Bella

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

neil with his binder

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you