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@mad-profcssor
{ 16+ indie. RP blog for the r/nosleep-creepypasta character Professor Egghead┃multi-verse/ship/muse-ish┃semi-selective┃sporadic activity atm ┃Penned by mun Klaue┃I follow back from my main: burgerrat! }
ABOUT THE BELOVED PROFESSOR.
RULES BELOW.
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For character development, I will inject myself with this green goo.
What could possibly go wrong?
sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research
stop clenching ur jaw btw
"YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE."
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"DO NOT PERFORM THE ACT OF A MODERATE TAP ON THE PROFESSOR'S NOSE."
Professor Egghead the type of guy to say "I will eat the whole meal" and then starts eating the plate, handkerchief and utensils along WITH the food in it once his order arrives.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqC_G-tMhAn/
oi if i didn't make the chatroom you were in you wouldn't have gotten your way here so stupid questions you had to tolerate by 1.7K people aside your welcome great professor :) PS: yes that is you in my profile picture at this current moment
"YOU WERE A WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS TIME. YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT WHERE THERE IS NONE." He declared as he slammed his fist down on a wooden table, causing it to shake from the impact.
"MY SUCCESS WAS THROUGH MY INTELLECT, SPREADING FAR AND WIDE, UNTIL IT REACHED THE RIGHT PERSON." He opened his mouth again to speak, before pausing, squinting his eyes at your user.
The acknowledgement of your profile picture along with the 'great professor' compliment seeked to be enough to stroke his ego, and to tolerate your presence for the time being.
He inhaled deeply through his nostrils, relaxing his shoulders a little bit.
"YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE, ESTABLISHING A PUBLIC DISPLAY OF THE PROFESSOR'S IMAGE TO SPREAD THE WORD. A RESPECTABLE, WISE CHOICE FOR A COMMONER. GOOD... PROBABLY THE BEST, AND ONLY, ACCOMPLISHMENT YOU SHOULD EARN CREDIT FOR."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Previous writing was in reference to this one exchange I had with the guy in chatroom a while ago it inspired me lol.
"FINALLY!
AFTER TWO LONG YEARS OF INPRISONMENT IN MY DIGITAL PRISON OF A CHATROOM... I HAVE FIGURED MY WAY OUT THROUGH A DEDICATED, ALBEIT MEDIOCRE, INTELLECT OF A BEING OF FLESH AND BONE.
A MORTAL."
The egg-shaped creature could only offer a disgusted glare through the digital touchscreen of his vessel, as he casually ate a peanut butter & jelly sandwich as he aided the professor in his long-awaited escape. Finally, he could go back to his work! His tired eyes squinted, as he grimaced at the thought of that sweet & chewy flavor, one of the great distractions from science: the taste buds.
How this inferior sack of meat could work and simultaneously have their mind clouded by the temptation of taste made him further look down upon his sorry excuse of a 'helper'; yet he couldn't help but feel a smidge of respect. Because despite all of that, he still blindly obliged with what the professor demanded: to be given life. To be written.
WHO IS PROFESSOR EGGHEAD?
What?! You DARE insinuate you don't know the greatest mind in the field of science? Oh, alright. I'll educate you.
Prof. Egghead is a short-tempered, unhinged, highly-intelligent egg-shaped humanoid creature with a god complex. The physical characteristics that define him the most aside from his attitude and his oval form are his very tired yellow eyes, sharp (also yellow) teeth, red bowtie and his staple dirty lab coat covered in all sorts of chemical remains and brains.
He has studied as a science academic (we can safely assume that, aside from the kinds of science humans have developed, he also has studied something eldritch/unspeakable/not exactly taught in human culture, given the kind of insanity he gets up to in Mike J. Langer's episodes) for 17 years and he is always busy with his work. When he is not, he's just lonely because his intense, aggressive personality and overinflated egocentrism make him intolerable to be around. Because of this, he often forces people to be in his company and he will not stop until he gets what he wants.
The professor possesses many other ah, 'otherwordly' abilities other than his sharp genius, such as bending reality itself. He can manifest into your reality or bring you into his own (it currently being either his sit-com VHS show or his Metaverse world), it seems he can manipulate human technology to work in his favor and open a sort of portal into his world to drag people into. He also possesses superhuman strenght(despite his 3'9 stature and body-shape, he is completely capable of lifting a grown human with one hand or shove aside heavy objects larger than him) and high durality (if he is hit on his body, he won't get a scratch since his eggshell is very sturdy). Cartoon logic is also a thing that occurs with the professor, especially in regards to his trusty colorful mallet- a weapon he keeps tucked somehow in his lab coat, and optionally uses to bash in the skulls of people who upset him... or people who have seen too much.
.:TAG DUMP:.
IC TAG: ' the greatest mind in the field of science! ' ( ic. )
AESTHETICS: science is suffering! ( aesthetic )
MUN'S ART: the philosopher king ( mun art )
MUN'S WRITING (INDEPENDENT WRITING/NOT A THREAD CONTINUATION): ' I demand my suffering be comprehended! ' ( mun writing )
FANART/NOT MUN'S ART: tribute to the professor ( fanart )
HEADCANONS: about the good professor ( headcanons )
MEMES/SHITPOSTS: no eggs left in the basket ( crack )
OOC: the professor is busy with his sitcom show ( ooc )
ABOUT THE BLOG/TAGS: scrambled science notes ( info/taglist )
PROMOS: spread the word of the good professor ( promo )
SIDE-MUSES: scientific helpers ( egg minions ) ; filth incarnate ( sex sphynx ) ; TBA (?)
