I had this dream where everyone knew who they were in their past lives and it caused so much drama and uproar. You had to list your notable past lives on your job and school applications. There was tumblr discourse like “is it morally acceptable to kin someone else’s past life?” There were articles with headlines such as “how to cope if you find out you were a nazi in a past life.” Celebrities were getting callout posts based on their past lives. People would dox your lives. Ariana Grande was a founding father.

no bro YOU live in a society. i live in a terrarium

Creeper, amen

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

Congress

Miku Miku you can call me Miku blue Hair blue tie hiding in your wifi hat down cross town livin like a rockstar spent a lot of money on my brand new gee tar

wtf are these kind of posts