Bella

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

james adopting a cat

sirius being convinced he’s impossible to read while remus can tell he’s in a bad mood from the way he drops his bag by the door

Barty is Evan's savior, his protector, his abuser, his passionate lover, his sun, his moon,his pain, his quiet, his safe, his lock, his key, and eventually, his killer.

sirius: relationships should be 50/50. remus cooks us dinner while i sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

i need more bartylus in my life. why are they always exs. don't get me wrong i looooove jegulus, but why do so many fics tagged as bartylus are actually jegulus with past bartylus

Remus lifting Sirius and spinning him around when he gets super excited, and Sirius giggling hysterically the whole time, only to pretend he was annoyed by it later.

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

solangelo fans. Dude. We need to stop making Will the pretty boy and Nico the insane bitch in the relationship. We need to switch the fucking roles. Will is TEXAN.

need sirius black thinking he’s homophobic bc he saw remus flirting with a guy and was filled with rage