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Baby Shark and The Yellow Submarine both equally suck bc u can’t not repeat them over and over in your head

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sitting in th kitchen n hear yelling from th other room Grandma comes out n tells us she was texting to her brother who is hard of hearing, had to explain to her that she’s doing talk thru txt n she doesn’t have to yell bc he’s gonna read it not hear it. Haha dying

My lover came out n I put my phone away so he had my full attention n goes what u hiding?!??

This is what I was “hiding”

Idk how to show credit to th pic yet but I’m working on it lol

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i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

My rescue Boo being a dork

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Accidentally made tit cookies for th kids hahaha dying

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I had a crazy dream last night (while on cold medicine) that I was in a fight with a huge black bear and an alligator of equal proportion n I was stuck in th middle. To get out of it I somehow grabbed both of there mouths and smashed them together so they were basically making out with each other and then I bounced

My Ghoul Boyz BooBerry and Bucky always up my butt

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I lost my favorite uncle today n I lost my brother a few days ago his wake was yesterday, on my lover birthday n I’m just kinda emotionally idk at th moment n I just don’t know where to put it bc I have to b strong bc I have a 7 year old who adored them n a cramped place right now with 8 ppl including an infant n a dog n cat who have all been quarantined together for 2 months in a four bedroom bc of covid n I’m just so worn down n can’t show it n I’m just there’s just no time I can’t give ME time n I just don’t know where to put it other then on here

I just needed to get this out somewhere

My lover just made breakfast a blueberry bagel with mustard! I never expected such bullshit after 17 years haha who does this?

Right now I am just figuring out as a parent that the elf on a shelf is actually a Christmas kid thing and not an adult joke meme.

I am now for some kind of elf mischief reason sorting sprinkles

I am sorting them with tweezers

But only the white ones

I must sort out the white sprinkles

So when th kids wake up they can have Christmas vibes and b happy

Where are my Christmas vibe?

The children…

that’s where!!

Blarg …

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Joanna Malinowska at Canada

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Is this art, weaponry, or feminine toys? And th cow just completely throws everything off too I’m confused

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Bought a house of our own finally but couldn’t take our old bed and had to sleep on an air mattress for a month now

It was kinda like ‘okay this is how I sleep now’ but my lover is a lot heavier than me so it was like sleeping on a bubble, not comfortable at ALL

We got our new $4,000 bed yesterday with all th fixins n my lover played with all th stuff for hours n goes to bed

I come in and the bed is WAY to hard, I say can u fix it he groggily shouts “it will figure itself out, go to bed!”

I spend th next six hours trying to sleep on a cinder block

My lover wakes up at 10 having no idea why I’m so cranky and tired

Bitch I slept on what felt like a prison bunk with no pad while u slept on a cloud made of gods farts after I asked u to help and u told me th bed would handle it, of course I’m mad u turd!

You know how some ppl will drop their phone and catch it with their foot like a ninja boss?

Well I tried to do that once in high school n I booted my Nokia straight down the hall and into a kids ankle he had to go to th hospital bc I broke his foot

I never tried it again bc I am a klutzy uncoordinated nerd and not th ninja boss I hoped I’d be

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