Machu Picchu

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care

*jumps to the worst possible conclusion* parkour

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

i would get married solely for the dress and the attention 

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

whats that feel when no bf

relief

Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately

In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”

THANK YOU

Nicole is going to steal your fucking organs