a record of past, present, & future mistakes

what sucks is that you probably only remember distinct moments from that week and how you felt during it, but i remember all of it.

im so scared

my bowel movements when im on my period are unparalleled

is it my period, diarrhea, or the fact that i ate a bunch of dried fruit

he was like “i always think people are a little bit freaky when i first meet them but i didnt think you’d be this freaky” 💀💀💀

i didnt realize how horny i am all the time

going from sex multiple times a day to no sex is horrible

idek why i was ever scared to give a bj

i didnt really feel like i was living until i met you

morning shits hit different

he loves me like a lesbian and i love that ♥️♥️

longest relationship ive ever been in

thank god for masturbating

i am booboo the fool

did i have to puke at the airport lounge? yes. would i still drink the same amount because it was free? probably