Mack Luster the Movie

So the tortoise beat the hare in a race. What place did Antonio's pubes come in?

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Mack Luster pajamas. Mack Luster doesn't wear any pajamas. #SleepNaked http://www.mackluster.com/

Mack's high school yearbook photo. Who else used to be a dork? #Chayos

The SS Luster. Sleeps 2.

Who else still has their GPKs? 

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I'm all up in your ass like cotton shorts on a chubby kid in P.E. class

Punched my way to China over the weekend. Good egg rolls. Watch out for big hole. - Mack 

Anyone up for a game of Beach Machete? I never lose. - Mack