♡

…he went sleeveless…with this shirt…

I don’t know why i find this so appealing…BUT GOD DAMN.

Do you guys think James wears those squishy little inserts in his cowboy boots so they are comfier for his old man joints? I like to think he does. Also those compression things on his knees

He is probably the type of old man who also enjoys a handful of nuts that he walks around with and occasionally randomly shakes and might offer you a single cashew

He probably keeps a tin of mints in his pocket. Or more realistically for him a thing of ZYN

And we already know he's the type of guy who carries a pocket knife with him everywhere. You can literally see it in certain photos 😭

Proof:

I like how he always has it in the same place

And I would not be surprised if he carries a hand gun with him when he's out and about in his home state dude breaths and bleeds red white and blue LMFAO

That belly......

⊹₊ Papa Het ⊹₊

#Your fiancé just left you for your former bestie, you just saw the dead body of said best friend's sister, that sister turned a guy whom you convinced to date her out of pity into a tin man and now some random southern girl is singing about tornados