Wesker

I hate to say this, but... no outwards reaction IF you just show up wearing one. If you're purposely trying to taunt him with it, then it's a different story

Like we all saw what Excella was wearing and he didn't even blink. He honestly doesn't care what you wear, and might make an idle comment that you look nice, but he's not going crazy or anything. Though, you might notice he prefers to walk behind you when you dress like that- surely just a coincidence, yes?

Alternatively, if you're purposely trying to get under his skin by wearing one, he's all over you

Especially if you surprise him with it when he gets home from work

He really likes running his hands under the skirt to squeeze your thighs.... (+ if you sit in his lap you'll be out of commision for a few days)

Anyways, before I get carried away-

He likes it so much when you're trying to get a rise out of him because it feeds into his ego. Otherwise, he might get a little distracted by your thighs, but nothing major

Leon (RE4)

Save him. Good lord

He's not sure if you're trying to initiate something or if you're just wearing a shorter than usual skirt, so he tries to figure out the line between sweet and flirty, but he fumbles last minute, and just ends up going "You, uh... look nice..."

Flirt with him while you're wearing it and it might kill him

He's no blushing virgin, so if you're flirting with him he'll follow suit, but internally he's dying because holy shit you look so fucking hot-

He finds his groove quickly regardless of if you're wearing it for him, or if you're just wearing it to look cute. He'll match your energy regarding it, but no matter up you'll probably end up with some lingering touches on your hips and waist

Oh, and if you're wearing it for him, match it with heels and a low cut top :)

Chris

You get about a minute of ChrisR.exe has stopped working The first time he sees you in a mini skirt

The time on that goes down the more he sees you in them, but he always does get this look in his eyes, even for just a second, where it seems like his brain shorted on him

After he gets over that though, his reactions in public and in private are very different

Public: He's unlikely to say anything, but he'll be extra protective/jealous. Any guy who even breathes in your direction is getting snapped at

Private: ...😳

Jake

He's insufferable. He gets unbelievably flirty and cocky about it

"All this for me?" Whether he's right or not, he's gonna think you wore it for him

If you wanna watch his brain shut off due to lack of blood flow, wear fishnets with said skirt

Gets mildly upset if you wear them in public

"Guys are gonna stare at your ass!" -Guy staring at your ass

LEON KENNEDY

𖥔 uses words like dealio instead of deal in his text messages (cringe)

𖥔 most of the time replies back with nonsense just to keep the conversation going and you don’t know how to reply, but you do anyway, because you want to keep it going as well but rereading it hurts

𖥔 tries to be cool and thinks too hard making up jokes (that land 3 times out of 10) and it makes you put the phone down and rethink life, word play in every other message (was cute… for the first 2 weeks max)

𖥔 sends you random pictures and then types the message for 4 minutes for it to be just a 1-2 word description of what you can already see in the picture (???)

𖥔 sometimes deletes messages if you don’t respond fast enough and if you ask him what it was says “nothing”

𖥔 replies to your long messages with “huh?” and starts typing so you wait for an answer and then he just never sends anything else

CARLOS OLIVEIRA

𖥔 makes awful spelling mistakes, but takes time to reply properly

𖥔 autocorrection is his biggest enemy

𖥔 if you send him a string of messages, he replies to every single message separately and then sums it up in one message afterwards

𖥔 always pulls a “but hey, you’ve got me” bs if you try to vent

𖥔 texts you “Be safe!” every time you go out

𖥔 supports you going out and having fun, but will text you “how’s the evening going?” like 2 hours in… and even if you say that you’re doing great will text a “do you need me to come pick you up?” which means he wants you home and it ruins your mood for the rest of the night lowkey

ALBERT WESKER

𖥔 has two moods:

① will answer “Ok.” and “Call me.” only

② will send paragraphs of something unhinged at 2am, using big words and proper grammar, talking about his ideas and worldview out of the blue, sounding like 14 y/o in youtube comments, and if you happen to be sleep and not see them the second they arrive, will delete them in the morning (thank god)

𖥔 gets irritated if you send him any links and will not listen to voice notes

𖥔 some days when he secretly misses you will listen to some of the unopened voice notes and then you will be randomly hit with him talking about something you mentioned in a voice note two months ago and you’re confused

CHRIS REDFIELD

𖥔 uses emojis

𖥔 like lots of emojis, always three in a row

𖥔 “😂😂😂”

𖥔 uses 😔 to show that he’s mad for some reason

𖥔 uses the sunglasses emoji every time he talks about wesker😎

𖥔 doesn’t leave any space between words and emojis btw

𖥔 finds facebook memes funny and u just have to reply back with 😂🤣 and die inside

𖥔 creates groupchats for every occasion and no one ever participates in those

𖥔 asks “who is that?” if you use a reaction picture

LUIS SERRA

𖥔 hates texting

𖥔 has a million excuses as to why he didn’t see your message (he did, but he thought he’d reply later and never did)

𖥔 will flatter you with bs like “i wanted to see your face when i say that/i wanted to hear your beautiful voice” when you confront him about not communicating something via texting

𖥔 doesn’t even feel bad about it

𖥔 will text you if he’s feeling freaky though and suddenly has all the time in the world for his phone

𖥔 will send voice messages where you can hardly hear what he’s saying and when you tell him you didn’t hear a thing, he doesn’t clarify

𖥔 sends you outfit checks with diabolical angles that make his legs look small and you’re forced to compliment it

JAKE MULLER

𖥔 surprisingly texts more than he talks

𖥔 is more genuine in his text messages

𖥔 will literally text you as you’re in the next room

𖥔 uses sweet nicknames in chats that he never has the guts to say out loud irl

𖥔 will type things like “my precious bunny” if you vent to him, but irl calls you “bro”

𖥔 you blocked him once mid argument and he texts you “did you block me again?” for years after

JACK KRAUSER

𖥔 corrects your grammar

𖥔 doesn’t use correct grammar himself

𖥔 insists you call him instead of texting if you accuse him of ignoring your text

𖥔 tells you not to call him if it’s not super urgent if you do call him

𖥔 has a rose emoji 🌹 next to your name in his contacts though and would have you as his lock screen if he knew how to do it

𖥔 checks your online status regularly and gets mad if you’re online and not responding, but never brings it up, just gets moody

WILLIAM BIRKIN

𖥔 emails you all bills and taxes bc he has no time to deal with it (you manage all the money anyway)

𖥔 also emails you links to research papers with no explanation

𖥔 uses your email address as a personal folder and will send you things he needs to access later so you don’t even bother to check them

𖥔 sometimes will leave tiny notes at the bottom but you wouldn’t know bc you never check them

𖥔 doesn’t have a personal smartphone, his shit has buttons and a green screen

(i can’t add more images so pretend it’s a divider)

PIERS NIVANS

𖥔 gets a pass, not annoying when texting