Not All Hope Is Lost 

I like making my future girlfriend cum like she doesn’t even know what she begging for … Amen 🙏

creepy perverted girls with disgusting fantasies are just angels ✨

letting out an involuntary little moan the first time you make out with your bf and having that alter his brain chemistry so much, he replays it in head later with his hand wrapped around his cock

Sometimes flirting isn't pick-up lines and sexual innuendos, sometimes it's asking questions about their passions, noticing little details, and embracing their flaws.

That’s love 💜

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

the last stage of sexting is imagining a life together

fulfilling each other's sexual fantasies >>>

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

I wanna go camping and makeout by the fire and fuck in the tent 😠