"How to make them notice your lips in not an obvious way (and not so much)... with Elvis Presley"
I thought about this little guide to men on how to be appealing to females based on Elvis' mannerisms, one of my favorites is the lips play. This post is mostly just a fun way to bring up this topic again, I confess, just because I love studying our man. I had fun writing this as if it was Elvis himself writing. I hope I did him justice, but keep in mind that's just a female fan's observations. Hope you like it. ;)
Hey, friends. I'm Elvis Presley. I'm here to tell ya a bit about how to tease females using your lips, at least with all I learned through the years. Let's see if I can help ya level up your game, shall we?
That's the golden rule to charm all the ladies. "A smile can go a long way," they say. Man, I used to think not smiling, in the early days of my career, would make me look like a menace - more appealing to girls - and it kinda works too, but then I noticed them screaming their lungs out when I flashed a smile at them, so I got damn good in smiling too. Well, first of all, you must have different kinds of smiles. I dig grins and smirks, but here's the secret: try a boyish smile once in a while. Give them your best cheesy smile and make them go all giggling. Making a girl laugh captivates them real fast, man, and you can use your smile for that too. Amazing how simple it is, isn't it? Oh, the pleasure of seeing females all ages look at me like they wanted to take me home and baby me, man! I swear, looking innocent yet teasing was my thing, so my tip here is: don't try to act manly and strong all of the time. You have to know when to look like a damn little baby boy too. Females love cute stuff... it's the same with stuffed animals, panda bears, little kittens and… men. I guess. Besides, when you look boyish, I guess it appeals to most females' natural motherly sides... it makes them feel like you need their protection and care. That's a damn good tactic if you want a girl thinking 'bout ya for a long, long time - but don't do it too much or you'll look goddamn silly. The preferable thing is going with the devilish smirks, like you're trying to tell them something without saying a word... and for this you need to look them right in the eyes, making them feel that smile is just for them. I mastered this.
I used to pout for no reason, for pictures, just for the fun of it. I guess it made them feel as if my lips were available, know what I mean? Kinda as if I was offering it to them. Even when I was performing onstage, I pouted. I tell ya, they'll look at your lips for a long time after this. It fits to the category of "looking damn cute" too. There's ways and ways of pouting, but you gotta try this one, really.
The point is to drag attention to your lips, okay? That's the easy way. If you're just too shy, you can just bite your nails or even just lean against your palm, curl your fingers and let your knuckles touch your lips. I mean, it's meant to be sexy but you might look bored, or worse - uninterested, if you don't do it right, so keep in mind you combine that with bedroom eyes - bedroom yes, man! Or you can just point at your lips too, hahaha… pal, just do it, don't overthink it. If your feeling frisky, per say, you can be intentional - brush your fingers on your lips, the upper one or the bottom one, it doesn't matter, even both actually, pick your poison. Oh, I love this next one... Tug the bottom lip, nonchalantly, as you speak. That's sexy and dominant, it shows you're the star of the show and that you're confident, plus you'll look kinda pensive, both things drive girls insane - sexy, intelligent man. Just make sure, before dragging any attention to your lips, that they look luscious, plush and soft. One of my girls compared my lips to marshmallows - that's a goddamn nice compliment, I'll tell ya! Your lips have to look inviting and feel even better for the lucky girl (or girls) who you will allow to have a little taste. Take my case as a goal, if you will. I'm known, among other things, for being a damn good kisser - girls always compliment the feel of my lips. One of them said after kissing me it's all downhill. Oh, boy... I'm just bragging now. Anyway, keep that in mind and hydrate your lips before dragging any attention to them, alright?
#4. TAKE A DEEP BREATH THROUGH YOUR MOUTH AND LOOK AT THE SKY (OR CEILING, ANYWAY...)
The star here ain't actually the lips. Breathing in and showing your throat will give them a good view of your neck... some girls (I don't know if all of them, maybe so) go crazy watching the adam's apple bobbing, for any reason. If you close your eyes as you breathe in, like I did sometimes, well, I promise ya they'll be having naughty thoughts 'bout you. You'll kind look like you're panting, and you know what that makes them think about, right? I'll tell you exactly how I did this, alright? I used to take a long intake of air through my mouth when I needed fresh air, mostly while live performing or before answering questions in press conferences. That's the least impressionable of all my tips, I think, and honestly I guess not even I realized I did that often, but some of my fans go crazy over this little nothing here, so I figured I should let you know. I should add to this one tip an important advice: You have to make sure your breath is always fresh and your teeth are clean (and that you have all of them). Don't you breath in or out through your mouth close to any female - or smile - if you don't have a nice dental hygiene, man. Brush your teeth religiously, chew mint gum often too, it'll help... and always, always visit your preference dentist's office, man, otherwise not even the first tip will work good for ya. I'm not here for any miracles, man.
#5. SHOW YOUR GODDAMN TONGUE
Just moisturizing your lips, you know... but that's not quite the goal. You can do it slowly and teasingly. It depends on your mood, really, but show your tongue. Stick your tongue out while you smile, while you're thinking, anytime. I used to even brush my front teeth with my tongue before smiling, don't know why but I looked damn good. I used that tongue of mine in so many different ways, I'll tell ya! Hey, you gotta use your assets on your favor, man. Don't be shy. Once they're seeing your tongue, they'll be imagining what else you can do with it, so my additional tip on this is: make sure you curl that tongue, alright? Don't make it look plain stiff. See what happens. ;)
Extra tip: BITE YOUR LIPS
I don't have to say much about this, do I? In the end, take my tips and use them all, over and over again. Consistency is the key, man. Before you know it, if you're doing it right and you're as goddamn attractive as I am, you'll be the sexiest sonofabitch they've ever seen (at least in person). It worked for me.
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