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MADELINE INTRO

Kilian had just woken up and decided to do an impromptu stream while cooking, as he sometimes did. Soon, the numbers rose up to 10 thousand people watching, which was an amazing number for a stream in the morning with no previous warning. 

“What do I need if I wanna get famous? That’s an interesting one.” He mused, stopping talking for a moment to think about it. “Therapy. If I’m being quite honest, no matter how you get to the spotlight, you’ll always need therapy. Any problem you have now most likely will be blown out of proportion, or used against you. So, yeah. Mental health is really, really important and everyone should do it.”

“What about you guys? Does anyone have a different opinion?”

madeline absolutely had no idea what she was doing while streaming. but her manager had told her it’d give her the essence of a normal young woman, and not the 80 year old mind trapped inside a young woman’s body, so she was giving it a go. “ therapy is a perfect answer. if i had to choose a different answer though, i’d say you need trustworthy people around you, not just yes men. you need the people that will stop you going off into the deep end and help you keep your feet on the ground. ” 

ford was so tired he was pretty sure that he was dreaming at this point but that was what happened when he landed from venice less than 4 hours ago and now he was on set with lines to read. or he should have been they were currently giving him a ten minute coffee break. “you think i know what i’m doing? i was just at an event, i’m sleep deprived, pretty sure i still have coats of gel in my hair too.” - open to anyone. 

madeline took one look at ford ( which was all she needed ) and she gave a tinkle of laughter and shook her head. “ i wouldn’t say you look like you know what you’re doing right now, no. in fact you look like you’ve been through the ringer so i can’t say i’m surprised that you’ve just stepped off a plane. what i can do for you however, is go and get you a cup of coffee to help you wake up. ” 

“If you want to help Henry, you can come muck out stalls for him. Get your cowgirl on,” she teased, smiling a little. Honestly, she wasn’t sure if she could see Maddie out in the stables, cleaning up after the horses. But she would definitely bring her phone if it ever did happen. “I know he doesn’t mind, but he had that health scare this summer and I just want him to take it easy, not make more work for himself,” she explained, shaking her head. “No! No puppy. At least not until we get the house all renovated. Which by the way, I closed on last week.” To stay close to her dad, she had been trying to find a house close by. Then the couple who lived next to her dad decided to retire to Florida, so she had put an offer on the house and property. There was a lot she wanted to add and change, but it was a step in the right direction. 

“ oh no, i don’t muck out stalls. but i’m sure i could hire a professional to do it for me. ” that wasn’t to say maddie didn’t work hard, it was more the farm life wasn’t for her. she couldn’t stand the smell of animal manure and would rather watch a horse from a distance to appreciate its beauty than to be near one. “ i understand what you’re saying, but you’re going to have to learn to let go a little. i know it’s hard but he still needs to live his life while he’s got it. it’s the whole point in being alive. i know if that was me, i’d want to do anything but take it easy. ” she squealed and wrapped her arms around the woman. “ fi ! i’m so happy for you ! you’re amazing. henry will love it i’m sure, and so will the new puppy i’m about to get for him to celebrate ! ”  she couldn’t help herself but to tease a little more. 

he doesn’t know what he was expecting but whatever it was, it wasn’t that. she was oozing sex appeal and the worst part was he absolutely knew he wasn’t going to get laid. she’d resisted him thus far, he didn’t doubt she’d continue resisting him after tonight. although she didn’t see why she should, if she just got into bed with him, they could relieve some of that sexual chemistry they had, but alas, she wouldn’t listen. he wanted to wolf whistled when he dress slipped down her body, but his mouth was too dry. he wasn’t focused on any of the other strippers in the room at that point, just her working the pole like she’d been doing it for year. he’d been having wet dreams about that one for many, many years to come. he adjusted himself in his trousers and took a sip of his drink. “maddie, you’ve teased me enough don’t you think ?” 

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“i don’t think you can get through this without fucking me later.” cam said with a smirk, watching maddie go on up to the stripper pole. he loved making a good girl turn a little devious and inviting her to the strip club was meant to be a bit of a joke, just a smidge of fun. where she’d tell him off and they’d have ended up at some ice cream place like usual. he wasn’t expecting that she’d end up on the poles. he sat back, watching her with a grin on his face. he almost felt a weird sense of pride watching her up there. he was so getting laid later, he could feel it.

“And you are no help at all,” Fiona stated, looking over her shoulder at Maddie. Was everyone just going to gang up on her? Great. “My dad already has horses. If he wants to ride one, he can ride them any time. There is no reason to buy him his very own horse when he can’t even hold the manure fork to clean up after it.” She sighed deeply, massaging her temples. “I swear, you guys would give him a puppy every day without thinking about the consequences.”

“ oh i am absolutely not trying to be any help. i’m helping henry, not you. ” at least she was honest. she didn’t have any kids of her own so she couldn’t honestly sit there and pretend to understand how infuriating it must be for fiona. until then she’d simply join henry’s side. “ he’ll learn, eventually. until then i very highly doubt your dad is going to mind helping him. ” madeline’s eyes sparkled far more than they should at the thought. “ oooh, i shall buy henry a puppy ! ” 

“Henry, just because Papa said he’d buy you a pony doesn’t mean I said you could have one… Well Papa has enough horses to take care of right now. Maybe in a few months…” Fiona paused again, squeezing her eyes shut as she heard her father. It was like they were ganging up on her. “I know Dad I’m just worried- Okay let’s just discuss this when I get home. I love you both. Bye,” she said, finally hanging up. “I should really start considering an actual babysitter instead of my parents. I swear I come home and they have bought or promised him something else.” 

“ i say henry can have a horse. ” maddie butted in, it wasn’t her conversation or argument. but the kid was adorable and if he wanted a horse, maddie thought he should absolutely get a horse. with his papa, himself and maddie on board, she was sure all three of them could wear fiona down. “ i think your parents are doing great, and henry should have anything he bats those pretty little eyelashes for. ” 

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x. Siiri Darling 

So hypothetically and listen to me now don’t drift off” Siiri started . “If i were to marry someone in a different country would it still be legal here ? or could I have a different partner in every country?” the actor asked placing his hands on his hips. He often had many questions it was just the luck of draw on who was next to him and who would be forced to listen to him about it. “I was thinking about early , not that I’d ever need that many partners but I just like knowing my options” the man said. Shrugging his shoulders he let out a soft chuckle “Sorry it’s been a crazy long day of being under the lights and it was not the plot of the episode but just brought up some good questions” he said. Siiri loved playing Mouth Gillian he often had some pretty good lines and parts that made him actually think a bit .

staring blankly at the other, she took in a moment to understand what was happening. but all in all, she just couldn’t figure it out. trying her best to comprehend but nothing, “i’m sorry, what? tell me why you’re doing this again?”

“ohmygodalizard,” jillian said quickly as she knelt down and gently picked the reptile up in her hands. “oh my god, look how cute he is,” she said, pouting her bottom lip out. “i’m gonna name him frank.”