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          He shrugs again. “I think you’re reading too much into it. She’s a kid with a wild imagination. If anything, she probably sees the girls with another hero and pictures them getting married or something.” Given that Blossom had once crushed hard on Captain America, it probably isn’t out of the question that she might still have heart eyes for him. And with Momo being incredibly perceptive she probably had just picked up on it.

<< @mckcjcnc​ asked >>  “i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.” (is this moko…..having a CONSCIENCE?!)

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          They had been lying in silence atop the observatory, the stars shining above them a peaceful distraction from the chaos of the city far below them. Mojo turns his head to look at her for a moment. “I used to think the same way,” he says, a hand finding her’s in the dark. “For a long time I don’t think I ever even knew what happy even was. I was convinced that life for me would only ever be pain and misery and failure, that there was something inherently wrong with me that made it so I was incapable of happiness. But then I met you, and something felt different. I felt like maybe, just maybe, I was wrong about everything.” He squeezes her hand. “If there’s even a chance that I might deserve to be happy, then you definitely deserve it.”

         dipper has to fuckin’ blink to make sure he heard that right. “uh, sure, dude. but i think i’m capable of making my own judgments.” he answers with an undignified huff as he crosses his arms over his chest. sizing the woman in front of him up doesn’t take much, thanks to genetics on his grunkle’s side of the family, he had gotten tall. not taller than most but definitely taller than her. he doesn’t appreciate having someone talk about his friends like this, but he also does realize he doesn’t have the whole picture. “but don’t badmouth buttercup, she’s a hell of a lot but she’s still my friend.” he has absolutely no clue whether or not his voice sounds threatening but at least his words are earnest. and sometimes, that scares people the most. 

          He turns fully toward her, eyes not leaving hers. “I could never be mad at you,” he says, taking one of her hands between both of his. “Just tell me.”

          He should have just let her walk off home. He really should have. But she’d been ready to start walking on her own instead of being left behind by his choice. He couldn’t just let her win like that. Not again. “You don’t get to go gaslighting and then walk away like this whole thing is over,” he snaps. “Even if that is the one thing you’re good at.”

her hands are on her hips, her eyes are narrowed, but she takes no steps closer to him. they were done, there was nothing more to say, what else could he possibly want to wrench from her today? he’d opened her eyes about maureen, he’d shoved his better life, her better life, in her face. she was choosing to walk away than be stuck in a car with him after he’s pushed her around and now he’s claiming she’d gaslighted him. what the fuck was in his coffee? “when did i ever make you question your own sanity?” she snaps. she’s good at leaving and she won’t argue with him on it when they both know it true, but she’d never tried to make him question whether he was sane or not.

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       princess loves hearing the word yes– especially if it’s related to a scheme. she does have to admit she does not have the same knack for ruining the puffs days as she used to but she is, however, still a jealous girl. she wanted power and control and even if she had to resort to petty means, then let that be that. “here you go,” princess says, a wickedness to her features curled at her lips as she hands crisp, freshly out of the atm dollar bills into moko’s hands, an amount she didn’t even bother to count but more than likely is more than she actually needed. “if you can somehow get it to be on national tv, i’ll give you extra. hell, i’ll even throw a car if you wanted to.”

               buttercup isn’t thrilled with the idea of keeping mj with some fragile humans, grandparents or not. not that she’s going to be the one to suggest a different arrangement. they’d talked this all out before, obviously. they rarely had a plan before entering a situation, but this isn’t exactly something they can assess as they go. none of them are playing with mj’s life, even if her father will. correction: even if mj’s father is too fucking stupid to realize that he IS. 

               bubbles had suggested letting michelle and mj live with them, but that idea had been shot down within three seconds. none of them have any qualms about allowing mj, of course. it was michelle. mj could sleep in their rooms, or they could set up the den again for bedroom use. but the idea of having michelle anywhere near their home made buttercup see green. blossom didn’t like how much access michelle might have. while the woman isn’t a utonium genius, she isn’t DUMB, and there’s a lot of the professor’s notes and blossom’s own paperwork that michelle could get ahold of. they’d eventually decided on two plans: a, letting mj stay at their house, if michelle was smart enough to see that having three superpowered aunts nearby was her best bet, and b, adding wherever they decided to stay to the nightly patrol. adding SEVERAL patrols if needed. 

               “she can stay with us as long as she wants.” the fact that jojo would get PISSY about mj spending time with the professor is just a wonderful bonus. “we can talk about visitation later.” as if, after choosing to spend the rest of his life with the literal, actual devil, jojo was in any state of mind to be seeing his daughter unsupervised. obviously his judgement has NEVER been sound, but this is fucked. him’s a jealous creature. they won’t have any qualms about adjusting jojo’s family to better suit their needs. buttercup doesn’t give a fuck what bullshit jojo weaves together about trusting him. buttercup doesn’t trust him as far as she can throw them. 

moko nods, already starting a mental list of what needed taken care of tonight and what could wait until morning. her parents would doubtlessly take them in, even if only until they could find their own footing. she hated to crash in on them, but they loved her and momo (and mojo) to absolute pieces.

she smiles, genuinely and truly, at buttercup. “thank you. i don’t know how i’d handle this if you girls weren’t here.” she hasn’t grown too close to the girls in the passing years, but imagining this scenario without them breaks her heart. the idea of having to explain this to momo on her own breaks her heart.

Muse name: Michelle Aria Janish Least Favorite Nickname: In some verses, don’t call her Moko Jono after she’s left Mojo. She’s not a fan of most shortened forms of her first name either, but you will not get away with calling “Mishy”  Least Favorite Season: She surprisingly isn’t big on fall. Least Favorite - Hot or Cold: Cold Least Favorite Holiday: She isn’t big on holidays in general, seeing as they weren’t a big deal when she was growing up. She really doesn’t see the point of St. Patrick’s Day or the smaller holidays. Least Favorite Food: Anything she can’t easily cook. Probably raw veggies, she ate a lot of cheap veggies as a kid but at least they were always cooked. Least Favorite Flavor: She has a decent sweet-tooth, but it has it’s limits, also anything bitter. Least Favorite Drink: Hot coffee. She only likes it iced. Least Favorite Scent: motor oil Least Favorite Sound: Her ears are sensitive to sound, so loud and piercing or off-key notes are very unappreciated. Least Favorite TV show: Anything Bachelor-esque. All other reality shows get a pass if nothing else is on. Least Favorite Area of School: She wasn’t (and isn’t) very good at advanced mathematics. Least Favorite Aspect of their Jobs: If she had to pick one it’s definitely her likelihood to grow attached to her marks. Least Favorite in Others: People who are sticklers for the rules to the point of ruining her fun. Least Favorite Place: In some verses, Townsville, and further, the observatory. In others, still Townsville, though for other reasons. Least Favorite Thing to Talk About: Herself, at all. Over the years there have been so many lies weaved with truth she wouldn’t know where to begin. Least Favorite thing about Themselves: She isn’t fond of how soft she can be, both in standing up for herself (as she’s flight over fight) and to marks. She wishes she were more ruthless. Least Favorite Daily Chore: Cooking Least Favorite Type of Clothing: Anything too baggy or too tight. She likes a good fit. Except in sweatshirts, those can be oversized. Least Favorite Superpower: She hates laser-vision almost on principle. Least Favorite Thing About Being In Love: How vulnerable she feels and becomes. Least Favorite Thing About Death: That it’s the end of everything.

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LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE

NAME -  michelle “moko jono” janish EYE COLOUR -  brown HAIR STYLE / COLOUR - brown, with highlights. long for the most part. in main verse she cuts it of to a bob when leaves maureen with mojo HEIGHT -  5′2″ CLOTHING STYLE - casual, very inconspicuous. she likes neutral colors but especially white. BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE - her hands

LAYER TWO : THE INSIDE

FEARS -  abandonment, commitment, small spaces, fire/burning GUILTY PLEASURE -  trashy romance novels and reality tv, she lives for the drama BIGGEST PET PEEVE -  people looking down on/pitying her, people who can’t keep up with her AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE - to get an even-footing with mojo and be able to be in her daughter’s life. she’d also like to continue travelling when momo is “out of the house”.

LAYER THREE : THOUGHTS

FIRST THOUGHTS UPON WAKING UP: she goes over what needs done for the day and makes a mental list, but that’s as structured as she keeps her life. she’s all about seeing where life and opportunities take you. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MOST:  probably petty crimes she wants to commit. WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED: probably has nightly phone calls with momo once she’s established in her life again and makes a mental list of what petty crimes she still needs to commit without getting caught. WHAT YOUR BEST QUALITY IS:  her easy-going attitude towards life and her ability to talk her way out of almost anything.

LAYER FOUR : WHAT’S BETTER ?

SINGLE OR GROUP DATES -  single. less people to witness her crimes. plus it’s easier to get to know someone one-on-one if she’s actually looking for a date. TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED - she’ll tell you she needs neither but she desperately wants to be both. it’s why there’s a verse where she keeps momo. because a baby will always love her. she’s actually a good mom fyi. BEAUTY OR BRAINS - she needs both for her work tbh. DOGS OR CATS -  moko is probably a dog person who also likes cats.

LAYER FIVE : DO YOU…

LIE - as a job. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF - whole-heartedly. (most of the time) BELIEVE IN LOVE - rarely WANT SOMEONE -  no. desperately.

LAYER SIX : EVER BEEN …

BEEN ON STAGE:  no. DONE DRUGS: she’s probably smoked weed and cigarettes before. she drinks alcohol occasionally as well, usually wine. CHANGED WHO YOU WERE TO FIT IN:  only when she’s pulling a con, so usually. never out of a place of insecurity (or at least that’s what she tells herself), but to pull off her job.

LAYER SEVEN : FAVORITES

FAVOURITE COLOR - light gray FAVOURITE ANIMAL - finger monkeys FAVOURITE MOVIE - fifty shades of gray (to my utter disappointment) FAVOURITE GAME - she kicks ass at mario kart

LAYER EIGHT : AGE

DAY YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE - february 9th (oops i missed her bday) HOW OLD WILL YOU BE - verse dependent. AGE YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY - like fifteen to some guy she was hanging out with at the time. he was in her little group of delinquents. DOES AGE MATTER -  for the most part. she won’t date someone younger than her.

LAYER NINE : IN A PERSON

BEST PERSONALITY - she has a soft spot for the hardened-by-the-world types because she’s been there. petty criminals, too, because you should always have something in common with the people you like. BEST EYE COLOUR - hazel BEST HAIR COLOUR - no preference. BEST THING TO DO WITH A PARTNER - if she actually opens up to you about her upbringing that’s a huge thing for her.

LAYER TEN : FINISH THE SENTENCE