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however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

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renard17

He has to earn those anime figures somehow <\\3

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radqueerhater10111011

Strade you cray-cray 😝

were--ralph

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

were--ralph

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

were--ralph

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

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roaldamundsen

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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roaldamundsen

can people stop saying insane things on this post

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christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

lemonsweet

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

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Strade:I mean don't you think it's at least a little fast? They've been married for 40 years and she died 2 months ago and now he's dating her Best friend!

Carmen (wife in this..au?): look strade I know it's hard but your dad is just trying to move on and they're both consenting adults can't you just be...happy for him?

Strade:...ok I want you to pretend you have close friends-

Carmen:I have close friends!

Strade:ok well I want you to pretend you have close friends and then you died... would you want me to have sex with them?

Carmen:i-well that's a very complicated question! I mean... you're both...adults and...look I-i wouldn't want you to mourn me for the rest of your life..

Strade:so like you died last week ..it's perfectly fine for me to fuck your best friend we're both consenting adults right?

Carmen:I mean I rather wouldn't but-

Strade:so you died! And I go and visit your closest friend Mikayla I bring some fancy wine and some artisanal cheeses we talk we cry...and then I just start fuckin pounding!!

*he claps his hands aggressively for emphasis*

Strade:and there's fluids EVERYWHERE it's on the ceiling on the walls I'm fucking bending her over that coffee table I take her to the kitchen and do her on the island! And she's all like

Strade:OH MEIN GOTT YOUR DICK IS AMAZING!! That's perfectly fine right? You're cool with that??

Carmen horrified:oh my god no! I dont wanna think about that strade! I don't wanna think about that ever!

Strade:no! No! I want you to think about it!! In detail!! That's how my mother feels!!

#btd strade #strade #boyfriend to death strade #ykmet #ykmet strade #strade btd #strade ykmet #boyfriend to death #btd #strade boyfriend to death #you kill me every time strade #ykmet OC

I don't vant to change...I like it in here..

#btd strade #strade #boyfriend to death strade #ykmet #ykmet strade #strade btd #strade ykmet #boyfriend to death #btd #strade boyfriend to death #backrooms #the backrooms #backrooms movie #Clark backrooms #backrooms Clark

mxchineryy

non-existent volume huh

*Ren and Lawrence are helping strade prepare for a yard sale going through his old shit*

Strade holding some kind of contraption:oooh! Do you know what this is

Lawrence:...a camel?

Ren: something for wine?

Strade:no it's used for meats

Ren:ooh! Ooh! Is it one of those deli meat slicers?

Strade:no

Ren: is it a sausage roller?

Strade:nope it's not a sausage roller

Ren:...uh...a sausage roller

Strade:I just said it wasn't a sausage roller

Ren:but it looks like one..

Strade:it's not a sausage roller but it goes for 452$ on marketplace

Ren:....a 452$ sausage roller?

Strade:REN! ITS NOT A FUCKING SAUSAGE ROLLER!

Ren:...is it a-ZZZGZGZGZZT *he crumpled to the ground as he gets shocked via shock collar*

Strade:for the last fucking time it's not a goddamn sausage roller! It's a ham holder!! Jesus!

Ren on the ground:..a what?

Lawrence:yeah that's my question..a what?

#btd strade #strade #boyfriend to death strade #ykmet #ykmet strade #strade btd #strade ykmet #boyfriend to death #btd #strade boyfriend to death #Ren Hana #Ren ykmet #Ren Hana ykmet #Ren BTD #boyfriend to death Ren #Lawrence oleander #btd Lawrence

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lovinglylacerated

ignore this dumb messy sketch hes just ruining my life. hes built like a soft fluffy brick shithouse and i need him carnally 😩😩

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