let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

Wait did this

Did this really happen

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

what I aspire to be

the real struggle in 2004

I just want to be the answer you give when someone asks you why you’ve been so happy lately

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting