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unappealingcore. offputtingcore. unusualcore. what the hell is that core
i love the little notes line its like tiny stocks for my blog
people loved that post, the investors will be pleased
Blinded, Bass
bass. my muse going deep (interpret as you want).
blinded. our muses getting frisky in the dark (wherever).
As much as Scrooge had been reluctant to waste the money initially, he found that he had come to enjoy the occasional theater date with Jacob. Not all the plays were winners, he had to admit, but some of the actors were very talented. On more occasions than not, Scrooge found himself laughing and crying along with the rest of the audience. As someone whoâd favored books in his youthâwith not much exposure to the stageâthe pretense had been hard to get into, at first. Reading allowed him total immersion into a world of his own imagination, whereas with the stage, the audience was limited by what they were seeing in front of them. If a young man was playing the leading lady, one simply had to take it for granted that they were. If a painted piece of wood was taken to be a forest, or some pieces or cotton were understood to be snow, well, it was so.
must a fictional relationship be âhealthyâ or âfunctionalâ? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
hey what the fuck is wrong with you people
idk, what is wrong with me? iâm in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, iâve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just⌠like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!
Youâre a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainmentâ and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.
I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know thereâs something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.
can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed
shakespeare frantically rewriting macbethâs marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the originalÂ
reblog if youâre a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable and violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment (and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself)

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City View, Papers
city view. our muses getting frisky up against a window.
papers. our muses getting frisky in an office / work setting
âTook you long enough to get here,â Scrooge chided his partner with an iciness that matched the obstructed window panes of their office.
âTerribly inconsiderate of me,â Jacob grinned, scraping the snow off his boots, âImagine the cheekâ10 minutes later and the sun might be up!â
Scroogeâs mouth twitched, the ghost of a smirk emerging.
whereâs the hand though ??? whereâs the hand in my unloveable hand ????
Decided to be on-brand today
sometimes I'm interacting with a really polite waiter or receptionist and remember that Sartre bit about how waiters are larping being waiters and I 'realize' I'm larping being a customer and it adds this unpleasant sheen of unreality to everything. Don't like Sartre
I think we were discussing in person how a bunch of Obamaâs White House staffers were people who had grown up watching the West Wing, and basically did their jobs by larping West Wing characters.ďżź I wonder how long it will be before every profession, and indeed every waking moment of life, is enacted out by larping some famous TV show or embedded cultural stereotype. ďżź
đťđŻđŹ đŽđśđśđŤ đˇđłđ¨đŞđŹ .   (  sentence  starters  originating  from  season  one  of â the good place â .  adjust  pronouns  as  necessary , mature themes are present! )
â oh , one question. where am i , who are you , and whatâs going on ? â â cool . cool .  i have some questions . â â are you sure you want to hear ? â â cool , bring it in , man ! â â youâll stand by my side no matter what , right ? â â promise me . say it : â i promise i will never betray you for any reason â â â somebody forked up . â â i mean , you do get how thatâs worse , right ? â â maybe itâs not âŚÂ ACTUALLY all that bad . â â iâm just asking you to fudge a little bit ! â â i have a stomachache . â â thatâs â fun â . â â okay , thatâs really specific and makes me think that you definitely did do that . â â what a condescending bench . â â letâs just face it , [ name ] , you donât belong here ! â â this is a putrid , disgusting bowl of ethical soup . â â that was my first time as a fashion â donât â and i was NOT here for it . â â youâre the most self - obsessed person iâve ever met . â â time to pick a designated driver . â â before you say anything âŚÂ thatâs it , i just donât want you to say anything . â â weâre gonna bang it out . â â okay , i wonât let you down âŚÂ starting now . â â remind me what iâm getting out of this again ? â â oh , so NOW iâm supposed to be nice and make friends ? â â iâm telling you , [ nameâs ] out to get me . â â iâve got something you could slip into . â â of course ,  the opposite might be true . â â huh ! what do you think that means ? â â throwing sand is an excellent way to put out a vodka fire . â â good people make me insecure . â â i would LOVE not to listen to you . â â thatâs a very , very bad idea . do NOT be yourself . â â i said a lot of other nice things , toughen up , nerd . â â itâs nothing , itâs a tiny little inconvenience . â â dude , youâre hiding something ! whatâs wrong ? â â whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong , whatâs wrong ? â â what have you done to me , you monster ? â â you are âŚÂ unbelievable . â â get your story straight , bro . â â i am VEXED , [ name ] . â â you have nothing to prove ,  not to anybody . â â i know weâll never be soul mates ,  but weâre friends . â â iâve never actually done this before , it was a theoretical fantasy - â â â dEspitE yOuR cONsTaNt MocKerY ~ â â â i once posed as a hot prom date for my cousin . â â i even watched all ten seasons of the show âfriendsâ . â â if i feel sympathy for anybody , itâs [ name ] . â â what is all this junk ? â â you devious little monsters , you . â â you have a very â psycho burnout guy mumbling to himself at a library computer â type of vibe . â â this is gonna help both of us ! â â we should keep our eyes peeled for twigs who may have a nefarious agenda . â â i just ethicâd you in the face ! â â lies are like tigers . they are BAD . â â we need to cancel this party immediately . â â why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities ? â â the ends justify the means . â â what are you talking about ?? itâs SO easy to live with a lie . â â iâm not supposed to be here . â â you forgot your own birthday ? â â alright , i will . for you . â â canât we just chalk this up to a hilarious mistake and move on ? â â can we âŚÂ skip around , and circle back ? â â why is everyone so jealous of me ? â â oh , hello - you look like a piece of crap . â â hey now , come on , letâs not insult people . â â go get me a drink . â â somebody made a person out of wet mulch and leaves and like âŚÂ dead slugs , and thatâs you . â â did you two go to pound town ? â â iâm better than i used to be . â â alright , i have to ask . is this thing gonna happen ? you and me ? â â you need to stand up for yourself ! â â youâre barely even a regular , functioning person ! â â woah woah woah , you think iâm into [ name ] ? â â i need to step outside for âŚÂ some air . i will not be back for âŚÂ many days . â â why are you so nice to me ? â â oh good , youâre back . â â pobodyâs nerfect . â â well , the nightmare continues . â â iâm a moron ! â â thatâs âŚÂ not great for my case . â â iâve ruled the fart inadmissible as evidence . â â now iâm bored . walking is dumb . â â iâm gonna need a drink âŚÂ or three . â â i only cared about making money and doing cocaine . â â thereâs no time for any of that morality nonsense , sweetheart . â â this way , i donât owe you anything - you donât owe me anything . â â we MUST remain emotionless . iâm talking kristen stewart on the red carpet . â â please , iâm begging you , please . â â does your brain work , actually ? do you have a functioning head ? â â sorry , [ name ] , but i canât let us leave . â â what are you DOING , you goon ? â â thatâs what you think hell is ? â â itâs scary ,  like the movie ratatouille . â â oh , thatâs a joint . â â REAL weird vibe in here . â â i was definitely expecting some applause . â â in my opinion , which is objective fact in this case and all cases ever âŚÂ â â iâm not going , i donât wanna . â â it is literally impossible for me to do that . â â well - itâs been real , dawg . â â i feel like iâve failed you . â â i was dropped into a cave , and âŚÂ you were my flashlight . â â we can be together , away from everyone else . â â holy motherforking shirtballs . â â man , this is torture . â â you ruined everything , you know that ? â â i was so close to pulling it off ! â â itâs actually a filthy dumpster of our worth anxieties . â â iâm surrounded by people who are literally better than me . â â you donât love me ? â â this was supposed to be my big moment ! â â dammit , [ name ] . you are the WORST ,  and you can all suck it . â â you had no idea i was gonna do that ! â â yeah , that came out of nowhere . â â oh ⌠ but it didnât matter . because my motivations were corrupt . â â thereâs something you donât know about me . â â the only thing you succeeded in doing was bringing us all together . â â uh âŚÂ next time ? â â if this thing goes sideways again , you are DONE . â â UGH , youâre useless ! â â alright , letâs try again , shall we ? â â YA BASIC . â â hold that thought . is it okay if i go work out ? â â i think this is yours . â

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richard siken sentence starters.
quotes are all taken from various poems out of richard sikenâs poetry book crush. feel free to change pronouns/etc if needed.
â Â tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. Â â
â Â tell me weâll never get used to it. Â â
â Â there are so many things iâm not allowed to tell you. Â â
â Â i swallow your heart and it crawls right out of my mouth. Â â
â Â i want it back now, baby. i want it back. Â â
â Â iâm sorry. we know how it works. the world is no longer mysterious. Â â
â Â thatâs a nice touch. Â â
â Â i like him and i want to be like him. Â â
â Â iâm sure you remember, i was on the phone with you, sweetheart. Â â
â Â history repeats itself. Â â
â Â there are many names in history, but none of them are ours. Â â
â Â you could drown in those eyes. Â â
â Â but damn if there isnât anything sexier than a slender boy with a handgun, a fast car, a bottle of pills. Â â
â Â sorry about the blood in your mouth. i wish it was mine. Â â
â Â i couldnât get the boy to kill me, but i wore his jacket for the longest time. Â â
â Â you wanted happiness, i canât blame you for that, and maybe a mouth sounds idiotic when it blathers on about joy but tell me you love this, tell me youâre not miserable. Â â
â Â there is no way to make this story interesting. Â â
â Â i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything, without having to say that i ran out into the street to prove something. Â â
â Â tell me weâre dead and iâll love you even more. Â â
â Â you will be alone always and then you will die. Â â
â Â iâm sorry i came to your party and seduced you and left you bruised and ruined, you poor sad thing. Â â
â Â who am i? iâm just a writer. i write things down. Â â
â Â i take it back. Â â
â Â here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed. Â â
â Â you still get to be the hero. Â â
â Â what more do you want? Â â
â Â love, for you, is larger than the usual romantic love. itâs like a religion. itâs terrifying. Â â
â Â no one will ever want to sleep with you. Â â
â Â you know that recently we have had our difficulties and there are many things i want to ask you. Â â
â Â you had not expected this. Â â
â Â walk a mile in my shoes. Â â
â Â a man takes his sadness down to the river and throws it in the river but then heâs still left with the river. Â â
â Â you are weak and hollow and it doesnât matter anymore. Â â
â Â hush, my sweet. these tornadoes are for you. Â â
â Â that sounds overly valorous. Â â
â Â do you love yourself? Â â
â Â i donât have to answer that. Â â
â Â you wanted more. Â â
â Â i had a dream about you. Â â
â Â thereâs nowhere to go. thereâs nowhere to go. Â â
â Â in these dreams itâs always you: the boy in the sweatshirt, the boy on the bridge, the boy who always keeps me from jumping off the bridge. Â â
â Â will you love me even more when iâm dead? Â â
â Â you didnât show up. i kept waiting. Â â
â Â i swallowed crushed ice pretending it was glass and youâre dead. Â â
â  i donât really blame you for being dead but you canât have your sweater back. â
â Â you can sleep now, you said. you can sleep now. you said that. i had a dream where you said that. thanks for saying that. you werenât supposed to. Â â
â Â hello darling, welcome home. Â â
â Â please keep him safe. Â â
â Â i just donât want to die anymore. Â â
â Â you want to die for love, you always have. Â â
â Â you didnât think youâd feel this way. Â â
â Â you saved my life. i owe you, i owe you everything. Â â
â Â please, just for one night, will you lie down next to me, we can leave our clothes on, we can stay all buttoned up. Â â
â Â youâre all i ever wanted and worth dying for, too. Â â
â Â drive into that tree, drive off the embankment. ______, make something happen. Â â
â Â we are not dirty. Â â
â Â you keep singing along to that song i hate. stop singing. Â â
â Â here is the sink to wash away the blood. Â â
â Â this is not harmless. you are not breathing. Â â
â Â i will come back from the dead for you. Â â
Yeah, kinda. Brent is a toilet full of broccoli.
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Awaiting, Coffee
awaiting. our muses making out and grinding while fully clothed.
coffee. our muses getting frisky in the kitchen, early in the morning.
It had been a bit of a chore for Scrooge to pull himself out of bed that morning, an unusual situation to say the least. He couldnât say if it was Jacobâs residual warmth that kept him trapped beneath the sheets, or a rare good nightâs sleep, but he found himself to be unpleasantly groggy and bleary-eyed as he headed towards the kitchen for his morning coffee. He was irritated at having his routine thrown off, even more so by the betrayal of his own body in letting him oversleep, grumbling unhappily as he trudged forward, trying not to step on the cat weaving around his feet. Even stranger still, Jacob seemed to be wide awake and ready, humming a pleasant tune as he put together some breakfast. The whole scene was so incredibly endearing that it took precedence over caffeination, Scrooge stopping in the doorway to watch his partner appreciatively.

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âI think the cat just ate some tinsel off the tree.â
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     "You can't be serious..." Jacob turned around from his current task, turning his downward to find the cat quite tangled up in metallic ribbon and looking quite pleased with herself. Or at the very least, he didn't appear to be in any sort of obvious distress. He sighed, his attention turning to Scrooge who seemed to be in a worse state than the cat. Not that it was a terribly difficult endeavor given that she had taken to attacking one of her toys with a paw that wasn't wrapped in tinsel. "Eb, did you actually see her consume anything, or are you fussing again?"
"I saw her mouth on it, at any rate," said Scrooge, watching his cat with worried eyes. "You know it could be tangled up in her guts faster than I would know about it. A right hazard, all this Christmas business." He knelt down and tried to entice Fluffy to come to him so that he could get a look at her mouth. "Silly girl, don't you know that stuff will hurt you?" Fluffy looked up at him, her eyes wide but otherwise appeared unfazed.
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