𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐀

we just want you to find our little girl.

jesus! don't do that, honey.

if i got killed, would i come back as a ghost and get stuck in the house?

what are you saying?

some people believe that when you die your soul goes to heaven.

i think the storm's gonna pass us.

we've been trying to hold ourselves together as a family.

you fool.

are you gonna do anything about this?

you know what happens when you overfeed goldfish? they grow up to be.. sharks!

try not to worry.

oh, god, i love it when you talk dirty.

who are all those people?

you are so obnoxious! you drive me nuts!

no one's going in the kitchen till i know what's happening.

stifle it.

you bastard! she's just a baby!

i'm afraid of the light!

you don't have to live in the valley anymore.

i want pepperoni pizza.

we got a good football game going on here.

aren't you feeling any better?

honey, please, just tell her.

i don't care what you're watching.

don't touch me.

i feel a little hung over, like i've been asleep for a few days.

i got beat up once by three kids.

you know, once i slept-walked four blocks and i fell asleep in the back of this guy's car.

i just don't want to stay here!

a mosquito ever suck on you, son?

who the hell is this guy?

you should sit down.

breathe, honey, breathe.

we don't go in the room anymore.

those mosquitoes are something else, they're really chowing down.

no, don't touch my babies!

i want you to answer me!

it's an old tree, it's been around here a long time.

can you see me?

talk louder. i can't hear you.

when you dive off, it's like freefalling, okay?

oh, what a day.

how many disturbances have you recorded in the room?

i've told you guys to push your chairs in when you're done at the table.

she's gonna be all right.

jesus, you look like shit.

i've never sensed anything like it.

you know something? i think you're right.

when it rots, can we dig it up and see the bones?

what happened?

what the hell is this?

you're gonna give me whiplash looking up at you.

please answer me, baby.

i love you.

good night, angel.

i should warn you that we keep the room locked off from the rest of the house.

so we're leaving tonight for sure?

tell her to stay away from the light.

honey! come here! quick!

it's like another side of nature, a side we're not qualified to understand.

the storm's coming closer.

this is not good for you.

you got bit?

either i'm dead or i'm crazy.

don't scratch them. you'll infect them.

come and get it.

come here, honey.. and give me your hand.

come on, i'll show you the den.

i hate you for this.

that was lovely. lovely, honey.

i know what you're thinking, but you must take my word for it.

feel like going for a little ride?

i have this neighbor and he built a jacuzzi in his bedroom.

i just don't like trick answers.

so much rage, so much betrayal..

it knows too much already.

hauntings can go on for years.

i'm absolutely terrified.

i've never been bothered by them.

your hands were shaking about a mile a minute.

you'll be asleep by the time it gets here, if you hurry.

no one's been sleeping much.

did you do this?

i'm really embarrassed.

sweet-pea, it's daddy. come on, honey.

give me your hand!

i'm not gonna bite you.

you know, you were very funny.

i can't tell one house from the other.

no, i'm not kidding.

something took a bite out of me.

don't argue with mommy. come on.

now let's go get your daughter.

we were wondering if maybe you had experienced any disturbances lately.

we worked so hard for this.

are you happy here?

you know, we have a saying around here, the grass grows greener on every side.

hauntings don't usually revolve around living people.

i can't hear you!

honey, you're overfeeding them.

are you telling me that all of this could just suddenly end at any time?

honey, you're gonna ruin your eyes.

now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul to keep.

as far as i know, nobody in my family's ever been affected by them.

what do you look like?

you must do what i say.

i'm not gonna leave anybody in this house alone.

look at this, honey.

when you see the lightning, you count till you hear the thunder. if you can count higher each time, that means the storm's moving away from us.

maybe it's a way out!

in fact, i don't think i've ever been bitten by one.

would you like a glass for that?

you don't think it's kind of punk?

come on, let's just do this once.

they're so lonely. so alone.

we're missing the game!

how could anyone in the world have a problem on a day like this?

poltergeist disturbances are of fairly short duration.

it's all the things that we don't understand.

who's with you, baby?

my kids want to watch mister rogers.

lift up your shirt. let's have a look.

you moved the cemetery but you left the bodies, didn't you?

she doesn't seem to remember any of it.

this house has many hearts.

clear your minds, it knows what scares you.

it's a very wise old tree.

come on. come on. hop up.

i'm still weak. i've got the flu.

boy, did i feel like a fool.

just show a little mercy with that thing!

we haven't even gone to the police.

they took my lunch money.

honey, could you move the chair out of the way and just stay down there?

some people die, but they don't know that they've gone.

poltergeists are usually associated with an individual.

god, i was so embarrassed.

what the hell is going on?

can i take my goldfish to school?

there's a big storm headed this way.

give me this before you cut yourself.

that's the last thing in the world we want.

will you come on down out of the tree, please?

you sure make good coffee.

hauntings seem to be connected with an area, a house, usually.

i'm sorry, but i had to say it.

i'm gonna go get something to eat.

is everything okay?

you're a big barf bag!

they won't let you in.

listen, partner, maybe we ought to get some shuteye, okay?

maybe they didn't want to die, maybe they weren't ready.

i'd like to show you something.

come on, i've never spanked the children.

we'll go to pizza hut, okay?

can i get a goldfish now?

no, don't go in there!

i'm the one who should be embarrassed, being here with you nice people.

you were saying about poltergeists?

help her! can't you hear what's happening? help her!

it's like there's this tickling, you know, right in here, and it starts to pull you.

i can't hear her anymore.

this house is clean.

we'll spend the night downstairs.

whatever happened to you?

want to try it?

tell her if she doesn't answer you, she'll get a spanking.

i bet my life on this game!

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that's how i'll know that i've been sent to fucking hell.

to me, this is like a great moment in my life.

how many times have i been on the other end of that fucking phone?

did you rat me out?

say it to my face, if you're gonna do this.

sweet dreams, angel.

listen to me, you cocksucker, i'll eat your fucking balls for breakfast.

what's it look like i'm doing?

that's a beautiful thing.

let me talk to this fucking guy for a second.

i'm so disgusted with you, you know that?

we could be cops.

we ought to hijack an oil tanker, there's a lot of money in oil.

he could have got whacked out just for that, for your information.

you understand? i'd die with you.

you know what you did, pal.

i want my husband.

hey, i'm talking to you now.

you ain't got no fucking idea, my friend.

the whole society's going down the tubes.

my ex-wife lives in this building.

i don't want to have to come looking for you. you hear me?

you're getting senile.

you want me to help you out?

why don't you go to the bar and have a drink?

i'll be in the kitchen if you need me.

if he gets in touch with you, you have got to try to talk sense into him.

ain't no way you can say to me a lincoln is better than a cadillac.

i guess you didn't ever think of paying these guys off, did you?

who's that over there?

keep your nose clean, be a good earner, follow the rules, and who knows, maybe one day when they open the books, you get straightened out.

i didn't know that.

that's something i don't forget, something that i will never ever forget.

from now on, i'll deal out the cards,

why'd you pay for that drink? a wise guy never pays for a drink.

i said i knew him, i didn't say i fucked him.

this guy is going to fucking kill you.

get me the fuck out of here!

okay. i'm sorry. i gotta go back to sleep.

it's not even a debate, it's a better automobile!

who's this guy?

you think i hate you?

i spent all these years trying to be the good guy.

what makes you think we're wise guys?

i got to have three spritzers afterward just to calm down after i see her.

you vouch for this guy?

you're on my side because i say you're on my side.

what? i'm freezing here!

i'm gonna show you something, i want you to look at it very carefully, and then i want you to think very carefully about what you say to me.

got a girlfriend?

were you asleep?

i just shit in my pants, right?

you're not the only one out there risking your life, bud.

i'm freezing my balls off.

what do we got to be standing outside all day in the cold for?

don't get on your fucking high horse.

did you ever once ask yourself how i make it through my days?

honey, don't wait up for me tonight.

a lincoln is better. it's a better automobile.

bing-bada-boom, it's done.

i'll bet you $20 that you can't get through this entire meal without saying three words.

don't ask so many fucking questions.

how about if i fucking whack you right here and now?

this is life or death.

what the fuck am i gonna do with razor blades?

i'm out here, worried to my fucking death.

you want to check in with me tomorrow?

go home, you miserable bitch.

we're gonna have to wash your mouth out, bud.

i don't want to come down here and iron anything out.

that's for the fucking drinks, pal.

you love control, don't you?

he got me so fucking aggravated.

forget about it.

the bureau wants your autograph.

fuck you, it's not over. i'm not coming out.

i'm checking my lipstick.

you think i'm fucking stupid?

i was working. nothing i could do.

you understand what i'm saying?

it's a nice fucking bluff, huh?

i can get these real cheap and i got a guy who can move them.

you have no idea what you're talking about.

i ain't running from nothing.

one day, i'm gonna die.

i want a divorce.

the meek want to inherit the earth, they're gonna have to get in fucking line.

i'm known all over the fucking world.

where are you going? wait in the car.

want to tell me where we're going?

don't you fucking call me cocksucker.

you think i got a wire in my car?

he ain't got no fucking respect.

you think i don't know that?

go back to sleep. i'll call you tomorrow.

am i getting the silent treatment?

no man of mine is gonna be alone on christmas. come on in here.

i'm doing the best i can.

you'd better fucking kill me.

just give me half a second, would you?

in all the five boroughs, i'm known.

i tell you right now, we better start earning or somebody's gonna get clipped.

you stabbed the wrong guy in the back, my friend.

you're starting to repeat yourself.

you a cop?

you know what happens when you get there, don't you?

i know you. you don't say nothing unless there's a reason for it.

this is a fucking deformed creature from the black lagoon‘s claw i got here.

sometimes you don't make no fucking sense.

we got about two minutes to figure a way out of this thing.

what the fuck are you doing down there?

i live with that every day.

don't start this shit now.

what the fuck are you talking about?

give it back to me, okay?

just stand there and look dangerous, friend.

i did what you asked.

come on, give me a hand with this.

you're pissing up the wrong fucking tree.

i'll cut your fucking throat, understand?

you're not saying things that mean anything.

you belong to me now.

i'll take care of it.

are you kidding me?

i got bruises on my hands.

i want to eat sometime tonight.

i want to know what you're up to.

congratulations. come here.

do you know another man that vacuums? it's abnormal.

this job is eating me alive.

fuck you, i'm getting my own room.

you know what i did yesterday?

ask him why this place is such a fucking dump.

it's a misunderstanding.

he does look dangerous, don't he?

are you married?

could you spot me a couple hundred?

how else am i supposed to open this?

keep your eye out for your balls.

i never said you was a rat.

wow. look at this.

you know that i wouldn't do this to you if i didn't think you could handle it.

you're gonna walk out on me? you don't walk out on me, i walk out on you.

i don't got a family.

i need a steak, medium rare. couple bowls of chili, extra hot.

one of you has got to be wrong.

how am i supposed to know if you don't explain it?

i'll show you a fucking picture.

if i vouch for the guy, i could wind up dead.

you know i'm sorry.

the good news is my dick is now a popsicle.

quit riding the fucking brake.

he'll never know what hit him.

you don't make no fucking sense.

look how beautiful you look.

just go away. stay away.

i don't want to die.

there's got to be a snitch here.

you're here for my dad?

i'm sorry.

i wanted to be alone with you.

what kind of people are gonna take another man's property right off the street?

i don't even want to look at you.

ain't that something?

you looked at it for two seconds.

are you trying to get me killed with that fucking suit?

i'm telling you, i'm freezing to my fucking death.

what? you gonna leave me?

hey, i got a fucking black belt, pal.

why don't you just shut the fuck up?

he was a friend of mine. broad daylight. i can't believe it.

come on, i'm gonna get a candy bar.

what are you talking to him for?

a wise guy don't carry his money in a wallet.

i'll break your fucking head.

no, i didn't hear a fucking thing.

what's the big deal?

hey, pal, you want to see something?

you got to get rid of that mustache 'cause that's against the rules.

a lincoln's like driving a fucking water bed, for christ's sakes.

you took away your wife's ring?

why don't you give it to your wife?

a wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.

it's over.

i'm so tired.

wise guys? what are wise guys?

christ, i think i shit my pants.

what would i do without you?

did i say that? did i say you got a wire?

well, well, i've got to school you, my friend.

i pretend you're dead, that's how my life makes sense to me.

i got some things i got to take care of.

you're right. i misunderstood.

i'm not gonna do it anymore.

put the phone on your pillow, i want to listen to you breathe.

i was up here. i had a few things to care of.

don't you tell me what i know.

you never hear from the boss until he gets whacked and then your life gets turned around.

you know how fucking embarrassed i am?

what do you want me to do?

god, why do you hate me when i love you so much?

you keep your mouth shut about me.

how do you find anything in here?

since when does she have a boyfriend?

i didn't mean no disrespect.

that's a tiffany fucking diamond.

if you knew what i was doing today..

it's fucking cold. why is it so cold in here?

i don't want to be stepping on nobody's toes.

you're becoming like them, you know that?

if this is your family, then this is your family.

i came here to be with you.

what do you want me to say?

you don't talk until i talk to you.

whoa, you don't fucking call me that.

i'll blow his brains right there.

no, hold on. wait. i gave you the diamond.

a guy like you doesn't touch a made guy.

i'm getting fucking cancer over here.

you know what i'm saying?

he's a stand-up guy.

your father is so proud of you.

what happened to him? is he gonna be all right?

do what you're told.

seven days a week, i'm out there busting my ass, and this is the shit i come home to.

come on upstairs.

sorry ain't gonna do it.

the problem is that you think that he's helping you, but he's hurting you.

you, wait in the car.

when i introduce you, i'm gonna say, "this is a friend of mine." that means you're a connected guy.

come here. don't mess around with me.

jesus christ couldn't touch you, because i represent you.

a wise guy carries money in a roll, like this. see?

let me tell you something, i hope he crossed over.

you want to go embarrass yourself with this thing..

you don't know the worries i got.

you scared that guy, though.

will you fucking stop that?

you got a car?

is that your way of saying you're sorry?

you're taking the whole fucking thing apart.

i don't know how long i'm gonna be.

you're sorry? shut the fuck up.

hey, you. come here!

you owe me $8,000.

what do you know?

all i'm saying, i'm saying they don't appreciate you, is what i'm saying.

take off your shoes, or i'm gonna chop off your fucking feet.

you don't mention his name, all right?

where you going? sit down there.

come on, honey. come home.

you said it was gonna be three months, it's going on two years.

give me the keys.

all that fucking money you owe downtown, you'd have to lay off a fucking brink's truck.

i was hoping we'd get off on the right foot here.

i got a girl out there in california.

i want to help you out.

that's really nice of you.

sometimes i think, in that orphanage, they dropped you on your fucking head.

nobody else gave a fuck.

all i want from my end is $8,000.

forget it, i ain't taking my fucking shoes off.

the army? it ain't nothing like the army. the army is some guy you don't know sends you out to whack some other guy you don't know.

that's good, babe.

what were you doing last night?

what do you think you're running from?

i think you owe me an apology.

i'm gonna show you something.

i got 26 fucking hits under my belt, and you're the one he's scared of.

a cadillac's got more acceleration, it's got more power.

you think that's funny? i don't think that's so funny.

where the hell am i gonna get money to go bribing cops? nobody authorized that.

we're getting what we want. fuck him.

you losing your marbles on me or what?

give him a smack in the mouth once in a while.

you don't got a family?

you gonna break his legs?

nobody can touch you now. i'm your man.

what's that, you want me to sign it?

what kind of car do you drive?

a son should respect his father, capisce?

are you okay, honey?

i'm gonna be right here. all right?

where we going?

it was the only thing i liked about this job.

they're gonna kill him, because he vouched for me, because he stood up for me.

i put a bet on a horse, that horse don't do what it's supposed to do, like every fucking thing else in my life.

what do you want? $100?

i said that?

you don't have to be fucking einstein to understand this.

come on. i was just bullshitting around.

pull over. i've got to do something.

please calm down.

can you believe those fucking guys?

this ain't a fucking rodeo.

i'm your best friend.

he looked after me when i was in the can.

where the fuck do you get your ideas?

i ain't married.

just shut up, please. leave me alone.

you think i don't know how a hit gets set up?

we never had this kind of a problem when nixon was around.

i'd like to put a dent in that guy's head.

that's the same thing as if i put the bullet in his head myself, you understand?

this place is a goddamn palace, for christ's sake.

i didn't rat you out.

i demand that you tell me where my husband is!

i brought this by for you, it's a little christmas present.

let's go get your car. come on.

i don't hate you.

you know who you're talking to, my friend?

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Oh frannie your aching forbidden love season is coming you little homosexual.

please just be honest with me.

oh, please explain how this is my fault.

please don't look at me like that.

please, let's not do this here.

for once, could you please stop pretending?

please just kiss me, i can't stand it.

please don't walk away from this.

all you have to do is say please.

please, i dare you to try and stop me.

please don't tell anyone i said that.

i said please, so technically you have to say yes.

please tell me you brought snacks.

please don't take this the wrong way.

please, i've waited so long to hear you say it.

i said i'm fine, please just drop it.

please don't lie just to make me feel better.

please don't judge me for what i'm about to do.

please just let me help you.

if you love me, say it. please.

just stay here with me all day. pleaase?

please don't ruin this for me.

please just leave me out of it.

tell me you love me ... please.

can you please slow down?

please tell me there's still a chance.

can you please just get some sleep?

please, i don't want to lose you again.

i'm not asking– i'm begging you. please.

please don't make fun of me.

i want you to leave. please leave right now.

please, it's nothing.

i don't like to beg, but... please.

pleaase? i promise it'll be fun.

tell me it's a lie. please.

come on, please? just this once?

please don't jump to assumptions.

please, [ name ], just stay here.

you promised ... please.

please. i need you to trust me.

please don't go.

i know i don't deserve it, but please forgive me.

please, let me fix this.

did i hear a 'please' in there somewhere?

please. one more minute, that's all i'm asking.

oh please, as if you've never done it.

don't ask me to choose. please.

please don't tell them where i am.

saying 'please' over and over won't change my mind.

please? ... pretty please?

please don't make me beg.

please tell me i'm wrong.