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@machxna
Independent semi-selective BNHA roleplay Hero-inclined multi-muse
Blog update: I am consolidating my hero muses over here. As I’ve gathered up more muses, it’s been getting a bit hectic keeping them all organized and giving them the attention that they deserve.
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Independent semi-selective BNHA roleplay Hero-inclined multi-muse
Blog update: I am consolidating my hero muses over here. As I’ve gathered up more muses, it’s been getting a bit hectic keeping them all organized and giving them the attention that they deserve.
❄️! time for brotherly bonding
@cllassrep asked [from]
Tensei gasped, a hand coming up to dramatically clutch at his shoulder where the offending object struck. He fell to his knees in the snow, shaking with laughter only just suppressed.
"Betrayed, by my own flesh and blood!" He flopped over the rest of the way, caring not for the clothes that were now soaked to the bone. "Oh, who will run my agency now that I am indisposed?"
prompts for emotionally stunted idiots
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”
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send in “ stay where you are, i’m on my way. “ for the sender to go out of their way to find the receiver in the middle of the night and bring them home safely from a night out. ( this can be anything from a date gone wrong, to a party, to clubbing, a midnight investigation, ANYTHING! )
alternatively, send in “ hey… i know it’s really late, but i didn’t know who else to call… “ for the receiver to go out of their way to find the sender in the middle of the night, and bring them home safely from a night out.
( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’
‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm ? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the … bits . ’
‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole . ’
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
‘ you saved my life ! ’
‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
‘ you know , before you kill him , you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
@memoryrot asked [from]
❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞ // from toga uwu
“Well, good thing one of us knows what I’m trying to do, because I certainly don’t!” The hero let out a boisterous laugh. “I’ve been winging it this entire time.”
@falseherokiller asked [from]
“I’ve finally caught you.”
Tensei barely registered the voice, more concerned with why his bare face was pressed against the ground . . . where had his helmet gone? For the matter, where had the rest of his costume gone? His skin prickled at being exposed to the air, wholly undressed for it in just his undershirt and sweats. Every inch of his his muscles burned fiercely, and his head pounded something awful.
Actually, the cool ground felt rather soothing to his poor head, he had to admit with nearly a laugh. The sound came out more as a groan than an expression of humor, and Tensei realized he best at least respond to the voice coming from somewhere above.
“I wasn’t aware there was anyone trying to.”
truexman:
Naomasa blinked his eyes open at the sound of Tensei’s voice, head heavily leaning to the side, finding it too hard to keep it up. He went to move and immediately decided that was a bad idea because his head was not the only thing hurting and that caused him to let out a painful wheeze.
“I feel like I got hit by a truck–”
“Close enough to it,” Tensei murmured, helmet resting in one arm as he gently pushed the detective back down with the other. That wheeze definitely did not sound good, nor the fact that the man was barely conscious when he’d pushed aside enough rubble to get to him. “Having a building collapse on you may actually be worse, all things considered. You really shouldn’t be trying to move around too much.”
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r18plusultra:
@machxna // shippy starter
❝ Tensei! Heeey, I got you something. ❞ Nemuri popped up behind him, setting down the box in front of him. It was a care package, as a sort of thanks for both putting up with her bullshit and for getting through all he did.
Tensei beamed, turning the box around experimentally as if he could look through it and see its contents. “You didn’t have to do this,” he insisted, even if clearly he could not be happier. His cheeks even began to turn an involuntary shade of pink at the sudden attention, and he ducked his head down quickly to avoid drawing any more attention to that. His voice took on an unbelievably soft tone as he began to open the gift, “But it’s very sweet.”
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Miku blinked, taking a moment to process just exactly what was going on. “Good morn-*yawn*-ing.” They tried to keep their eyes open and bright- they did want to be there! “I am Miku! It’s nice to meet you.” They said, attempting to sound more alive. “Sorry I am… not completely awake yet.” They murmured, embarrassed about just how late they stayed up the night before.
Tensei laughed good-naturedly at the yawn, gesturing around them. “Welcome to Team Idaten! I’m Tensei Iida, though you probably know me better as Ingenium.” Some people tended to be surprised by that, unused to seeing him outside of his costume . . . take that away and put him in a business suit, and he may as well be a different person entirely. “I figured we’d start with a tour. What do you know about what we do here?”
r18plusultra:
❝ Thanks, Tensei… I’m glad you’re not disappointed in me. ❞ She sighed quietly. ❝ I do like teaching, though. I’ll have to figure out something else. ❞ She crosses her arms a bit. ❝ Though, I know a lot of people who aren’t heroes will probably be upset with me… Not that I can do much about it though. ❞
“Don’t let them get to you. Hizashi and I would be more than willing to fight anyone that tries to harass you over it. We could probably wrangle Shota into it, too.” His smile was back as quickly as it had gone, half teasing and half serious over the offer. There was, however, still a sadness behind his eyes that would be much slower to lift. “In all seriousness, you have to choose what’s best for you, no matter what anyone else will say.”
“Got any plans yet for what you’d do after?”
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r18plusultra:
❝ Maybe I’m just going through a midlife crisis or something, but, i don’t want to risk my life anymore. I just want to live a normal life. I’ve nearly died too many times, and… ❞ She pauses, looking down. ❝ The more I think about it and the longer I work at UA… I realize that if I keep going, I might end up dead like Oboro did… and I don’t want that. I want to live longer than the age of 35…❞ She sighed quietly. ❝I know it’d let some people down, but I’ve been way too stressed to keep doing this. ❞
He had a visceral reaction to that name, unable to prevent the instinctual flinch. Even after all these years, it felt like a punch to the gut any time one of them mentioned their fallen friend. It never got any easier, they only got better at continuing on with their lives in spite of it. And how would we ever continue on if another one of us met the same gruesome fate?
Tensei understood all too well how she felt, and it was a thought even he had difficulty repressing some days. At one point or another, he’d be forced to properly confront it . . . but it just couldn’t be now. “You have to do what’s best for you. If it’s stressing you out and you’re not happy, then don’t keep doing this to yourself. You know you’ve got support no matter what.”
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Tomoko knocked on the door before peeking in, beaming instantly when she saw the other. She had slipped into the room and smiled happily “Tensei!”. The former pro had started to bond with the male shortly after she recovered from losing her quirk.
She came to him after awhile, knowing out of anyone he would know the most how it felt to lose something they strived to be, something they worked so hard to do, and now? watching people they care about move forward and all they can really do is watch.
She shoved these feelings down as she made her way over, practically bouncing “soooo did you get the job? are you gonna be a teacher! I think you would make a fine teacher!”
Tensei startled slightly at the knock, especially when it was followed up immediately by a joyful shout of his name. After recovering from nearly dropping his phone (his quick reflexes clearly remained the same), he smiled warmly at the visitor. “Yes! I should have known Nezu would manage to snatch me up eventually.” The eccentric principal had come asking before, but he’d already had his hands full most days with running his agency. Things were different, now, and Tensei figured that the new job could do him some good.
If I can’t be a pro anymore, at least I can help prepare the next generation of them.
“I appreciate the vote of confidence, the idea of it is a bit nerve-wracking. I’ve never formally taught a class before.” He’d had plenty of interns, helped out his dozens of sidekicks, and supported Tenya, of course. But to be up in front of a whole room and present a lesson? It would be a learning experience for him as well.
