ten duel commandments: laurels is a Good Bro 

meet me inside: alexander has daddy issues

that would be enough: emotional interlude between battles

guns and ships: lafayette is back to Fuck Shit Up (how does he rap so fast???? will we ever know?? probably not)

history has its eyes on you: don’t fuck up, alexander

yorktown (the world turned upside down): hercULES MULLIGAN 

what comes next?: george is still salty

dear theodosia: theodo-PHILLIP WHEN YOU SMILE I AM UNDONE MY SON-sia

tomorrow there’ll be more of us: the only one not on the cd. also the most emotional thing i have ever heard

non-stop: alexander does not allow himself to grieve

what’d i miss: you simply must meet thomas thOMAS

cabinet battle 1: alexander and thomas diss each other in front of a bunch of people

take a break: alexander your son is nine don’t be a dick and listen to him rapping. also angelica freaks out about a comma and alexander roasts john adams

say no to this: sex. 

the room where it happens: wtf did you guys do in there. why can’t i come

schuyler defeated: alexander why are you so goddamn proud

cabinet battle 2: damn alexander. back at it again with fighting jefferson

washington on your side: jefferson madison and burr are the Salt Squad aka the southern motherfucking democratic republicans

one last time: dad why hath you forsaken me

i know him: george isn’t salty and enjoys watching america destroy itself

the adams administration: alexander Fucks Up

we know: oh shit

hurricane: i have a sad past. also maybe i should tell everyone i slept with maria reynolds even though literally no one is accusing me of it

the reynolds pamphlet: everyone else realises how much of a fuck up alexander is ft. angelica slaying

burn: eliza cries a lot

blow away: phillip is a precious baby and must be protected at all costs

stay alive (reprise): goddamn it i said he had to be protected not fucking killed

its quiet uptown: they hold hands. angelica watches. “there are moments where you’re in so deep it feels easier to just swim down” aka the best line of the play

the election of 1800: can we get back to politics? alexander supports….. jefferson????? damn

your obedient servant: burr is salty as fuck. also 30 years of disagreements

best of wives and best of women: can’t hear the song because i’m sobbing to loudly

the world was wide enough: alexander is wearing glasses. burr shoots him then realises he Fucked Up but its too late so he hides

get to know me, dance edition:

Zayn Malik can pay to leave in the middle of a world tour, the middle of a contract, and make his own music because he didn’t like One Direction’s music, but Kesha is being forced to stay in a contract with her mental abuser, sexual assaulter, and rapist and Sony won’t let her out without repercussions 

Sam Pepper goes around with sick and horrible pranks and nobody bats an eye, and when people do, they get shit because the girls who got their ass grabbed should have liked it.

Chris Brown can beat women and get away with it WITH a career and female fans still worshiping this woman beater.

Hillary Clinton will get asked about her wardrobe in interviews instead of political topics, unlike her other male runners.

Tampons and pads are taxed as luxury items, but male shaving items are not.

When I get catcalled at the mall, the guys yell at me about how I should take it as a compliment and only stop when my boyfriend shows up and tells them to stop.

Nobody bats an eye at a shirtless male, but the moment a woman doesn’t have a shirt on and her breasts are out, people are in outrage.

Men can’t go out in public wearing ‘feminine’ items without being ridiculed.

I got detention for wearing shorts over my leggings because my shorts were not fingertip length and was distracting to my male students learning environment, despite having full length leggings on and my shorts covering my butt.

5SOS can have a completely bare naked magazine cover, only cover their junk with their hands, and be praised, but Selena Gomez releases an album cover of her naked, but at the same time quite covered, and gets called a slut on social media.

When Justin Bieber posts a naked photo of him on a boat (with his back facing the camera) he is praised and drooled over, but a woman can’t post a bikini photo without being attention seeking.

Tyler Joseph can’t wear a dress on stage during a performance without being called out on the media, and in person, but a female can.

When a female says she’s a feminist, people think that women want to be better than men.

When a male says he’s a feminist, people think he is lying to get women’s attention.

When a gay man says he is raped by another man, he is told he should have liked it because he was gay.

When a boy says he was raped by a female, his friends say he should have liked it because he got laid by an older woman.

When a lesbian is raped by a man, he gets away free because he claims to try and turn her straight so her family would accept her.

Because ‘there are only two genders’.

Because pansexuality, demisexuality, asexuality, agender, genderfluidity, and other sexualities and genders are seen as ‘fake’ and ‘jokes’ because people use them as jokes.

Sophia Lucia’s 1st Yagp Performance: