Narrator V2 AU

{...Is that even a question? We obviously like our own plushies.}

[The only thing I like about the V2 plushie is the fact that I can rip its arm and sew it onto me plushie.]

{Hey! Don't do that!}

[And why shouldn't I?]

{Because that's just rude. Besides, you can't see and you also lack the fine motor skills to do crafty stuff. Unlike me.}

[Look who's being rude now.]

{How do you even have these??? I mean sure, I was made marketable because well... since I was originally going to be mass-produced and sold. And they wanted to promote me. But V1?!!!??? WHY WOULD THEY MAKE PLUSHIES OF V1.}

{I would've done that if I had full access to the entirety of V1's systems. But I only have access to V1's visual inputs, MY Whiplash, and communication systems.}

{For the first question, not everything. I'm so far only able to feel what V1 feels through the Whiplash only. If that part gets hit, then I'd feel the pain.}

{And as for the second question. Again, I don't exactly feel the fast blood absorbtion since I can't feel what V1 feels on their chassis.}

[But if you want to know how it feels. It feels like sweating, in reverse.]

{That… doesn't really help.}

{There's a hookpoint you can hook the Whiplash to slightly to the left... Almost... There.}

[Weeeeeee]

{Oh. That actually worked.}

[You didn't knew how this worked???]

{Look V1, my body is heavier and bulkier than yours so the Whiplash didn't have enough power to pull me. It would rather pull enemies towards me.}

[Fatty.]

{Guess what idiot.}

[HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.]

{Correction: I'm inside your systems now. You really thought I'd be dumb to just throw myself directly at you and expect to come out unscathed?}

[I mean- You were acting all high and mighty. So yeah.]

{Shut up. Anyways, the point is. By attaching the Whiplash to yourself, you basically injected yourself with my backup files. And I hijacked your visual inputs and wired it to myself. An eye for an e-... Wait no. Actually, MY WHOLE FUCKING BODY FOR AN EYE. You should be glad I'm not trying to completely take over you.}

[You know that you just lowered the chances of survival for both of us by a significant percentage?]

{Yes. But honestly, fuck you.}

[Hah! You'd wish.]

{What?}

[Nothin'.]