⤡ Brian David Gilbert Prompts
things Polygonâs Brian David Gilbert has said
âIâm not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body.â
âTechnically, not murder. Definitely bad!â
âWhat better way to show your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon?â
âYou donât have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.â
âWhy spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws, when you can just touch this dog man?â
âItâs not because Iâm a prude. Who doesnât love a little erotic lizard fiction?â
âBuckle up, this is going to be a fun presentation!â
âGod has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished!â
âBig rule of thumb: magicians are always evil.â
âNo one likes a nark.â
âNow that youâre jazzed and ready to go: time to fail.â
âYou guys remember those thingsâŚthose little rules that stop you from committing war crimes?â
âI donât need any more reason to be afraid of looking at myself in the mirror.â
âThe desolation ofâŚworking at a job!â
âAsk yourself, âAm I holding my pet rat back from their true ambitions?â The answer is always yeah.â
âYou sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.â
âNow, if youâll excuse me, Iâm going to go throw myself into the ocean.â
âWhen you walk into an unknown space, I want the first question on your mind to be, âAm I safe to smash?ââ
âOh, look at Gordon Ramsay over here, making warm milk.â
âClowns donât serve a purpose.â
âHe already feels bashful, you didnât need to pants the man!â
âSurprise! I lolled you into a false sense of security!â
âI couldnât give a shit about death.â
âHey, bucko, I think what you donât understand is basic storytelling.â
âBut are you happy, with just those two versions of yourself? You shouldnât be, âcause youâre a villain!âÂ
âBut isnât that what we want as gamers? To be disappointed?â