Prime Minister of Swallend

hiya! Welcome to our self absorbed train wreck! (yap-o-metre: high)

[MINOR] we're a bundle o' American idiots (not a reference) all trapped together in a fleshy meat bag called a "body". We are very bad at most social interactions that actually mean anything to us, ie. if we care about you interactions might get pretty awkward, but if we don't we're pretty good at faking "normal" (only slightly eccentic). we're also queer but in a flavor we're not sure about (all of our crushes have been guys but it's moar complicated than that). Oh yeayh we're neurodivergent too

We like aviation, rocketry, in general anything that isn't touching the ground exert for steam trains, tanks, and race cars! We prefer movies over music but our limited attention span means we usually listen to moar music than watching tv. Readings also a thing we Really enjoy sometimes and hate other times (don't ask when or why, we don't know either ._.). Video games too! parentheses too, apparently (can you tell we're making this up as we go along?)

Bands/People we listen to:

David Bowie

MCR

Queen

The Beatles

lots of 80's 90's music and video game ost's!

Fav Movie as of 2-9-26: Inception

Fav Show as of 2-9-26: House MD (it's vicodin o'clock!)

Fav Video Game as of 2-9-26: War Thunder (the grind never stops)

oh yeayh, anyone/body/thing who actually decides to interact with us for some reason can call us uhm, hmm,,,, Loann (we have to be careful not to use a name we might want irl)

our pronouns are he/they (for most of us, but don't worry about differentiation (considering making a fem blog and a masc blog to solve this issue)) oh our gender, forgot abt at, um,, male

Creatures/peoples/entity's we know (well (we think)):

@ari-at-all irl @gremlinz-yapz irl

list of people/creatures in head (moar for us than anyone else)

Loann (he/him): wants to join the Air Force, upsets easy, has biggest plans for us

Twink (they/them): sometimes a furry. easy to offend, motto is I do not care, usually the one that gets us in trouble

Kreature (any, pref. he/him): fox. in relationship

Cassandra (he/they): eats a lot (way too much) matriarchal figure, super defensive

Glados (it/its): I am not your friend, I am here to mop up after someone else makes a mistake. You will know when you are talking to me. While talking to me I ask that you refrain from saying anything affectionate, as that may cause the others to be let out of the rubber room. I am the only one with the keys.

Aleah (she/her), shark, definitely ace, maybe aro

Walter Whites dead body: plays baby blue on repeat (not sure if sentient)

Cassandra's dead body: from the incident (not sure if sentient)

Mute (he/she) non-verbal, suicidal thanks to horrible first front experience (may be interject of mute from r6s)

boundaries:

None! Do we have any? Do we expect you(s) to have any? Do we want anybody's/things/ones to have any? No

tags we use (edited as we make moar)

#the numbers mason: our semi-cryptic number posting tag feel free to block it! (Can you block tags?)

#and zats how we lost our medical license!: vents

#thanks for the fish: reblogs